The First Part of King Henry the Fourth

Enter Hostess.

  Host. O Jesu, my lord the Prince!  Prince. How now, my lady the hostess? What say'st thou to me?  Host. Marry, my lord, there is a nobleman of the court at door    would speak with you. He says he comes from your father.  Prince. Give him as much as will make him a royal man, and sendhim    back again to my mother.  Fal. What manner of man is he?  Host. An old man.  Fal. What doth gravity out of his bed at midnight? Shall I givehim    his answer?  Prince. Prithee do, Jack.  Fal. Faith, and I'll send him packing.Exit.  Prince. Now, sirs. By'r Lady, you fought fair; so did you,Peto; so    did you, Bardolph. You are lions too, you ran away uponinstinct,    you will not touch the true prince; no- fie!  Bard. Faith, I ran when I saw others run.  Prince. Tell me now in earnest, how came Falstaff's sword so    hack'd?  Peto. Why, he hack'd it with his dagger, and said he wouldswear    truth out of England but he would make you believe it wasdone in    fight, and persuaded us to do the like.  Bard. Yea, and to tickle our noses with speargrass to make them    bleed, and then to beslubber our garments with it and swearit    was the blood of true men. I did that I did not this sevenyear    before- I blush'd to hear his monstrous devices.  Prince. O villain! thou stolest a cup of sack eighteen yearsago    and wert taken with the manner, and ever since thou hastblush'd    extempore. Thou hadst fire and sword on thy side, and yetthou    ran'st away. What instinct hadst thou for it?  Bard. My lord, do you see these meteors? Do you behold these    exhalations?  Prince. I do.  Bard. What think you they portend?  Prince. Hot livers and cold purses.  Bard. Choler, my lord, if rightly taken.  Prince. No, if rightly taken, halter.

Enter Falstaff.

