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The Perfect Escape: Romantic short stories to relax with
Julia Williams
Claudia Carroll
Miranda Dickinson
Stella Newman
Anna-Lou Weatherley
Sophie Hart
Laura Ziepe
A free collection of short stories from some of the top names in women’s fiction today. Featuring irresistible tales of love, friendship, betrayal and passion, from Claudia Carroll, Miranda Dickinson, Julia Williams and many others, The PERFECT ESCAPE is the must-have collection of the year.Each short story is followed by exclusive extracts of each of the authors upcoming titles.Everyone’s against Claire marrying Barry in Don’t Marry Barry. Claire is determined to prove them wrong. If only she could get a significant ex out of her head …Four for Home is the moving story of Jim, left by the love of his life to bring up his three young daughters …My Midsummer Miracle is the story of Lizzie, who is penniless and lonely. Before she died, Lizzie’s mother promised her some midsummer magic. This Midsummer's’ Day will Lizzie’s fortunes be changed?Amanda’s excited about her hen party in The Naughty Girls Hen Weekend. But the best laid plans never do run smoothly …In The Psychic 32-year-old lawyer Gina does nothing but work. Little does she realise that a surprise gift to see a psychic will change her life …The Goslathon is Stella Newman’s witty tribute to Hollywood heartthrob Ryan Gosling.Soldedad had thought she had finally tamed womaniser Lance in The Clause. But leopards can’t change their spots and when a mystery woman catches Lance’s eye on holiday, sparks fly …
THE PERFECT ESCAPE
Julia Williams, Miranda Dickinson, Claudia Carroll, Sophie Hart, Laura Ziepe,
Stella Newman and Anna Lou Weatherley
Table of Contents
Title Page (#ud7f15ecf-f1eb-5dfb-b975-e467e7aab8a1)
Don’t Marry Barry Short Story (#u83a5d22d-f822-5f62-b783-af4c520b7c87)
Don’t Marry Barry Social Media Note (#ud63b6e29-5552-5af4-9b75-29830fd28ee2)
Don’t Marry Barry Extract (#u6e2b25f1-7322-5b5c-a964-b0c2a169bb48)
Four for Home Short Story (#u41a65a94-7fe9-540d-a009-0a5f516844c8)
Four for Home Social Media Note (#u42447e3f-06c2-547f-b6de-112cc7618697)
Four for Home Extract (#ua02dac46-9470-5127-9a09-defd57f145df)
My Midsummer Miracle Story (#u05bc2683-631a-5785-8b18-ecda1bb5cbba)
My Midsummer Miracle Social Media Note (#u8565a1e6-adc2-559e-8dd6-01456fc21bf1)
My Midsummer Miracle Extract (#uedf22a7c-ff87-5f2b-83e5-d17aa878932a)
The Naughty Girls Hen Weekend Short Story (#u7ff69f9b-d5bd-5c26-a90f-a7fdbf878c04)
The Naughty Girls Hen Weekend Social Media Note (#ue35d2623-36e9-5ade-977e-3cddd3c8202f)
The Naughty Girls Hen Weekend Extract (#uefd40bf3-d6f7-5f29-9ea2-6b9c81ef4570)
The Pyschic Short Story (#u225e9a12-03e2-58f7-a112-de2082b75004)
The Pyschic Social Media Note (#u4928c2d4-0bc4-56cc-af09-5a2bfa1399b5)
The Pyschic Extract (#u5a84074e-2e72-5107-b076-87f1032da07e)
The Goslathon Short Story (#uc91eb60c-240a-51aa-8d6d-081052bc2e40)
Footnotes (#u282c464c-6d1f-5819-beb4-f51af5ce03c8)
The Goslathon Extract (#u73326337-bf16-5e41-8fb2-cb71a3091371)
The Clause Short Story (#u41c8003b-4b50-5536-b018-e4d389b22324)
The Clause Social Media Note (#u7557023b-4b90-596c-a660-dc56c5853277)
The Clause Extract (#u9ff51f49-57b6-51d6-9d3f-6c713a814399)
Copyright (#u190f10d6-2ab3-5781-a28e-a38bba395091)
About the Publisher (#u97bf8d44-bdf3-5c5b-a13e-cdb49404f8ea)
Don’t Marry Barry (#ulink_29238f3b-5e18-570a-bb4c-a8c355fd9c2a)
Julia Williams
‘So, you’re going ahead with it then?’ Mel Andrews asked, as she watched Claire Corrigan flicking through bridal magazines.
‘Ahead with what?’ Claire looked up from the page she was perusing.
‘The wedding, you dope!’
Claire looked at the exquisite diamond ring, now adorning her fourth finger, and then out at the splendid view of London, that Barry’s fantastically airy loft apartment provided.
‘Of course I am,’ she said. ‘Don’t you start.’
‘But you can’t marry Barry,’ said Mel. ‘As your best mate, I have to be sure that you’re doing the right thing.’
Claire looped back her auburn curls over her shoulder.
‘Yes, Mel, I am. Barry and I love each other. What exactly is your problem with that?’
