The Man in the Brown Suit

‘Ah!’ said the inspector. ‘You are the Miss Beddingfeld who gave evidence at the inquest. Certainly the man had an order in his pocket. A lot of other people may have had too—only they didn’t happen to be killed.’

I rallied my forces.

‘You didn’t think it odd that this man had no ticket in his pocket?’

‘Easiest thing in the world to drop your ticket. Done it myself.’

‘And no money.’

‘He had some loose change in his trousers pocket.’

‘But no notecase.’

‘Some men don’t carry a pocket-book or notecase of any kind.’

I tried another tack.

‘You don’t think it’s odd that the doctor never came forward afterwards?’

‘A busy medical man very often doesn’t read the papers. He probably forgot all about the accident.’

‘In fact, inspector, you are determined to find nothing odd,’ I said sweetly.

‘Well, I’m inclined to think you’re a little too fond of the word, Miss Beddingfeld. Young ladies are romantic, I know—fond of mysteries and such-like. But as I’m a busy man—’

I took the hint and rose.

The man in the corner raised a meek voice.

‘Perhaps if the young lady would tell us briefly what her ideas really are on the subject, inspector?’

The inspector fell in with the suggestion readily enough.

‘Yes, come now, Miss Beddingfeld, don’t be offended. You’ve asked questions and hinted things. Just say straight out what it is you’ve got in your head.’

I wavered between injured dignity and the overwhelming desire to express my theories. Injured dignity went to the wall.

‘You said at the inquest you were positive it wasn’t suicide?’

‘Yes, I’m quite certain of that. The man was frightened. What frightened him? It wasn’t me. But someone might have been walking up the platform towards us—someone he recognized.’

‘You didn’t see anyone?’

‘No,’ I admitted. ‘I didn’t turn my head. Then, as soon as the body was recovered from the line, a man pushed forward to examine it, saying he was a doctor.’

‘Nothing unusual in that,’ said the inspector dryly.

‘But he wasn’t a doctor.’

‘What?’

‘He wasn’t a doctor,’ I repeated.

‘How do you know that, Miss Beddingfeld?’

‘It’s difficult to say, exactly. I’ve worked in hospitals during the war, and I’ve seen doctors handle bodies. There’s a sort of deft professional callousness that this man hadn’t got. Besides, a doctor doesn’t usually feel for the heart on the right side of the body.’

‘He did that?’

‘Yes, I didn’t notice it specially at the time—except that I felt there was something wrong. But I worked it out when I got home, and then I saw why the whole thing had looked so unhandy to me at the time.’

‘H’m,’ said the inspector. He was reaching slowly for pen and paper.

‘In running his hands over the upper part of the man’s body he would have ample opportunity to take anything he wanted from the pockets.’

‘Doesn’t sound likely to me,’ said the inspector. ‘But—well, can you describe him at all?’

‘He was tall and broad-shouldered, wore a dark overcoat and black boots, a bowler hat. He had a dark pointed beard and gold-rimmed eyeglasses.’

‘Take away the overcoat, the beard and the eyeglasses, and there wouldn’t be much to know him by,’ grumbled the inspector. ‘He could alter his appearance easily enough in five minutes if he wanted to—which he would do if he’s the swell pickpocket you suggest.’

I had not intended to suggest anything of the kind. But from this moment I gave the inspector up as hopeless.

‘Nothing more you can tell us about him?’ he demanded, as I rose to depart.

‘Yes,’ I said. I seized my opportunity to fire a parting shot. ‘His head was markedly brachycephalic. He will not find it so easy to alter that.’

I observed with pleasure that Inspector Meadows’s pen wavered. It was clear that he did not know how to spell brachycephalic.

CHAPTER 5

In the first heat of indignation, I found my next step unexpectedly easy to tackle. I had had a half-formed plan in my head when I went to Scotland Yard. One to be carried out if my interview there was unsatisfactory (it had been profoundly unsatisfactory). That is, if I had the nerve to go through with it.

Things that one would shrink from attempting normally are easily tackled in a flush of anger. Without giving myself time to reflect, I walked straight to the house of Lord Nasby.