Here comes lean Jack; here comes bare-bone. How now, my sweet creature of bombast? How long is't ago, Jack, since thou sawest thine own knee? Fal. My own knee? When I was about thy years, Hal, I was not an eagle's talent in the waist; I could have crept into any alderman's thumb-ring. A plague of sighing and grief! It blows a man up like a bladder. There's villanous news abroad. Here was Sir John Bracy from your father. You must to the court in the morning. That same mad fellow of the North, Percy, and he of Wales that gave Amamon the bastinado, and made Lucifer cuckold, and swore the devil his true liegeman upon the cross of a Welsh hook- what a plague call you him? Poins. O, Glendower. Fal. Owen, Owen- the same; and his son-in-law Mortimer, and old Northumberland, and that sprightly Scot of Scots, Douglas, that runs a-horseback up a hill perpendicular- Prince. He that rides at high speed and with his pistol kills a sparrow flying. Fal. You have hit it. Prince. So did he never the sparrow. Fal. Well, that rascal hath good metal in him; he will not run. Prince. Why, what a rascal art thou then, to praise him so for running! Fal. A-horseback, ye cuckoo! but afoot he will not budge a foot. Prince. Yes, Jack, upon instinct. Fal. I grant ye, upon instinct. Well, he is there too, and one Mordake, and a thousand bluecaps more. Worcester is stol'n away to-night; thy father's beard is turn'd white with the news; you may buy land now as cheap as stinking mack'rel. Prince. Why then, it is like, if there come a hot June, and this civil buffeting hold, we shall buy maidenheads as they buy hobnails, by the hundreds. Fal. By the mass, lad, thou sayest true; it is like we shall have good trading that way. But tell me, Hal, art not thou horrible afeard? Thou being heir apparent, could the world pick thee out three such enemies again as that fiend Douglas, that spirit Percy, and that devil Glendower? Art thou not horribly afraid? Doth not thy blood thrill at it? Prince. Not a whit, i' faith. I lack some of thy instinct. Fal. Well, thou wilt be horribly chid to-morrow when thou comest to thy father. If thou love file, practise an answer. Prince. Do thou stand for my father and examine me upon the particulars of my life. Fal. Shall I? Content. This chair shall be my state, this dagger my sceptre, and this cushion my, crown. Prince. Thy state is taken for a join'd-stool, thy golden sceptre for a leaden dagger, and thy precious rich crown for a pitiful bald crown. Fal. Well, an the fire of grace be not quite out of thee, now shalt thou be moved. Give me a cup of sack to make my eyes look red, that it may be thought I have wept; for I must speak in passion, and I will do it in King Cambyses' vein. Prince. Well, here is my leg. Fal. And here is my speech. Stand aside, nobility. Host. O Jesu, this is excellent sport, i' faith! Fal. Weep not, sweet queen, for trickling tears are vain. Host. O, the Father, how he holds his countenance! Fal. For God's sake, lords, convey my tristful queen! For tears do stop the floodgates of her eyes. Host. O Jesu, he doth it as like one of these harlotry players as ever I see! Fal. Peace, good pintpot. Peace, good tickle-brain. – Harry, I do not only marvel where thou spendest thy time, but also how thou art accompanied. For though the camomile, the more it is trodden on, the faster it grows, yet youth, the more it is wasted, the sooner it wears. That thou art my son I have partly thy mother's word, partly my own opinion, but chiefly a villanous trick of thine eye and a foolish hanging of thy nether lip that doth warrant me. If then thou be son to me, here lies the point: why, being son to me, art thou so pointed at? Shall the blessed sun of heaven prove a micher and eat blackberries? A question not to be ask'd. Shall the son of England prove a thief and take purses? A question to be ask'd. There is a thing, Harry, which thou hast often heard of, and it is known to many in our land by the name of pitch. This pitch, as ancient writers do report, doth defile; so doth the company thou keepest. For, Harry, now I do not speak to thee in drink, but in tears; not in pleasure, but in passion; not in words only, but in woes also: and yet there is a virtuous man whom I have often noted in thy company, but I know not his name. Prince. What manner of man, an it like your Majesty? Fal. A goodly portly man, i' faith, and a corpulent; of a cheerful look, a pleasing eye, and a most noble carriage; and, as I think, his age some fifty, or, by'r Lady, inclining to threescore; and now I remember me, his name is Falstaff. If that man should be lewdly, given, he deceiveth me; for, Harry, I see virtue in his looks. If then the tree may be known by the fruit, as the fruit by the tree, then, peremptorily I speak it, there is virtue in that Falstaff. Him keep with, the rest banish. And tell me now, thou naughty varlet, tell me where hast thou been this month? Prince. Dost thou speak like a king? Do thou stand for me, and I'll play my father. Fal. Depose me? If thou dost it half so gravely, so majestically, both in word and matter, hang me up by the heels for a rabbit-sucker or a poulter's hare. Prince. Well, here I am set. Fal. And here I stand. Judge, my masters. Prince. Now, Harry, whence come you? Fal. My noble lord, from Eastcheap. Prince. The complaints I hear of thee are grievous. Fal. 'Sblood, my lord, they are false! Nay, I'll tickle ye for a young prince, i' faith. Prince. Swearest thou, ungracious boy? Henceforth ne'er look on me. Thou art violently carried away from grace. There is a devil haunts thee in the likeness of an old fat man; a tun of man is thy companion. Why dost thou converse with that trunk of humours, that bolting hutch of beastliness, that swoll'n parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuff'd cloakbag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with the pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years? Wherein is he good, but to taste sack and drink it? wherein neat and cleanly, but to carve a capon and eat it? wherein cunning, but in craft? wherein crafty, but in villany? wherein villanous, but in all things? wherein worthy, but in nothing? Fal. I would your Grace would take me with you. Whom means your Grace? Prince. That villanous abominable misleader of youth, Falstaff, that old white-bearded Satan. Fal. My lord, the man I know. Prince. I know thou dost. Fal. But to say I know more harm in him than in myself were to say more than I know. That he is old (the more the pity) his white hairs do witness it; but that he is (saving your reverence) a whoremaster, that I utterly deny. If sack and sugar be a fault, God help the wicked! If to be old and merry be a sin, then many an old host that I know is damn'd. If to be fat be to be hated, then Pharaoh's lean kine are to be loved. No, my good lord. Banish Peto, banish Bardolph, banish Poins; but for sweet Jack Falstaff, kind Jack Falstaff, true Jack Falstaff, valiant Jack Falstaff, and therefore more valiant being, as he is, old Jack Falstaff, banish not him thy Harry's company, banish not him thy Harry's company. Banish plump Jack, and banish all the world! Prince. I do, I will. [A knocking heard.] [Exeunt Hostess, Francis, and Bardolph.]

