Colonel Starbottle's Client

“No,” said the lady, resting her cheek on her hand and gazing on the fire, “it’s all very interesting; and so odd that you two men, with nearly the same experiences, should be neighbors.”

“Say buyer and seller, ma’am, not neighbors—at least Scriptoorily—nor friends. Well,—now this is where the Speshal Providence comes in,—only this afternoon Jim Briggs, hearin’ me speak of Horseley’s offishness”—

“WHOSE offishness?” asked the lady.

“Horseley’s offishness,—Horseley’s the name of the man I’m talkin’ about. Well, hearin’ that, he says: ‘You hold on, Hays, and he’ll climb down. That wife of his has left the stage—got sick of it—and is driftin’ round in ‘Frisco with some fellow. When Horseley gets to hear that, you can’t keep him here,—he’ll settle up, sell out, and realize on everything he’s got to go after her agin,—you bet.’ That’s what Briggs said. Well, that’s what sent me up to Horseley’s to-night—to get there, drop the news, and then pin him down to that contract.”

“It looked like a good stroke of business and a fair one,” said the lady in an odd voice. It was so odd that Hays looked up. But she had somewhat altered her position, and was gazing at the ceiling, and with her hand to her face seemed to have just recovered from a slight yawn, at which he hesitated with a new and timid sense of politeness.

“You’re gettin’ tired, ma’am?”

“Oh dear, no!” she said in the same voice, but clearing her throat with a little cough. “And why didn’t you see this Mr. Horseley after all? Oh, I forgot!—you said you changed your mind from something you’d heard.”

He had turned his eyes to the fire again, but without noticing as he did so that she slowly moved her face, still half hidden by her hand, towards him and was watching him intently.

“No,” he said, slowly, “nothin’ I heard, somethin’ I felt. It mout hev been that that set me off the track. It kem to me all of a sudden that he might be sittin’ thar calm and peaceful like ez I might be here, hevin’ forgot all about her and his trouble, and here was me goin’ to drop down upon him and start it all fresh agin. It looked a little like persecution—yes, like persecution. I got rid of it, sayin’ to myself it was business. But I’d got off the road meantime, and had to find it again, and whenever I got back to the track and was pointed for his house, it all seemed to come back on me and set me off agin. When that had happened three times, I turned round and started for home.”

“And do you mean to say,” said the lady, with a discordant laugh, “that you believe, because YOU didn’t go there and break the news, that nobody else will? That he won’t hear of it from the first man he meets?”

“He don’t meet any one up where he lives, and only Briggs and myself know it, and I’ll see that Briggs don’t tell. But it was mighty queer this whole thing comin’ upon me suddenly,—wasn’t it?”

“Very queer,” replied the lady; “for”—with the same metallic laugh—“you don’t seem to be given to this kind of weakness with your own family.”

If there was any doubt as to the sarcastic suggestion of her voice, there certainly could be none in the wicked glitter of her eyes fixed upon his face under her shading hand. But haply he seemed unconscious of both, and even accepted her statement without an ulterior significance.

“Yes,” he said, communingly, to the glaring embers of the hearth, “it must have been a special revelation.”

There was something so fatuous and one-idea’d in his attitude and expression, so monstrously inconsistent and inadequate to what was going on around him, and so hopelessly stupid—if a mere simulation—that the angry suspicion that he was acting a part slowly faded from her eyes, and a hysterical smile began to twitch her set lips. She still gazed at him. The wind howled drearily in the chimney; all that was economic, grim, and cheerless in the room seemed to gather as flitting shadows around that central figure. Suddenly she arose with such a quick rustling of her skirts that he lifted his eyes with a start; for she was standing immediately before him, her hands behind her, her handsome, audacious face bent smilingly forward, and her bold, brilliant eyes within a foot of his own.

“Now, Mr. Hays, do you want to know what this warning or special revelation of yours REALLY meant? Well, it had nothing whatever to do with that man on the summit. No. The whole interest, gist, and meaning of it was simply this, that you should turn round and come straight back here and”—she drew back and made him an exaggerated theatrical curtsey—“have the supreme pleasure of making MY acquaintance! That was all. And now, as you’ve HAD IT, in five minutes I must be off. You’ve offered me already your horse and sleigh to go to the summit. I accept it and go! Good-by!”

