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Goodly and Grave in A Bad Case of Kidnap
Justine Windsor
An archly funny, classic mystery adventure with a magic twist!Lucy Goodly is the new boot girl at Grave Hall, working for the cold, aloof Lord Grave. The other staff – Vonk the Butler, Mrs Crawley the cook and Violet the scullery maid – all seem friendly but Lucy soon notices that strange things are afoot in her new home – and not just Mrs Crawley’s experimental anchovy omelettes. There are moving statues, magical books and Lord Grave has a secret. Meanwhile, all over the country, children are vanishing. Could the mystery of the missing children be linked to the strange goings-on? Lucy is determined to find out…
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Version: 2017-02-07
For my parents, who read me stories.
And for Charlie, who said I should write my own.
Contents
Cover (#u39c539e5-ddae-5d09-9590-36186376910d)
Title Page (#ud6685429-4d3c-567a-b055-954580e30c58)
Copyright (#udfeb3047-0ebe-5bce-84b8-d4b256554e96)
Dedication (#u9162c528-e75f-5d80-8982-6a573b488d96)
Chapter One: A Game of Cards (#u9ee4cff7-2bfe-546e-bb9d-e9075110a5d3)
Chapter Two: Jumping Jack (#u203be691-8028-5e63-9d50-2f8cfdcc7107)
Chapter Three: Bathsheba (#u7e169366-6656-5dc9-843b-90fc14dbf0e4)
Chapter Four: Portrait of a Lady (#uf93c27d3-d69a-5ae6-aa82-5b4560924243)
Chapter Five: Hiding Behind a Rhinoceros (#u13bb6de6-f591-548b-9e0a-10a7181e648a)
Chapter Six: Everlasting Soup and Chicken-With-More-Body-Parts-Than-Might-Be-Reasonably-Expected (#ue5ce6dd1-4aad-552b-b355-6ad224e77f54)
Chapter Seven: Tickling Lord Grave’s Great-Grandmother’s Chins (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Eight: The Raven (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Nine: The Library Without Books (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Ten: Tongue-Tied (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Eleven: The Smell of a Spy (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Twelve: Enough is Enough (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Thirteen: The Eyes of Caruthers (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Fourteen: Lucy’s Exploding Brain (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Fifteen: Sniffed Out (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Sixteen: Havoc Created (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Seventeen: A Complete Disaster (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Eighteen: Lady Red (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Nineteen: New Friends and Old Friends (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Twenty: Spinning a Yarn (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Twenty-One: The Tear Catcher (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Twenty-Two: The Truth About Bertie (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Twenty-Three: Unravelling the Yarns (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Twenty-Four: The Snowman’s Smile (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Twenty-Five: The End for Lucy (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Twenty-Six: Slamming the Door (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Twenty-Seven: A Hole Lot of Trouble (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Sealed (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Eyebrows Have It (#litres_trial_promo)
Chapter Thirty: Goodly and Grave (#litres_trial_promo)
Acknowledgements (#litres_trial_promo)
Look out for the next Goodly and Grave Adventure (#litres_trial_promo)
About the Publisher (#litres_trial_promo)
CHAPTER ONE (#ulink_7f82d468-fb93-5ab3-9b5a-e274eb58a06c)
A GAME OF CARDS (#ulink_7f82d468-fb93-5ab3-9b5a-e274eb58a06c)
Midnight in Mrs Milligan’s Gambling Den.
Lord Grave puffed on his cigar, blowing smoke into Lucy Goodly’s face. She coughed and spluttered and gave Lord Grave her filthiest stare. He’d be less full of himself once she’d relieved him of all the gold in his pockets.
“Finest cigars in the world,” Lord Grave said, waving his about.
“You shouldn’t smoke in front of me,” Lucy said. “It stunts the growth, you know.”
A hush fell over Mrs Milligan’s Gambling Den. Dice stopped rolling, roulette wheels stopped turning and everyone held their breath. Lord Grave was the most important customer who’d ever visited Mrs Milligan’s. No one else dared complain about his smelly cigar. Lucy’s parents, who were sitting at the poker table with Lucy and the eminent Lord, stiffened.
“Fair point,” said Lord Grave and stubbed his cigar out on the coat tails of a passing waiter. The waiter bowed, thanked his Lordship and then ran for the kitchens where he sat in a pail of cold water to quench the smouldering embers.
Lord Grave turned back to the Goodlys. “So you’ve run out of money? No chance of another game?”