Enter Bardolph, running.

  Bard. O, my lord, my lord! the sheriff with a most monstrouswatch    is at the door.  Fal. Out, ye rogue! Play out the play. I have much to say inthe    behalf of that Falstaff.

Enter the Hostess.

  Host. O Jesu, my lord, my lord!  Prince. Heigh, heigh, the devil rides upon a fiddlestick!    What's the matter?  Host. The sheriff and all the watch are at the door. They arecome    to search the house. Shall I let them in?  Fal. Dost thou hear, Hal? Never call a true piece of gold a    counterfeit. Thou art essentially mad without seeming so.  Prince. And thou a natural coward without instinct.  Fal. I deny your major. If you will deny the sheriff, so; ifnot,    let him enter. If I become not a cart as well as another man,a    plague on my bringing up! I hope I shall as soon be strangled    with a halter as another.  Prince. Go hide thee behind the arras. The rest walk, up above.    Now, my masters, for a true face and good conscience.  Fal. Both which I have had; but their date is out, andtherefore    I'll hide me. Exit.  Prince. Call in the sheriff.[Exeunt Manent the Prince and Peto.]

Enter Sheriff and the Carrier.

    Now, Master Sheriff, what is your will with me?  Sher. First, pardon me, my lord. A hue and cry    Hath followed certain men unto this house.  Prince. What men?  Sher. One of them is well known, my gracious lord-    A gross fat man.  Carrier. As fat as butter.  Prince. The man, I do assure you, is not here,    For I myself at this time have employ'd him.    And, sheriff, I will engage my word to thee    That I will by to-morrow dinner time    Send him to answer thee, or any man,    For anything he shall be charg'd withal;    And so let me entreat you leave the house.  Sher. I will, my lord. There are two gentlemen    Have in this robbery lost three hundred marks.  Prince. It may be so. If he have robb'd these men,    He shall be answerable; and so farewell.  Sher. Good night, my noble lord.  Prince. I think it is good morrow, is it not?  Sher. Indeed, my lord, I think it be two o'clock.Exit [with Carrier]  Prince. This oily rascal is known as well as Paul's. Go callhim    forth.  Peto. Falstaff! Fast asleep behind the arras, and snorting likea    horse.  Prince. Hark how hard he fetches breath. Search his pockets.            He searcheth his pockets and findeth certain papers.    What hast thou found?  Peto. Nothing but papers, my lord.  Prince. Let's see whit they be. Read them.  Peto. [reads] 'Item. A capon..... ii s. iid.                 Item, Sauce..... iiiid.                 Item, Sack two gallons… v s. viiid.                 Item, Anchovies and sack after supper. ii s. vid.                 Item, Bread.....ob.'  Prince. O monstrous! but one halfpennyworth of bread to this    intolerable deal of sack! What there is else, keep close;we'll    read it at more advantage. There let him sleep till day. I'llto    the court in the morning. We must all to the wars. and thyplace    shall be honourable. I'll procure this fat rogue a charge of    foot; and I know, his death will be a march of twelve score.The    money shall be paid back again with advantage. Be with mebetimes    in the morning, and so good morrow, Peto.  Peto. Good morrow, good my lord.Exeunt

ACT III. Scene I. Bangor. The Archdeacon's house

Enter Hotspur, Worcester, Lord Mortimer, Owen Glendower.