He knew nothing of a woman’s coquettish humor; he knew still less of that mimic stage from which her present voice, gesture, and expression were borrowed; he had no knowledge of the burlesque emotions which that voice, gesture, and expression were supposed to portray, and finally and fatally he was unable to detect the feminine hysteric jar and discord that underlay it all. He thought it was strong, characteristic, and real, and accepted it literally. He rose.

“Ef you allow you can’t stay, why I’ll go and get the horse. I reckon he ain’t bin put up yet.”

“Do, please.”

He grimly resumed his coat and hat and disappeared through the passage into the kitchen, whence, a moment later, Zuleika came flying.

“Well, what has happened?” she said eagerly.

“It’s all right,” said the woman quickly, “though he knows nothing yet. But I’ve got things fixed generally, so that he’ll be quite ready to have it broken to him by this time to-morrow. But don’t you say anything till I’ve seen Jack and you hear from HIM. Remember.”

She spoke rapidly; her cheeks were quite glowing from some sudden energy; so were Zuleika’s with the excitement of curiosity. Presently the sound of sleigh-bells again filled the room. It was Hays leading the horse and sleigh to the door, beneath a sky now starlit and crisp under a northeast wind. The fair stranger cast a significant glance at Zuleika, and whispered hurriedly, “You know he must not come with me. You must keep him here.”

She ran to the door muffled and hooded, leaped into the sleigh, and gathered up the reins.

“But you cannot go alone,” said Hays, with awkward courtesy. “I was kalkilatin’”—

“You’re too tired to go out again, dad,” broke in Zuleika’s voice quickly. “You ain’t fit; you’re all gray and krinkly now, like as when you had one of your last spells. She’ll send the sleigh back to-morrow.”

“I can find my way,” said the lady briskly; “there’s only one turn off, I believe, and that”—

“Leads to the stage station three miles west. You needn’t be afraid of gettin’ off on that, for you’ll likely see the down stage crossin’ your road ez soon ez you get clear of the ranch.”

“Good-night,” said the lady. An arc of white spray sprang before the forward runner, and the sleigh vanished in the road.

Father and daughter returned to the office.

“You didn’t get to know her, dad, did ye?” queried Zuleika.

“No,” responded Hays gravely, “except to see she wasn’t no backwoods or mountaineering sort. Now, there’s the kind of woman, Zuly, as knows her own mind and yours too; that a man like your brother Jack oughter pick out when he marries.”

Zuleika’s face beamed behind her father. “You ain’t goin’ to sit up any longer, dad?” she said, as she noticed him resume his seat by the fire. “It’s gettin’ late, and you look mighty tuckered out with your night’s work.”

“Do you know what she said, Zuly?” returned her father, after a pause, which turned out to have been a long, silent laugh.

“No.”

“She said,” he repeated slowly, “that she reckoned I came back here to-night to have the pleasure of her acquaintance!” He brought his two hands heavily down upon his knees, rubbing them down deliberately towards his ankles, and leaning forward with his face to the fire and a long-sustained smile of complete though tardy appreciation.

He was still in this attitude when Zuleika left him. The wind crooned over him confidentially, but he still sat there, given up apparently to some posthumous enjoyment of his visitor’s departing witticism.

It was scarcely daylight when Zuleika, while dressing, heard a quick tapping upon her shutter. She opened it to the scared and bewildered face of her brother.

“What happened with her and father last night?” he said hoarsely.

“Nothing—why?”

“Read that. It was brought to me half an hour ago by a man in dad’s sleigh, from the stage station.”

He handed her a crumpled note with trembling fingers. She took it and read:—

“The game’s up and I’m out of it! Take my advice and clear out of it too, until you can come back in better shape. Don’t be such a fool as to try and follow me. Your father isn’t one, and that’s where you’ve slipped up.”

“He shall pay for it, whatever he’s done,” said her brother with an access of wild passion. “Where is he?”

“Why, Jack, you wouldn’t dare to see him now?”

“Wouldn’t I?” He turned and ran, convulsed with passion, before the windows towards the front of the house. Zuleika slipped out of her bedroom and ran to her father’s room. He was not there. Already she could hear her brother hammering frantically against the locked front door.

The door of the office was partly open. Her father was still there. Asleep? Yes, for he had apparently sunk forward before the cold hearth. But the hands that he had always been trying to warm were colder than the hearth or ashes, and he himself never again spoke nor stirred.