Lord Nasby was the millionaire owner of the Daily Budget. He owned other papers—several of them, but the Daily Budget was his special child. It was as the owner of the Daily Budget that he was known to every householder in the United Kingdom. Owing to the fact that an itinerary of the great man’s daily proceedings had just been published, I knew exactly where to find him at this moment. It was his hour for dictating to his secretary in his own house.

I did not, of course, suppose that any young woman who chose to come and ask for him would be at once admitted to the august presence. But I had attended to that side of the matter. In the card-tray in the hall of the Flemmings’ house, I had observed the card of the Marquis of Loamsley, England’s most famous sporting peer. I had removed the card, cleaned it carefully with bread-crumbs, and pencilled upon it the words: ‘Please give Miss Beddingfeld a few moments of your time.’ Adventuresses must not be too scrupulous in their methods.

The thing worked. A powdered footman received the card and bore it away. Presently a pale secretary appeared. I fenced with him successfully. He retired in defeat. He again reappeared and begged me to follow him. I did so. I entered a large room, a frightened-looking shorthand-typist fled past me like a visitant from the spirit-world. Then the door shut and I was face to face with Lord Nasby.

A big man. Big head. Big face. Big moustache. Big stomach. I pulled myself together. I had not come here to comment on Lord Nasby’s stomach. He was already roaring at me.

‘Well, what is it? What does Loamsley want? You his secretary? What’s it all about?’

‘To begin with,’ I said with as great an appearance of coolness as I could manage, ‘I don’t know Lord Loamsley, and he certainly knows nothing about me. I took his card from the tray in the house of the people I’m staying with, and I wrote those words on it myself. It was important that I should see you.’

For a moment it appeared to be a toss up as to whether Lord Nasby had apoplexy or not. In the end he swallowed twice and got over it.

‘I admire your coolness, young woman. Well, you see me! If you interest me, you will continue to see me for exactly two minutes longer.’

‘That will be ample,’ I replied. ‘And I shall interest you. It’s the Mill House Mystery.’

‘If you’ve found “The Man in the Brown Suit”, write to the editor,’ he interrupted hastily.

‘If you will interrupt, I shall be more than two minutes,’ I said sternly. ‘I haven’t found “The Man in the Brown Suit”, but I’m quite likely to do so.’

In as few words as possible I put the facts of the Tube accident and the conclusions I had drawn from them before him. When I had finished he said unexpectedly:

‘What do you know of brachycephalic heads?’

I mentioned Papa.

‘The Monkey man? Eh? Well, you seem to have a head of some kind upon your shoulders, young woman. But it’s all pretty thin, you know. Not much to go upon. And no use to us—as it stands.’

‘I’m perfectly aware of that.’

‘What d’you want, then?’

‘I want a job on your paper to investigate this matter.’

‘Can’t do that. We’ve got our own special man on it.’

‘And I’ve got my own special knowledge.’

‘What you’ve just told me, eh?’

‘Oh, no, Lord Nasby. I’ve still got something up my sleeve.’

‘Oh, you have, have you? You seem a bright sort of girl. Well, what is it?’

‘When this so-called doctor got into the lift, he dropped a piece of paper. I picked it up. It smelt of moth balls. So did the dead man. The doctor didn’t. So I saw at once that the doctor must have taken it off the body. It had two words written on it and some figures.’

‘Let’s see it.’

Lord Nasby stretched out a careless hand.

‘I think not,’ I said, smiling. ‘It’s my find, you see.’

‘I’m right. You are a bright girl. Quite right to hang on to it. No scruples about not handing it over to the police?’

‘I went there to do so this morning. They persisted in regarding the whole thing as having nothing to do with the Marlow affair, so I thought that in the circumstances I was justified in retaining the paper. Besides, the inspector put my back up.’

‘Short-sighted man. Well, my dear girl, here’s all I can do for you. Go on working on this line of yours. If you get anything—anything that’s publishable—send it along and you shall have your chance. There’s always room for real talent on the Daily Budget. But you’ve got to make good first. See?’

I thanked him and apologized for my methods.

‘Don’t mention it. I rather like cheek—from a pretty girl. By the way, you said two minutes and you’ve been three, allowing for interruptions. For a woman, that’s quite remarkable! Must be your scientific training.’