  Mort. These promises are fair, the parties sure,    And our induction full of prosperous hope.  Hot. Lord Mortimer, and cousin Glendower,    Will you sit down?    And uncle Worcester. A plague upon it!    I have forgot the map.  Glend. No, here it is.    Sit, cousin Percy; sit, good cousin Hotspur,    For by that name as oft as Lancaster    Doth speak of you, his cheek looks pale, and with    A rising sigh he wisheth you in heaven.  Hot. And you in hell, as oft as he hears    Owen Glendower spoke of.  Glend. I cannot blame him. At my nativity    The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes    Of burning cressets, and at my birth    The frame and huge foundation of the earth    Shak'd like a coward.  Hot. Why, so it would have done at the same season, if your    mother's cat had but kitten'd, though yourself had never been    born.  Glend. I say the earth did shake when I was born.  Hot. And I say the earth was not of my mind,    If you suppose as fearing you it shook.  Glend. The heavens were all on fire, the earth did tremble.  Hot. O, then the earth shook to see the heavens on fire,    And not in fear of your nativity.    Diseased nature oftentimes breaks forth    In strange eruptions; oft the teeming earth    Is with a kind of colic pinch'd and vex'd    By the imprisoning of unruly wind    Within her womb, which, for enlargement striving,    Shakes the old beldame earth and topples down    Steeples and mossgrown towers. At your birth    Our grandam earth, having this distemp'rature,    In passion shook.  Glend. Cousin, of many men    I do not bear these crossings. Give me leave    To tell you once again that at my birth    The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes,    The goats ran from the mountains, and the herds    Were strangely clamorous to the frighted fields.    These signs have mark'd me extraordinary,    And all the courses of my life do show    I am not in the roll of common men.    Where is he living, clipp'd in with the sea    That chides the banks of England, Scotland, Wales,    Which calls me pupil or hath read to me?    And bring him out that is but woman's son    Can trace me in the tedious ways of art    And hold me pace in deep experiments.  Hot. I think there's no man speaks better Welsh. I'll todinner.  Mort. Peace, cousin Percy; you will make him mad.  Glend. I can call spirits from the vasty deep.  Hot. Why, so can I, or so can any man;    But will they come when you do call for them?  Glend. Why, I can teach you, cousin, to command the devil.  Hot. And I can teach thee, coz, to shame the devil-    By telling truth. Tell truth and shame the devil.    If thou have power to raise him, bring him hither,    And I'll be sworn I have power to shame him hence.    O, while you live, tell truth and shame the devil!  Mort. Come, come, no more of this unprofitable chat.  Glend. Three times hath Henry Bolingbroke made head    Against my power; thrice from the banks of Wye    And sandy-bottom'd Severn have I sent him    Bootless home and weather-beaten back.  Hot. Home without boots, and in foul weather too?    How scapes he agues, in the devil's name  Glend. Come, here's the map. Shall we divide our right    According to our threefold order ta'en?  Mort. The Archdeacon hath divided it    Into three limits very equally.    England, from Trent and Severn hitherto,    By south and east is to my part assign'd;    All westward, Wales beyond the Severn shore,    And all the fertile land within that bound,    To Owen Glendower; and, dear coz, to you    The remnant northward lying off from Trent.    And our indentures tripartite are drawn;    Which being sealed interchangeably    (A business that this night may execute),    To-morrow, cousin Percy, you and I    And my good Lord of Worcester will set forth    To meet your father and the Scottish bower,    As is appointed us, at Shrewsbury.    My father Glendower is not ready yet,    Nor shall we need his help these fourteen days.    [To Glend.] Within that space you may have drawn together    Your tenants, friends, and neighbouring gentlemen.  Glend. A shorter time shall send me to you, lords;    And in my conduct shall your ladies come,    From whom you now must steal and take no leave,    For there will be a world of water shed    Upon the parting of your wives and you.  