It was deemed providential by the neighbors that his youngest and favorite son, alarmed by news of his father’s failing health, had arrived from the Atlantic States just at the last moment. But it was thought singular that after the division of the property he entirely abandoned the Ranch, and that even pending the division his beautiful but fastidious Eastern bride declined to visit it with her husband.

JOHNSON’S “OLD WOMAN.”

It was growing dark, and the Sonora trail was becoming more indistinct before me at every step. The difficulty had increased over the grassy slope, where the overflow from some smaller watercourse above had worn a number of diverging gullies so like the trail as to be undistinguishable from it. Unable to determine which was the right one, I threw the reins over the mule’s neck and resolved to trust to that superior animal’s sagacity, of which I had heard so much. But I had not taken into account the equally well-known weaknesses of sex and species, and Chu Chu had already shown uncontrollable signs of wanting her own way. Without a moment’s hesitation, feeling the relaxed bridle, she lay down and rolled over.

In this perplexity the sound of horse’s hoofs ringing out of the rocky canyon beyond was a relief, even if momentarily embarrassing. An instant afterwards a horse and rider appeared cantering round the hill on what was evidently the lost trail, and pulled up as I succeeded in forcing Chu Chu to her legs again.

“Is that the trail from Sonora?” I asked.

“Yes;” but with a critical glance at the mule, “I reckon you ain’t going thar tonight.”

“Why not?”

“It’s a matter of eighteen miles, and most of it a blind trail through the woods after you take the valley.”

“Is it worse than this?”

“What’s the matter with this trail? Ye ain’t expecting a racecourse or a shell road over the foothills—are ye?”

“No. Is there any hotel where I can stop?”

“Nary.”

“Nor any house?”

“No.”

“Thank you. Good-night.”

He had already passed on, when he halted again and turned in his saddle. “Look yer. Just a spell over yon canyon ye’ll find a patch o’ buckeyes; turn to the right and ye’ll see a trail. That’ll take ye to a shanty. You ask if it’s Johnson’s.”

“Who’s Johnson?”

“I am. You ain’t lookin’ for Vanderbilt or God Almighty up here, are you? Well, then, you hark to me, will you? You say to my old woman to give you supper and a shakedown somewhar to-night. Say I sent you. So long.”

He was gone before I could accept or decline. An extraordinary noise proceeded from Chu Chu, not unlike a suppressed chuckle. I looked sharply at her; she coughed affectedly, and, with her head and neck stretched to their greatest length, appeared to contemplate her neat little off fore shoe with admiring abstraction. But as soon as I had mounted she set off abruptly, crossed the rocky canyon, apparently sighted the patch of buckeyes of her own volition, and without the slightest hesitation found the trail to the right, and in half an hour stood before the shanty.

It was a log cabin with an additional “lean-to” of the same material, roofed with bark, and on the other side a larger and more ambitious “extension” built of rough, unplaned, and unpainted redwood boards, lightly shingled. The “lean-to” was evidently used as a kitchen, and the central cabin as a living-room. The barking of a dog as I approached called four children of different sizes to the open door, where already an enterprising baby was feebly essaying to crawl over a bar of wood laid across the threshold to restrain it.

“Is this Johnson’s house?”

My remark was really addressed to the eldest, a boy of apparently nine or ten, but I felt that my attention was unduly fascinated by the baby, who at that moment had toppled over the bar, and was calmly eyeing me upside down, while silently and heroically suffocating in its petticoats. The boy disappeared without replying, but presently returned with a taller girl of fourteen or fifteen. I was struck with the way that, as she reached the door, she passed her hands rapidly over the heads of the others as if counting them, picked up the baby, reversed it, shook out its clothes, and returned it to the inside, without even looking at it. The act was evidently automatic and habitual.

I repeated my question timidly.

Yes, it WAS Johnson’s, but he had just gone to King’s Mills. I replied, hurriedly, that I knew it,—that I had met him beyond the canyon. As I had lost my way and couldn’t get to Sonora to-night, he had been good enough to say that I might stay there until morning. My voice was slightly raised for the benefit of Mr. Johnson’s “old woman,” who, I had no doubt, was inspecting me furtively from some corner.