I was in the street again, breathing hard as though I had been running. I found Lord Nasby rather wearing as a new acquaintance.

CHAPTER 6

I went home with a feeling of exultation. My scheme had succeeded far better than I could possibly have hoped. Lord Nasby had been positively genial. It only now remained for me to ‘make good’, as he expressed it. Once locked in my own room, I took out my precious piece of paper and studied it attentively. Here was the clue to the mystery.

To begin with, what did the figures represent? There were five of them, and a dot after the first two. ‘Seventeen—one hundred and twenty two,’ I murmured.

That did not seem to lead to anything.

Next I added them up. That is often done in works of fiction and leads to surprising deductions.

‘One and seven make eight and one is nine and two are eleven and two are thirteen!’

Thirteen! Fateful number! Was this a warning to me to leave the whole thing alone? Very possibly. Anyway, except as a warning, it seemed to be singularly useless. I declined to believe that any conspirator would take that way of writing thirteen in real life. If he meant thirteen, he would write thirteen. ‘13’—like that.

There was a space between the one and the two. I accordingly subtracted twenty-two from a hundred and seventy-one. The result was a hundred and fifty-nine. I did it again and made it a hundred and forty-nine. These arithmetical exercises were doubtless excellent practice, but as regarded the solution of the mystery, they seemed totally ineffectual. I left arithmetic alone, not attempting fancy division or multiplication, and went on to the words.

Kilmorden Castle. That was something definite. A place. Probably the cradle of an aristocratic family. (Missing heir? Claimant to title?) Or possibly a picturesque ruin. (Buried treasure?)

Yes, on the whole I inclined to the theory of buried treasure. Figures always go with buried treasure. One pace to the right, seven paces to the left, dig one foot, descend twenty-two steps. That sort of idea. I could work out that later. The thing was to get to Kilmorden Castle as quickly as possible.

I made a strategic sally from my room, and returned laden with books of reference. Who’s Who, Whitaker, a Gazetteer, a History of Scotch Ancestral Homes, and Somebody or other’s British Isles.

Time passed. I searched diligently, but with growing annoyance. Finally, I shut the last book with a bang. There appeared to be no such place as Kilmorden Castle.

Here was an unexpected check. There must be such a place. Why should anyone invent a name like that and write it down on a piece of paper? Absurd!

Another idea occurred to me. Possibly it was a castellated abomination in the suburbs with a high-sounding name invented by its owner. But if so, it was going to be extraordinarily hard to find. I sat back gloomily on my heels (I always sit on the floor to do anything really important) and wondered how on earth I was to set about it.

Was there any other line I could follow? I reflected earnestly and then sprang to my feet delightedly. Of course! I must visit the ‘scene of the crime’. Always done by the best sleuths! And no matter how long afterwards it may be, they always find something that the police have overlooked. My course was clear. I must go to Marlow.

But how was I to get into the house? I discarded several adventurous methods, and plumped for stern simplicity. The house had been to let—presumably was still to let. I would be a prospective tenant.

I also decided on attacking the local house-agents, as having fewer houses on their books.

Here, however, I reckoned without my host. A pleasant clerk produced particulars of about half a dozen desirable properties. It took me all my ingenuity to find objections to them. In the end I feared I had drawn a blank.

‘And you’ve really nothing else?’ I asked, gazing pathetically into the clerk’s eyes. ‘Something right on the river, and with a fair amount of garden and a small lodge,’ I added, summing up the main points of the Mill House, as I had gathered them from the papers.

‘Well, of course, there’s Sir Eustace Pedler’s place,’ said the man doubtfully. ‘The Mill House, you know.’

‘Not—not where—’ I faltered. (Really, faltering is getting to be my strong point.)

‘That’s it! Where the murder took place. But perhaps you wouldn’t like—’

‘Oh, I don’t think I should mind,’ I said with an appearance of rallying. I felt my bona fides was now quite established. ‘And perhaps I might get it cheap—in the circumstances.’

A master touch that, I thought.

‘Well, it’s possible. There’s no pretending that it will be easy to let now—servants and all that, you know. If you like the place after you’ve seen it, I should advise you to make an offer. Shall I write you out an order?’

‘If you please.’