Hot. Methinks my moiety, north from Burton here,    In quantity equals not one of yours.    See how this river comes me cranking in    And cuts me from the best of all my land    A huge half-moon, a monstrous cantle out.    I'll have the current ill this place damm'd up,    And here the smug and sliver Trent shall run    In a new channel fair and evenly.    It shall not wind with such a deep indent    To rob me of so rich a bottom here.  Glend. Not wind? It shall, it must! You see it doth.  Mort. Yea, but    Mark how he bears his course, and runs me up    With like advantage on the other side,    Gelding the opposed continent as much    As on the other side it takes from you.  Wor. Yea, but a little charge will trench him here    And on this north side win this cape of land;    And then he runs straight and even.  Hot. I'll have it so. A little charge will do it.  Glend. I will not have it alt'red.  Hot. Will not you?  Glend. No, nor you shall not.  Hot. Who shall say me nay?  Glend. No, that will I.  Hot. Let me not understand you then; speak it in Welsh.  Glend. I can speak English, lord, as well as you;    For I was train'd up in the English court,    Where, being but young, I framed to the harp    Many an English ditty lovely well,    And gave the tongue a helpful ornament-    A virtue that was never seen in you.  Hot. Marry,    And I am glad of it with all my heart!    I had rather be a kitten and cry mew    Than one of these same metre ballet-mongers.    I had rather hear a brazen canstick turn'd    Or a dry wheel grate on the axletree,    And that would set my teeth nothing on edge,    Nothing so much as mincing poetry.    'Tis like the forc'd gait of a shuffling nag,  Glend. Come, you shall have Trent turn'd.  Hot. I do not care. I'll give thrice so much land    To any well-deserving friend;    But in the way of bargain, mark ye me,    I'll cavil on the ninth part of a hair    Are the indentures drawn? Shall we be gone?  Glend. The moon shines fair; you may away by night.    I'll haste the writer, and withal    Break with your wives of your departure hence.    I am afraid my daughter will run mad,    So much she doteth on her Mortimer. Exit.  Mort. Fie, cousin Percy! how you cross my father!  Hot. I cannot choose. Sometimes he angers me    With telling me of the moldwarp and the ant,    Of the dreamer Merlin and his prophecies,    And of a dragon and a finless fish,    A clip-wing'd griffin and a moulten raven,    A couching lion and a ramping cat,    And such a deal of skimble-skamble stuff    As puts me from my faith. I tell you what-    He held me last night at least nine hours    In reckoning up the several devils' names    That were his lackeys. I cried 'hum,' and 'Well, go to!'    But mark'd him not a word. O, he is as tedious    As a tired horse, a railing wife;    Worse than a smoky house. I had rather live    With cheese and garlic in a windmill far    Than feed on cates and have him talk to me    In any summer house in Christendom).  Mort. In faith, he is a worthy gentleman,    Exceedingly well read, and profited    In strange concealments, valiant as a lion,    And wondrous affable, and as bountiful    As mines of India. Shall I tell you, cousin?    He holds your temper in a high respect    And curbs himself even of his natural scope    When you come 'cross his humour. Faith, he does.    I warrant you that man is not alive    Might so have tempted him as you have done    Without the taste of danger and reproof.    But do not use it oft, let me entreat you.  Wor. In faith, my lord, you are too wilful-blame,    And since your coming hither have done enough    To put him quite besides his patience.    You must needs learn, lord, to amend this fault.    Though sometimes it show greatness, courage, blood-    And that's the dearest grace it renders you-    Yet oftentimes it doth present harsh rage,    Defect of manners, want of government,    Pride, haughtiness, opinion, and disdain;    The least of which haunting a nobleman    Loseth men's hearts, and leaves behind a stain    Upon the beauty of all parts besides,    Beguiling them of commendation.  Hot. Well, I am school'd. Good manners be your speed!    Here come our wives, and let us take our leave.