The girl drew the children away, except the boy. To him she said simply, “Show the stranger whar to stake out his mule, ‘Dolphus,” and disappeared in the “extension” without another word. I followed my little guide, who was perhaps more actively curious, but equally unresponsive. To my various questions he simply returned a smile of exasperating vacuity. But he never took his eager eyes from me, and I was satisfied that not a detail of my appearance escaped him. Leading the way behind the house to a little wood, whose only “clearing” had been effected by decay or storm, he stood silently apart while I picketed Chu Chu, neither offering to assist me nor opposing any interruption to my survey of the locality. There was no trace of human cultivation in the surroundings of the cabin; the wilderness still trod sharply on the heels of the pioneer’s fresh footprints, and even seemed to obliterate them. For a few yards around the actual dwelling there was an unsavory fringe of civilization in the shape of cast-off clothes, empty bottles, and tin cans, and the adjacent thorn and elder bushes blossomed unwholesomely with bits of torn white paper and bleaching dish-cloths. This hideous circle never widened; Nature always appeared to roll back the intruding debris; no bird nor beast carried it away; no animal ever forced the uncleanly barrier; civilization remained grimly trenched in its own exuvia. The old terrifying girdle of fire around the hunter’s camp was not more deterring to curious night prowlers than this coarse and accidental outwork.

When I regained the cabin I found it empty, the doors of the lean-to and extension closed, but there was a stool set before a rude table, upon which smoked a tin cup of coffee, a tin dish of hot saleratus biscuit, and a plate of fried beef. There was something odd and depressing in this silent exclusion of my presence. Had Johnson’s “old woman” from some dark post of observation taken a dislike to my appearance, or was this churlish withdrawal a peculiarity of Sierran hospitality? Or was Mrs. Johnson young and pretty, and hidden under the restricting ban of Johnson’s jealousy, or was she a deformed cripple, or even a bedridden crone? From the extension at times came a murmur of voices, but never the accents of adult womanhood. The gathering darkness, relieved only by a dull glow from the smouldering logs in the adobe chimney, added to my loneliness. In the circumstances I knew I ought to have put aside the repast and given myself up to gloomy and pessimistic reflection; but Nature is often inconsistent, and in that keen mountain air, I grieve to say, my physical and moral condition was not in that perfect accord always indicated by romancers. I had an appetite and I gratified it; dyspepsia and ethical reflections might come later. I ate the saleratus biscuit cheerfully, and was meditatively finishing my coffee when a gurgling sound from the rafters above attracted my attention. I looked up; under the overhang of the bark roof three pairs of round eyes were fixed upon me. They belonged to the children I had previously seen, who, in the attitude of Raphael’s cherubs, had evidently been deeply interested spectators of my repast. As our eyes met an inarticulate giggle escaped the lips of the youngest.

I never could understand why the shy amusement of children over their elders is not accepted as philosophically by its object as when it proceeds from an equal. We fondly believe that when Jones or Brown laughs at us it is from malice, ignorance, or a desire to show his superiority, but there is always a haunting suspicion in our minds that these little critics REALLY see something in us to laugh at. I, however, smiled affably in return, ignoring any possible grotesqueness in my manner of eating in private.

“Come here, Johnny,” I said blandly.

The two elder ones, a girl and a boy, disappeared instantly, as if the crowning joke of this remark was too much for them. From a scraping and kicking against the log wall I judged that they had quickly dropped to the ground outside. The younger one, the giggler, remained fascinated, but ready to fly at a moment’s warning.

“Come here, Johnny, boy,” I repeated gently. “I want you to go to your mother, please, and tell her”—

But here the child, who had been working its face convulsively, suddenly uttered a lugubrious howl and disappeared also. I ran to the front door and looked out in time to see the tallest girl, who had received me, walking away with it under her arm, pushing the boy ahead of her and looking back over her shoulder, not unlike a youthful she-bear conducting her cubs from danger. She disappeared at the end of the extension, where there was evidently another door.