‘What about Steve?’
Steve. Ah, the if-onlys that were contained in that name.
‘What about him?’ Claire shifted slightly uncomfortably in her seat.
‘I seem to recall a time when you used to say you couldn’t imagine being with anyone else.’
‘Yes, well, I was wrong, wasn’t I?’ Claire got up, and looked out of the window. The late summer sun was setting across the river, and in the distance its light reflected in the London Eye, performing its stately dance around the sights of London.
She didn’t like thinking about Steve very much. Too dangerous. It was all too easy to conjure up a vision of him in his leathers, or riding his bike, oozing animal magnetism. There had been something earthy and primitive about Steve, and even now, after all this time, she went hot all over at the thought of him.
‘Steve couldn’t have given me all of this,’ she said waving her arms around at the luxurious apartment. ‘He hardly earned a bean.’
‘Money isn’t everything,’ said Mel.
‘You’re right,’ said Claire, ‘money isn’t everything. But that’s not why I’m marrying Barry. He’s prepared to commit to me, Steve never was. It’s that simple. I wanted the fairy tale wedding and happy ever after, and all Steve could promise me was this year, next year, sometime, never. It would never have worked.’
‘Whereas Barry …’ said Mel.
‘… Is everything I’ve ever dreamed of. He’s sexy, handsome, funny. And he’s solid and reliable. He can give me security and commitment. Two little words that Steve just can’t.’ And yet, said a treacherous little voice in her head, now you’ve got it, is it all it’s cracked up to be? She’d traded her leathers and DMs for Katharine Hamnett and Manolo Blahniks, but sometimes, she wistfully longed for the days when Steve would just pitch up out of the blue, and she’d hop on the back of his bike and they’d ride off, anywhere, just for the sheer joy of it. She had security now, for sure. But joy? Barry wasn’t good at joy.
‘Well if you’re sure …’ said Mel .
‘I’m sure,’ said Claire, as much to convince herself as Mel. ‘Barry’s good for me. We’re good together.’
‘So it’s not a rebound job then?’
It was true that Barry had followed hot on the heels of Steve. In fact, when Claire gave it any thought – which she studiously avoided doing most of the time – they had got together indecently quickly after she had finished with Steve.
But, she had been so furious with Steve by the end. He just hadn’t understood why she wanted to move to London and find a job in PR, when she could have stayed in Bolton watching him take a series of dead-end jobs.
‘It’s because I want to make something of my life,’ she had argued with him. ‘I don’t want to fester here forever.’
‘You mean you want to join the rat race,’ Steve had said. ‘At least if I don’t
tie myself to a job, I can be free to take off whenever I want.’
‘And how long can you go on doing that?’ Claire had demanded. ‘One day, you’re going to have to grow up.’
In the end, she had come to London anyway, and for a while they had limped along, with her going home or him coming to see her. But they had both known it was going nowhere. The final straw had been Steve driving down from Bolton on his motorbike and offering to take her on a cheap round the world trip. He had seriously expected her to get on the back of his deathtrap and follow him. Never mind the great job she had just landed, or the new flat she had just found herself. No, she was just supposed to up sticks and go with the flow.
So she had said no, and they had parted angrily. And apart from a couple of tortuous phone conversations, they hadn’t spoken since. Stubborn pride had prevented her contacting him again. That, and meeting Barry.
Three weeks after she split up with Steve, she bumped into Barry in the lift in the smart new offices on the edge of the City, where she’d just started temping as a PR assistant. The company Barry and Mel worked for was on the fifth floor, one floor above her office. Perhaps it was the fact that he was so different to Steve that first attracted her to him. But she couldn’t help admiring his clean-cut looks, his Armani suits, and hint of regular guyness. And because he was Mel’s new boss, she found herself running into him rather a lot.
At first it seemed accidental, the way she always seemed to meet him in the lift. Then it started to seem rather too coincidental. Till the day that they had found themselves in the lift alone. And the lift had broken down on the third floor. For a few moments they had tried to pretend they were ignoring each other, then it was as if a floodgate had opened, and they were all over each other like a rash. As Claire told Mel afterwards, it was the most passionate non-sex she had ever had. And from then it was just a short step to living together and getting engaged. Steve was history. And Claire told herself she had moved on.
‘No, I’m not just doing it on the rebound,’ she said firmly. ‘I love Barry, he loves me. End of story. Now which dress do you think it the nicest – the Donna Karan or the Katharine Hamnett?’
*
‘This is a bit posh for us, love,’ said Claire’s mum in awed tones, as Claire ushered them into her new home. Her parents didn’t like coming to London, and Claire’s romance had been so whirlwind, this was the first time they’d either met Barry or been to the flat. They’d come down for a pre-wedding get-together, but now they were here they looked out of place. Claire hoped they’d love Barry the way she did, but they seemed so startled by the open-plan design, and the huge glass frontage that overlooked the Thames; she wondered if it had been wise to meet here. So different from their dingy little terrace in Bolton.
‘Don’t you like it?’ said Claire, but her heart was sinking. Her parents looked so out of place here. They seemed to physically shrink as they walked through the door. And part of Claire was ashamed to admit it, but she almost wished they hadn’t come.