Enter Glendower with the Ladies.

  Mort. This is the deadly spite that angers me-    My wife can speak no English, I no Welsh.  Glend. My daughter weeps; she will not part with you;    She'll be a soldier too, she'll to the wars.  Mort. Good father, tell her that she and my aunt Percy    Shall follow in your conduct speedily.               Glendower speaks to her in Welsh, and she answers                                                him in the same.  Glend. She is desperate here. A peevish self-will'd harlotry,    One that no persuasion can do good upon.                                       The Lady speaks in Welsh.  Mort. I understand thy looks. That pretty Welsh    Which thou pourest down from these swelling heavens    I am too perfect in; and, but for shame,    In such a Barley should I answer thee.                                        The Lady again in Welsh.    I understand thy kisses, and thou mine,    And that's a feeling disputation.    But I will never be a truant, love,    Till I have learnt thy language: for thy tongue    Makes Welsh as sweet as ditties highly penn'd,    Sung by a fair queen in a summer's bow'r,    With ravishing division, to her lute.  Glend. Nay, if you melt, then will she run mad.                                 The Lady speaks again in Welsh.  Mort. O, I am ignorance itself in this!  Glend. She bids you on the wanton rushes lay you down    And rest your gentle head upon her lap,    And she will sing the song that pleaseth you    And on your eyelids crown the god of sleep,    Charming your blood with pleasing heaviness,    Making such difference 'twixt wake and sleep    As is the difference betwixt day and night    The hour before the heavenly-harness'd team    Begins his golden progress in the East.  Mort. With all my heart I'll sit and hear her sing.    By that time will our book, I think, be drawn.  Glend. Do so,    And those musicians that shall play to you    Hang in the air a thousand leagues from hence,    And straight they shall be here. Sit, and attend.  Hot. Come, Kate, thou art perfect in lying down. Come, quick,    quick, that I may lay my head in thy lap.  Lady P. Go, ye giddy goose.                                                The music plays.  Hot. Now I perceive the devil understands Welsh;    And 'tis no marvel, be is so humorous.    By'r Lady, he is a good musician.  Lady P. Then should you be nothing but musical; for you are    altogether govern'd by humours. Lie still, ye thief, and hearthe    lady sing in Welsh.  Hot. I had rather hear Lady, my brach, howl in Irish.  Lady P. Wouldst thou have thy head broken?  Hot. No.  Lady P. Then be still.  Hot. Neither! 'Tis a woman's fault.  Lady P. Now God help thee!  Hot. To the Welsh lady's bed.  Lady P. What's that?  Hot. Peace! she sings.                               Here the Lady sings a Welsh song.    Come, Kate, I'll have your song too.  Lady P. Not mine, in good sooth.  Hot. Not yours, in good sooth? Heart! you swear like a    comfit-maker's wife. 'Not you, in good sooth!' and 'as trueas I    live!' and 'as God shall mend me!' and 'as sure as day!'    And givest such sarcenet surety for thy oaths    As if thou ne'er walk'st further than Finsbury.    Swear me, Kate, like a lady as thou art,    A good mouth-filling oath; and leave 'in sooth'    And such protest of pepper gingerbread    To velvet guards and Sunday citizens. Come, sing.  Lady P. I will not sing.  Hot. 'Tis the next way to turn tailor or be redbreast-teacher.An    the indentures be drawn, I'll away within these two hours;and so    come in when ye will. Exit.  Glend. Come, come, Lord Mortimer. You are as slow    As hot Lord Percy is on fire to go.    By this our book is drawn; we'll but seal,    And then to horse immediately.  Mort. With all my heart.Exeunt

Scene II. London. The Palace

Enter the King, Prince of Wales, and others.