“I’m afraid not, your Lordship,” said Mrs Goodly. She fiddled with the frayed edge of her shawl, which was more fray than shawl. Lucy’s mother had a whole cupboard full of very fine shawls at home, but she always wore her frayed one on poker nights. Lucy herself wore a pair of her father’s cut-down breeches and a boy’s jacket. And unlike most girls, who favoured curls and ringlets, Lucy liked to keep her straight, shiny black hair short. She found it far more practical.
“Nothing left at all to bet with? Come, now. You must at least have a house?”
“No, sir. We rent a couple of rooms from a Mr Grimes. We share them with three hundred cockroaches, a family of rats and eight slugs. We’re very fortunate.” Mrs Goodly smiled at Lord Grave in a pathetic way.
Lucy shivered at the idea of sharing a room with three hundred cockroaches, a family of rats and eight slugs. What her mother said wasn’t a complete lie. They had once lived in a place like that. But, thanks to Lucy, not any more. Lucy thought of her large, light, clean bedroom in Leafy Ridge, the Goodlys’ cottage deep in the country, hundreds of miles away from London and Mrs Milligan’s Gambling Den. It was her favourite place in the world. But for the plan to work, the Goodlys had to pretend they still lived in squalor.
“But … I do have one thing,” said Mrs Goodly, her voice quivering. Her fingers trembled as she unpinned the brooch fastened lopsidedly to her ragged shawl. It was gold and round, with a red stone in the middle. She placed it on the green cloth of the poker table. Lord Grave picked it up and bit it.
“Real gold? Genuine ruby?”
“Yes, sir. From my dear departed mother, our little Lucy’s grandmother.”
Lucy put on her best wan smile and patted her mother’s hand.
“But …” said Mrs Goodly, “Mr Goodly and I, we don’t think we have the nerve for another game of poker, sir. Would you consider playing against Lucy instead?”
Lord Grave frowned, his bushy black eyebrows meeting in the middle. He studied Lucy for a few moments. Lucy sat quite still, letting Lord Grave take a good look at her. She knew what he was thinking. That a twelve-year-old girl couldn’t possibly beat anyone at poker. But he was wrong. Because Lucy never, ever lost a poker game. Unless she lost on purpose.
“This child?” said Lord Grave eventually. “Not much of a challenge for me!”
“Oh, please, sir,” said Mrs Goodly, tears shining in her eyes (beneath the poker table, Lucy was pinching her mother’s leg hard in order to make her eyes water). “Otherwise we’ll have to sleep in the gutter tonight!”
Lord Grave picked up the ruby brooch and turned it over in his fingers. He nodded. “Very well.”
“Oh, thank you, sir!” chorused all three Goodlys.
“One moment.” Lord Grave handed the ruby brooch back to Mrs Goodly. “I don’t want to play for the brooch. I want to play for the girl.”
Lucy’s stomach dropped down to her toes. This wasn’t how things usually proceeded.
“You want to play for my daughter?” said Mr Goodly, running his hand through his untidy dark hair.
“I need a new boot girl for Grave Hall. Little Lucy looks just the ticket. If you win, I’ll give you that brooch’s value four times over.”
“We need time to decide,” said Mrs Goodly, suddenly sounding much less tearful.
“Don’t take too long or I may change my mind,” said Lord Grave. He got to his feet and strode over to the tiny bar tucked into a corner of the gambling den.
The three Goodlys looked at each other.
“We can’t,” said Mr Goodly.
“Of course not,” Mrs Goodly agreed.
“You know I won’t lose,” whispered Lucy. “Just think. We’ll make enough to live on for years!”
“But you do lose sometimes,” said Mr Goodly. “We mustn’t risk it!”
Lucy wanted to tell him that she only lost a game now and then so people wouldn’t be too suspicious, including her parents. But she couldn’t. So she shook her head and said, “Look at him. He’s all fuddled with brandy. He’s having another glass now.” Lord Grave was leaning against the bar, drinking Mrs Milligan’s most expensive brandy out of a glass practically the size of Lucy’s head.
Mr Goodly took both of Lucy’s hands in his. “Dear girl, are you sure?”
“Yes, Father. I won’t lose!”
Excitement bubbled up in Lucy. Once she’d beaten Lord Grave, she could spend the rest of the summer paddling and fishing in the river near Leafy Ridge and forget about gambling altogether. And although her parents were hopeless in many ways, she loved them very much and enjoyed spending time with them at home. Her father would bake pies (Lucy picked the scorched pastry off before eating the filling). Her mother would get out her toolbox and crash and bang around inside Leafy Ridge, making improvements (Lucy would then quietly pay someone to improve the improvements). It would be the perfect summer!
Lord Grave staggered back to the table. All of Mrs Milligan’s customers trailed after him, whispering behind their hands. Some of them had seen Lucy play poker before and were looking forward to watching her win against this stuck-up man.