‘Well, I suppose it’s all right for you London folk,’ said her father in a disapproving manner, ‘but it’s a bit too fancy for the likes of us.’
Claire sighed. This wasn’t going to be easy. Claire had worked hard to divorce her London life from her home life – the two were so different – but her parents had, not unnaturally, insisted on meeting Barry before the wedding. She’d have been cowardly happy to do the introductions on the day, even though she knew she was being unfair. So they were all booked into a posh new restaurant that had opened up by London Bridge. She had a feeling it was going to be a disaster.
‘Here, let me show you to your room,’ she said, and took them through to the far side of the enormous lounge, where a cunningly hidden atrium gave way to a spiral staircase which led to the next floor.
‘I thought you said you lived in a flat,’ said her mother. ‘You could fit three of our house in here.’
‘Well it’s a big flat,’ said Claire. ‘But we like it. We’d better get on. Our table’s booked for seven.’
*
A couple of hours later, Claire made her way into the plush surroundings of the Chimera Restaurant. She had just about got used to dining in these sorts of places now, but even she thought it was pretentious beyond belief. The entrance hall was adorned with a huge picture of a monster with a lion’s head – the owners of the restaurant were apparently artists, and fancied themselves mythologists, so the place was decorated with naked nymphs being chased by Dionysus and the like. A lot of the pictures were rather rude, and Claire could see her mother was shocked.
The waiter showed them to their table, where Barry’s parents, Moira and Stuart, were waiting to greet them. There was no sign of Barry. Damn, he had said he had a meeting, but promised Claire he wouldn’t be late. Claire rang his mobile, but it was switched off, so she sent him a text, and hoped he’d get there soon.
Greetings exchanged, everyone sat down to an awkward silence. Claire never knew what to say to her prospective in-laws at the best of times, but here without Barry, she felt completely stuck. Particularly as Dad humiliated her by asking for a pint of bitter, and Mum a glass of sherry, just like they were at home in the British Legion Club.
When offered lager as an alternative, Dad looked as if it were poison, and in the end settled for a glass of red wine. Mum plumped for the Chardonnay Moira was having.
‘Very Bridget Jones,’ Moira said smiling gaily.
‘Bridget who?’ asked Mum, puzzled, and Claire groaned inwardly at another demonstration of her parents’ lack of sophistication. She was about to text Barry again, when he bowled rather drunkenly across the long and echoing restaurant floor.
‘Sorry I’m late, everyone, unavoidably detained,’ he swayed over and kissed Claire full on the mouth. She could smell the alcohol on his breath, but couldn’t help the prickles of desire that made her want to kiss him back – hard. But they were coupled with, well, embarrassment. Her parents didn’t go in much for physical demonstrations of affection, and her mother was doing little to hide her disgust.
The evening was an utter failure. Dad refused to try any of the food – ‘foreign muck’ he called it, though most of it was English, while Mum was scandalised that they could charge so much for a basic meal like sausage and mash. Moira, meanwhile (whom Claire suspected was really nouveau riche; she seemed to try so hard to show off her superior social skills) was throwing into the conversation tidbits about visiting the Tate Modern and going to the Globe, which left Claire’s parents completely cold.
It was with huge relief that the meal finally ended, and they were all able to pile into a cab to get home. But even there, the torture wasn’t over. Barry cuddled up to Claire, and insisted on stroking her leg, which would have been nice at any other time, but was excruciating when she was squashed up next to her dad. Barry was also extremely drunk by now, and kept repeating over and over, ‘You know I’m a lucky man, Norman, Jean. Your daughter ish beautiful lady, my beautiful lady.’
‘You won’t be saying that when we’re married,’ Claire tried to make a joke of it.
‘Course I will, come on gissa kiss.’ Claire managed to dive out of his way, and he ended up with his face in her lap. A sensation that she wouldn’t have found unpleasant at any other time, but at this precise moment, was utterly mortifying.
‘Ah, here we are,’ she said with a false smile, and the taxi drew up outside their apartments. She and Dad had to virtually manhandle Barry up the stairs. By this time he had started to sing rather rude songs, and Claire was sweating as she finally got to the front door of the apartment.
‘Shh,’ she said to him, as he started up again about various parts of her anatomy.
‘Why?’ he said. ‘I jush want the world to know that you’re beautiful. All of you’s beautiful, and you’re the best shag I’ve ever had.’
‘Barry!’ Claire could have died. ‘Bed right now!’
‘What have I done wrong?’ Barry looked like a hurt little boy, and part of her wanted to burst out laughing, but the other part of her was furious. How could he show her up like this?
She pushed and cajoled him into their room, while her parents watched in silent horror.
Having got him on the bed, she made a quick exit. She knew from experience, he would be asleep by the time she got back. And she also knew her parents were waiting to read her the riot act.
‘Would you like a coffee?’ she asked, hoping to avoid the issue. No such luck.
‘Claire, sit down,’ said Dad. ‘Your mum and I want to talk to you.’