  King. Lords, give us leave. The Prince of Wales and I    Must have some private conference; but be near at hand,    For we shall presently have need of you.Exeunt Lords    I know not whether God will have it so,    For some displeasing service I have done,    That, in his secret doom, out of my blood    He'll breed revengement and a scourge for me;    But thou dost in thy passages of life    Make me believe that thou art only mark'd    For the hot vengeance and the rod of heaven    To punish my mistreadings. Tell me else,    Could such inordinate and low desires,    Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean attempts,    Such barren pleasures, rude society,    As thou art match'd withal and grafted to,    Accompany the greatness of thy blood    And hold their level with thy princely heart?  Prince. So please your Majesty, I would I could    Quit all offences with as clear excuse    As well as I am doubtless I can purge    Myself of many I am charged withal.    Yet such extenuation let me beg    As, in reproof of many tales devis'd,    Which oft the ear of greatness needs must bear    By, smiling pickthanks and base newsmongers,    I may, for some things true wherein my youth    Hath faulty wand'red and irregular,    And pardon on lily true submission.  King. God pardon thee! Yet let me wonder, Harry,    At thy affections, which do hold a wing,    Quite from the flight of all thy ancestors.    Thy place in Council thou hast rudely lost,    Which by thy younger brother is supplied,    And art almost an alien to the hearts    Of all the court and princes of my blood.    The hope and expectation of thy time    Is ruin'd, and the soul of every man    Prophetically do forethink thy fall.    Had I so lavish of my presence been,    So common-hackney'd in the eyes of men,    So stale and cheap to vulgar company,    Opinion, that did help me to the crown,    Had still kept loyal to possession    And left me in reputeless banishment,    A fellow of no mark nor likelihood.    By being seldom seen, I could not stir    But, like a comet, I Was wond'red at;    That men would tell their children, 'This is he!'    Others would say, 'Where? Which is Bolingbroke?'    And then I stole all courtesy from heaven,    And dress'd myself in such humility    That I did pluck allegiance from men's hearts,    Loud shouts and salutations from their mouths    Even in the presence of the crowned King.    Thus did I keep my person fresh and new,    My presence, like a robe pontifical,    Ne'er seen but wond'red at; and so my state,    Seldom but sumptuous, show'd like a feast    And won by rareness such solemnity.    The skipping King, he ambled up and down    With shallow jesters and rash bavin wits,    Soon kindled and soon burnt; carded his state;    Mingled his royalty with cap'ring fools;    Had his great name profaned with their scorns    And gave his countenance, against his name,    To laugh at gibing boys and stand the push    Of every beardless vain comparative;    Grew a companion to the common streets,    Enfeoff'd himself to popularity;    That, being dally swallowed by men's eyes,    They surfeited with honey and began    To loathe the taste of sweetness, whereof a little    More than a little is by much too much.    So, when he had occasion to be seen,    He was but as the cuckoo is in June,    Heard, not regarded- seen, but with such eyes    As, sick and blunted with community,    Afford no extraordinary gaze,    Such as is bent on unlike majesty    When it shines seldom in admiring eyes;    But rather drows'd and hung their eyelids down,    Slept in his face, and rend'red such aspect    As cloudy men use to their adversaries,    Being with his presence glutted, gorg'd, and full.    And in that very line, Harry, standest thou;    For thou hast lost thy princely privilege    With vile participation. Not an eye    But is aweary of thy common sight,    Save mine, which hath desir'd to see thee more;    Which now doth that I would not have it do-    Make blind itself with foolish tenderness.  Prince. I shall hereafter, my thrice-gracious lord,    Be more myself.  King. For all the world,    As thou art to this hour, was Richard then    When I from France set foot at Ravenspurgh;    And even as I was then is Percy now.    Now, by my sceptre, and my soul to boot,    He hath more worthy interest to the state    Than thou, the shadow of succession;    For of no right, nor colour like to right,    He doth fill fields with harness in the realm,    Turns head against the lion's armed jaws,    And, Being no more in debt to years than thou,    Leads ancient lords and reverend Bishops on    To bloody battles and to bruising arms.    What never-dying honour hath he got    Against renowmed Douglas! whose high deeds,    Whose hot incursions and great name in arms    Holds from all soldiers chief majority    And military title capital    Through all the kingdoms that acknowledge Christ.    Thrice hath this Hotspur, Mars in swathling clothes,    This infant warrior, in his enterprises    Discomfited great Douglas; ta'en him once,    Enlarged him, and made a friend of him,    To fill the mouth of deep defiance up    And shake the peace and safety of our throne.    And what say you to this? Percy, Northumberland,    The Archbishop's Grace of York, Douglas, Mortimer    Capitulate against us and are up.    But wherefore do I tell these news to thee    Why, Harry, do I tell thee of my foes,    Which art my nearest and dearest enemy'    Thou that art like enough, through vassal fear,    Base inclination, and the start of spleen,    To fight against me under Percy's pay,    To dog his heels and curtsy at his frowns,    To show how much thou art degenerate.  Prince. Do not think so. You shall not find it so.    And God forgive them that so much have sway'd    Your Majesty's good thoughts away from me!    I will redeem all this on Percy's head    And, in the closing of some glorious day,    Be bold to tell you that I am your son,    When I will wear a garment all of blood,    And stain my favours in a bloody mask,    Which, wash'd away, shall scour my shame with it.    And that shall be the day, whene'er it lights,    That this same child of honour and renown,    This gallant Hotspur, this all-praised knight,    And your unthought of Harry chance to meet.    For every honour sitting on his helm,    Would they were multitudes, and on my head    My shames redoubled! For the time will come    That I shall make this Northern youth exchange    His glorious deeds for my indignities.    Percy is but my factor, good my lord,    To engross up glorious deeds on my behalf;    And I will call hall to so strict account    That he shall render every glory up,    Yea, even the slightest worship of his time,    Or I will tear the reckoning from his heart.    This in the name of God I promise here;    The which if he be pleas'd I shall perform,    I do beseech your Majesty may salve    The long-grown wounds of my intemperance.    If not, the end of life cancels all bands,    And I will die a hundred thousand deaths    Ere break the smallest parcel of this vow.  King. A hundred thousand rebels die in this!    Thou shalt have charge and sovereign trust herein.

Enter Blunt.