A quarter of an hour later I was at the lodge of the Mill House. In answer to my knock, the door flew open and a tall middle-aged woman literally bounced out.

‘Nobody can go into the house, do you hear that? Fairly sick of you reporters, I am. Sir Eustace’s orders are—’

‘I understood the house was to let,’ I said freezingly, holding out my order. ‘Of course, if it’s already taken—’

‘Oh, I’m sure I beg your pardon, miss. I’ve been fairly pestered with these newspaper people. Not a minute’s peace. No, the house isn’t let—nor likely to be now.’

‘Are the drains wrong?’ I asked in an anxious whisper.

‘Oh, Lord, miss, the drains is all right! But surely you’ve heard about that foreign lady as was done to death here?’

‘I believe I did read something about it in the papers,’ I said carelessly.

My indifference piqued the good woman. If I had betrayed any interest, she would probably have closed up like an oyster. As it was, she positively bridled.

‘I should say you did, miss! It’s been in all the newspapers. The Daily Budget’s out still to catch the man who did it. It seems, according to them, as our police are no good at all. Well I hope they’ll get him—although a nice looking fellow he was and no mistake. A kind of soldierly look about him—ah, well, I dare say he’d been wounded in the war, and sometimes they go a bit queer aftwards, my sister’s boy did. Perhaps she’d used him bad—they’re a bad lot, those foreigners. Though she was a fine-looking woman. Stood there where you’re standing now.’

‘Was she dark or fair?’ I ventured. ‘You can’t tell from these newspaper portraits.’

‘Dark hair, and a very white face—too white for nature, I thought, and her lips reddened something cruel. I don’t like to see it—a little powder now and then is quite another thing.’

We were conversing like old friends now. I put another question.

‘Did she seem nervous or upset at all?’

‘Not a bit. She was smiling to herself, quiet like, as though she was amused at something. That’s why you could have knocked me down with a feather when, the next afternoon, those people came running out calling for the police and saying there’d been murder done. I shall never get over it, and as for setting foot in that house after dark I wouldn’t do it, not if it was ever so. Why, I wouldn’t even stay here at the lodge, if Sir Eustace hadn’t been down on his bended knees to me.’

‘I thought Sir Eustace Pedler was at Cannes?’

‘So he was, miss. He come back to England when he heard the news, and, as to the bended knees, that was a figure of speech, his secretary, Mr Pagett, having offered us double pay to stay on, and, as my John says, money is money nowadays.’

I concurred heartily with John’s by no means original remarks.

‘The young man now,’ said Mrs James, reverting suddenly to a former point in the conversation. ‘He was upset. His eyes, light eyes, they were, I noticed them particular, was all shining. Excited, I thought. But I never dreamt of anything being wrong. Not even when he came out again looking all queer.’

‘How long was he in the house?’

‘Oh, not long, a matter of five minutes maybe.’

‘How tall was he, do you think? About six foot?’

‘I should say so maybe.’

‘He was clean-shaven, you say?’

‘Yes, miss—not even one of these toothbrush moustaches.’

‘Was his chin at all shiny?’ I asked on a sudden impulse.

Mrs James stared at me with awe.

‘Well, now you come to mention it, miss, it was. However did you know?’

‘It’s a curious thing, but murderers often have shiny chins,’ I explained wildly.

Mrs James accepted the statement in all good faith.

‘Really, now, miss. I never heard that before.’

‘You didn’t notice what kind of head he had, I suppose?’

‘Just the ordinary kind, miss. I’ll fetch you the keys, shall I?’

I accepted them, and went on my way to the Mill House. My reconstructions so far I considered good. All along I had realized that the differences between the man Mrs James had described and my Tube ‘doctor’ were those of non-essentials. An overcoat, a beard, gold-rimmed eye-glasses. The ‘doctor’ had appeared middle-aged, but I remembered that he had stooped over the body like a comparatively young man. There had been a suppleness which told of young joints.

The victim of the accident (the Moth Ball man, as I called him to myself ) and the foreign woman, Mrs de Castina, or whatever her real name was, had had an assignation to meet at the Mill House. That was how I pieced the thing together. Either because they feared they were being watched or for some other reason, they chose the rather ingenious method of both getting an order to view the same house. Thus their meeting there might have the appearance of pure chance.

