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How to Not Be a Dick: And Other Truths About Work, Sex, Love - And Everything Else That Matters
Brother Brother
From the highly entertaining and global online phenomenon, Brother, comes a perfect how-to for millennial men everywhere.Let’s face it – life can be complicated. From the classroom to the office, the bar to the bedroom, it’s hard to know quite what to do to be the perfect modern gentleman. But not to worry; The Truth will set you free.Brother provides simple solutions to complex social interactions in the ultimate guide for gentlemanly etiquette. Unflinchingly direct, honest, but always hilarious, this book has got the modern man’s worries covered in a compelling mix of essays, infographics, quizzes and more.
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First published by HarperCollinsPublishers 2019
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Text © Vertical Networks, 2019
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Source ISBN: 9780008286583
Ebook Edition © May 2019 ISBN: 9780008286590
Version 2019-04-25
BY
Joel Hanek, Hogan Hiatt, Adam Lederer, Hot Rod Martinez, James Montgomery, Ryan Powell, Pernell Quilon, Bailey Rosser, Emily Wilson and Tom Wright
EDITED BY
James Montgomery
DESIGN & ART DIRECTION BY
Karen Jaimes
ILLUSTRATIONS BY
Ariel Alter
INFOGRAPHICS BY
Stephanie Truong
Contents
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Title Page (#ulink_b1396193-317a-592a-8077-6b1f4716ec8d)
Copyright
Life
The Truth About Life (#ulink_63a44807-60fa-5b9c-8c3f-8a4e50bfa19f)
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Life Needs (#ulink_c96eb48d-3afb-5b86-95ee-23b155ebdd52)
100 Universal Truths About Your Life
It’s Basically All Bullshit
Life Timelines
Everything Movies Lie to You About
The Conflict Conundrum
A Brief Note on Hubris
100 Classy Moves You Should Master
An Alphabetical List of Terrible People You Should Avoid at All Cost
How Long Will These People Actually Be in Your Life?
A True Friendship Test
Annoying (Yet Inevitable) Things All Friends Do as You Get Older
Is It Possible to Be “Just Friends” with a Woman?
How to Make Friends After the Apocalypse
You Are Insignificant
Perspective
A Handy Glossary of Terms
Sex
The Truth About Sex
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Sex Needs
Are You Ready to Have Sex?
The Do’s and Don’ts of Sex
5 Simple Ways to Not Suck at Sex
5 Simple Ways to Not Suck at Gay Sex
69 Lies You’ll Hear About Sex
Don’t Listen to These People
The Beginner’s Guide to Anal Sex
Navigating the Morning After
Reasons You’re Not Having Sex
A Series of Sexy Venn Diagrams
Sex in Movies vs. Sex IRL
Sex After the Apocalypse
An Unsexy Discussion About Pornography
Are You Masturbating Too Much?
How Much Sex Is Too Much?
A Handy Glossary of Terms
Work
The Truth About Work
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Work Needs
Appropriate Responses to Lies Your Dad Will Tell You About Work
What You Should Know Before Taking Any Job
The 30 Types of People You Will Work With
A Beginner’s Guide to Workplace Communication
Work, in Actuality
The Coworker Code
5 Ways to Get the Job You Deserve
Are You Workplace Appropriate?
How to Ask Your Boss for a Raise, According to the Actual Boss of BROTHER
Should You Launch a Start-Up?
Post-Apocalyptic Career Aptitude Guide
A Handy Glossary of Terms
Money
The Truth About Money
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Money Needs
How to Live Like a Millionaire (Without Actually Being One)
How to Live on a Budget (Without Living Like a Crazy Person)
How to Make More Money (Without Working All That Hard)
Get the Biggest Bang for Your Buck!
How to Get Rich
Do You Have Enough Money?
Six Truths About Money, According to Someone Who Has a Lot of It
Can Money Buy You This?
Make Your Own Money!