It was very extraordinary. It was not strange that I turned back to the cabin with a chagrin and mortification which for a moment made me entertain the wild idea of saddling Chu Chu, and shaking the dust of that taciturn house from my feet. But the ridiculousness of such an act, to say nothing of its ingratitude, as quickly presented itself to me. Johnson had offered me only food and shelter; I could have claimed no more from the inn I had asked him to direct me to. I did not re-enter the house, but, lighting my last cigar, began to walk gloomily up and down the trail. With the outcoming of the stars it had grown lighter; through a wind opening in the trees I could see the heavy bulk of the opposite mountain, and beyond it a superior crest defined by a red line of forest fire, which, however, cast no reflection on the surrounding earth or sky. Faint woodland currents of air, still warm from the afternoon sun, stirred the leaves around me with long-drawn aromatic breaths. But these in time gave way to the steady Sierran night wind sweeping down from the higher summits, and rocking the tops of the tallest pines, yet leaving the tranquillity of the dark lower aisles unshaken. It was very quiet; there was no cry nor call of beast or bird in the darkness; the long rustle of the tree-tops sounded as faint as the far-off wash of distant seas. Nor did the resemblance cease there; the close-set files of the pines and cedars, stretching in illimitable ranks to the horizon, were filled with the immeasurable loneliness of an ocean shore. In this vast silence I began to think I understood the taciturnity of the dwellers in the solitary cabin.

When I returned, however, I was surprised to find the tallest girl standing by the door. As I approached she retreated before me, and pointing to the corner where a common cot bed had been evidently just put up, said, “Ye can turn in thar, only ye’ll have to rouse out early when ‘Dolphus does the chores,” and was turning towards the extension again, when I stopped her almost appealingly.

“One moment, please. Can I see your mother?”

She stopped and looked at me with a singular expression. Then she said sharply:—

“You know, fust rate, she’s dead.”

She was turning away again, but I think she must have seen my concern in my face, for she hesitated. “But,” I said quickly, “I certainly understood your father, that is, Mr. Johnson,” I added, interrogatively, “to say that—that I was to speak to”—I didn’t like to repeat the exact phrase—“his WIFE.”

“I don’t know what he was playin’ ye for,” she said shortly. “Mar has been dead mor’n a year.”

“But,” I persisted, “is there no grown-up woman here?”

“No.”

“Then who takes care of you and the children?”

“I do.”

“Yourself and your father—eh?”

“Dad ain’t here two days running, and then on’y to sleep.”

“And you take the entire charge of the house?”

“Yes, and the log tallies.”

“The log tallies?”

“Yes; keep count and measure the logs that go by the slide.”

It flashed upon me that I had passed the slide or declivity on the hillside, where logs were slipped down into the valley, and I inferred that Johnson’s business was cutting timber for the mill.

“But you’re rather young for all this work,” I suggested.

“I’m goin’ on sixteen,” she said gravely.

Indeed, for the matter of that, she might have been any age. Her face, on which sunburn took the place of complexion, was already hard and set. But on a nearer view I was struck with the fact that her eyes, which were not large, were almost indistinguishable from the presence of the most singular eyelashes I had ever seen. Intensely black, intensely thick, and even tangled in their profusion, they bristled rather than fringed her eyelids, obliterating everything but the shining black pupils beneath, which were like certain lustrous hairy mountain berries. It was this woodland suggestion that seemed to uncannily connect her with the locality. I went on playfully:—

“That’s not VERY old—but tell me—does your father, or DID your father, ever speak of you as his ‘old woman?’”

She nodded. “Then you thought I was mar?” she said, smiling.

It was such a relief to see her worn face relax its expression of pathetic gravity—although this operation quite buried her eyes in their black thickest hedge again—that I continued cheerfully: “It wasn’t much of a mistake, considering all you do for the house and family.”

“Then you didn’t tell Billy ‘to go and be dead in the ground with mar,’ as he ‘lows you did?” she said half suspiciously, yet trembling on the edge of a smile.

No, I had not, but I admitted that my asking him to go to his mother might have been open to this dismal construction by a sensitive infant mind. She seemed mollified, and again turned to go.

“Good-night, Miss—you know your father didn’t tell me your real name,” I said.

“Karline!”

“Good-night, Miss Karline.”

I held out my hand.

She looked at it and then at me through her intricate eyelashes. Then she struck it aside briskly, but not unkindly, said “Quit foolin’, now,” as she might have said to one of the children, and disappeared through the inner door. Not knowing whether to be amused or indignant, I remained silent a moment. Then I took a turn outside in the increasing darkness, listened to the now hurrying wind over the tree-tops, re-entered the cabin, closed the door, and went to bed.