Navalyayev. Non fictional stories

– Yes. And, if possible, the shortest way.

– Quite well.

"Shaw?"

– I speak ganz gut.

– Oh, this is your pronunciation…

– This is understandable, but how can I, in turn, be able to contact you?

– Just call Benya.

– So from, just Benya. One of ours could hear – Regina Wender, sho studied at the First Moscow State Medical University named after IM Sechenov, and then married Hersh Fisher and moved to America…

"No, I have not."

– So from, but I heard that she, that is her son, now Iceland.

"Edik, I'm begging, take control."

"That's where I'm calling." Do not worry.

Mandatory Walter Peter James McLeber, Mr. Bloomington, he's just Eddie, immediately typed aunt Regina from Chicago.

– Hallow.

A friendly female voice was heard in the receiver.

– Rather, and Gut Er [8], and not just so, but Sholom to you from Dakota!

"Eddie, dear, you were sick to mine. By the way, are you healthy?

– Yes Aunt Regina, I'm healthy, but there are problems and except for me, and it is by that profile that you hinted.

"Oh, oh, what a grief!" And hto, I know him?

"You may know, but I do not." In short, Icelandic moss is needed, but I heard your Bob at once from Iceland. So why should not he go to the Güdfoss waterfall and tear down a couple of bushes of Icelandic moss. Having made this little thing, he will save the life of a good man.

"Edik, you know how I respect you, your family, your relatives, yours Friends and even your enemies, from Dafke to Farvos [9]! But sho up to the moss, then tell the mine, how business, I asked you? Moving?

– If everything is at the norm, then tomorrow you will have your own gesheft.

– Oh, Edik, you know how to persuade me, I'm calling my boy.

A minute later, in Reykjavik, in the room of the great chess player Robert James Fisher, there was a phone call.

– Alie, is it Iceland?

– Yes. Here is Robert Fisher.

"Alie, Bobby, this is Mom."

– Hallow Mom.

– How are you, how are you sleeping, what do you eat?

– I'm fine, preparing for the next game.

"Bobby, you remember – at first sniff, they offer you sho, and then eat."

– Good.

"And do not drink water from the tap."

– Yes mom.

The grandmaster began to boil.

– And watch, Schaub was not tight was toilet paper.

– Good.

– Yes, Bobby, by the way, at the expense of it. We are not doing well, Uncle Edik called from Dakota. (She burst out laughing) Toko I wasted my time confusing the damned Dakotas, de Nordic, de soudern! Do you remember Uncle Edik from Dakota?

– No.

"Then listen to the sho nada to do: go to the Güdfoss waterfall, and there Icelandic moss." Bobby, it's urgent.

– Mom, you're crazy, I have a match for the title of world champion!

– No, not much, just a few twigs.

"What moss!" What twigs!

"Bobby, you've always been an obedient boy."

"It's a chess crown, Mom." This is what I have longed for all my life!

"Bobby is not nervous, you should not be nervous."

– Mom, millions of TV viewers and radio listeners froze at the screens and speakers in the hope of hearing how the match stems. At stake are a lot of money! The country's authority, finally! And you, about some kind of moss!

"Bobby, it's right to say moss, you need to pull up the grammar."

– What?!

– I speak the correct word moss.

– Mama!!! What the hell grammar! What a devil moss! Tomorrow I have a second party! This despite the fact that I lost the first one! This is not a joke, it's a chess crown!

"Well, for my mother, my boy." Do you love your mother?

Half an hour later, Fischer drove his "Ford" in the direction of the mother of the waterfall.

On the way back, with a thermo container full of Icelandic moss, Mr. Fisher stopped by the motel, took a sip of cold cola, and had a cup of coffee. Suddenly, in an empty cafe, a weary chess player heard the voice of a bartender.

"Mr. Fisher?"

– Yes it's me.

"Kindly, you were asked to call back at this number." In my opinion, they called from U.S.A.

Within 5 minutes, having smashed the unfinished cup of coffee on the wall and cursing everything, Robert Fisher, swept towards the Scougafoss waterfall.

P.s. However, for the next game with Boris Spassky, Fischer did not have time, for which he was credited with a technical defeat. But the thermo-container with Icelandic moss, Bobby's efforts arrived on time, still saved the life of Grisha Galduper. Nevertheless, in the match for the title of world champion in chess, held in Reykjavik, already on September 1, the same year, a new champion, he became Robert James "Bobby" Fisher. He defeated Spassky in twenty-one games, with a total score of 12.5: 8.5.

As for Vittorio and Lyuska Kotovasenko, the wedding was still held. And the 55-year-old Signor Toldo, being a member of the Italian Communist Party, managed to get Ludmilla's wife to go to Paris, which the girl dreamed of on long winter evenings, in their tiny komunk, in Stepan Khalturin Street, where she lived with a widowed mother and three younger brothers. So the reunion of Josephine with Paris still took place. Symbolically, is not it?

By the way, the fourth from which Navalyaev made a cocked hat for an Italian guest, also got to Paris, and there, and to the office of Buggati. After analyzing the calculations of the cooling system made in one of Stalin's sharaga, the creators of "Veyron" took them as the basis for their version, which allowed the sports car to be held as a "supercar" and equipped with a 3000-horsepower engine.

And yet, Valerik Shmatovalenko was cured due to a fright after the battery explosion.

Notes

1

(German) in Smoked Beer.

2

(Ital.) Very nice

3

In 1918, during the Civil War in Finland, the White Finns were white, those who stood on the side of the bourgeois national government, anti-communist and anti-Soviet forces that came into conflict with the Reds: White – Valkoiset, Reds – Punaiset, or Punikki dismissively.

4

(Italian) gift

5

(Ital.) What are you doing?!

6

(ital.) Is incredible

7

(Ital.) Very beautiful

8

(Yiddish) Quite well. gut er – good morning / day / evening

9

(Yiddish) from dapke to farways – there is something for that.