That the Moth Ball man had suddenly caught sight of the ‘doctor’, and that the meeting was totally unexpected and alarming to him, was another fact of which I was fairly sure. What had happened next? The ‘doctor’ had removed his disguise and followed the woman to Marlow. But it was possible that had he removed it rather hastily traces of spirit-gum might still linger on his chin. Hence my question to Mrs James.

Whilst occupied with my thoughts I had arrived at the low old-fashioned door of the Mill House. Unlocking it with the key, I passed inside. The hall was low and dark, the place smelt forlorn and mildewy. In spite of myself, I shivered. Did the woman who had come here ‘smiling to herself’ a few days ago feel no chill of premonition as she entered this house? I wondered. Did the smile fade from her lips, and did a nameless dread close round her heart? Or had she gone upstairs, smiling still, unconscious of the doom that was so soon to overtake her? My heart beat a little faster. Was the house really empty? Was doom waiting for me in it also? For the first time, I understood the meaning of the much-used word, ‘atmosphere’. There was an atmosphere in this house, an atmosphere of cruelty, of menace, of evil.

CHAPTER 7

Shaking off the feelings that oppressed me, I went quickly upstairs. I had no difficulty in finding the room of the tragedy. On the day the body was discovered it had rained heavily, and large muddy boots had trampled the uncarpeted floor in every direction. I wondered if the murderer had left any footmarks the previous day. It was likely that the police would be reticent on the subject if he had, but on consideration I decided it was unlikely. The weather had been fine and dry.

There was nothing of interest about the room. It was almost square with two big bay windows, plain white walls and a bare floor, the boards being stained round the edges where the carpet had ceased. I searched it carefully, but there was not so much as a pin lying about. The gifted young detective did not seem likely to discover a neglected clue.

I had brought with me a pencil and notebook. There did not seem much to note, but I duly dotted down a brief sketch of the room to cover my disappointment at the failing of my quest. As I was in the act of returning the pencil to my bag, it slipped from my fingers and rolled along the floor.

The Mill House was really old, and the floors were very uneven. The pencil rolled steadily, with increasing momentum, until it came to rest under one of the windows. In the recess of each window there was a broad window-seat, underneath which there was a cupboard. My pencil was lying right against the cupboard door. The cupboard was shut, but it suddenly occurred to me that if it had been open my pencil would have rolled inside. I opened the door, and my pencil immediately rolled in and sheltered modestly in the farthest corner. I retrieved it, noting as I did so that owing to lack of light and the peculiar formation of the cupboard one could not see it, but had to feel for it. Apart from my pencil the cupboard was empty, but being thorough by nature I tried the one under the opposite window.

At first sight, it looked as though that also was empty, but I grubbed about perseveringly, and was rewarded by feeling my hand close on a hard paper cylinder which lay in a sort of trough, or depression, in the far corner of the cupboard. As soon as I had it in my hand, I knew what it was. A roll of Kodak films. Here was a find!

I realized, of course, that these films might very well be an old roll belonging to Sir Eustace Pedler which had rolled in here and had not been found when the cupboard was emptied. But I did not think so. The red paper was far too fresh-looking. It was just as dusty as it would have been had it lain there for two or three days—that is to say, since the murder. Had it been there for any length of time, it would have been thickly coated.

Who had dropped it? The woman or the man? I remembered that the contents of her handbag had appeared to be intact. If it had been jerked open in the struggle and the roll of films had fallen out, surely some of the loose money would have been scattered about also? No, it was not the woman who had dropped the films.

I sniffed suddenly and suspiciously. Was the smell of moth-balls becoming an obsession with me? I could swear that the roll of films smelt of it also. I held them under my nose. They had, as usual, a strong smell of their own, but apart from that I could clearly detect the odour I disliked so much. I soon found the cause. A minute shred of cloth had caught on a rough edge of the centre wood, and that shred was strongly impregnated with moth-balls. At some time or another the films had been carried in the overcoat pocket of the man who was killed in the Tube. Was it he who had dropped them here? Hardly. His movements were all accounted for.

No, it was the other man, the ‘doctor’. He had taken the films when he had taken the paper. It was he who had dropped them here during his struggle with the woman.