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Just Peachy
Jean Ure
A coming of age story about self-discovery and independence from the Queen of Tween, Jean Ure.‘I’ve always been the quiet one in my dramatic family. Not a drama queen, or a genius composer, or a twin, but Just Peachy. Mum says I’ve got my own thing going on… I just wish I knew what that was!When I decide I want to attend Sacred Heart school rather than Summerville where my family have always gone everyone finally stops to listen! Stepping out on my own is scary, but I need space to find out who I am and what I’m good at.’A new novel from Jean Ure, about a girl trying to find who she really is – and maybe a friend along the way…
To Lottie Erratt-Rose
CONTENTS
TITLE PAGE (#ulink_dad9950b-261e-58e7-999d-ea72c001db4c)
DEDICATION
CHAPTER ONE (#ulink_f0fc082e-289f-5a14-a208-de9268f76f53)
CHAPTER TWO (#ulink_efa5726b-59df-5013-8b2a-4f616755bf92)
CHAPTER THREE (#ulink_275f8466-8348-586a-b5db-f326031e5800)
CHAPTER FOUR (#litres_trial_promo)
CHAPTER FIVE (#litres_trial_promo)
CHAPTER SIX (#litres_trial_promo)
CHAPTER SEVEN (#litres_trial_promo)
CHAPTER EIGHT (#litres_trial_promo)
CHAPTER NINE (#litres_trial_promo)
CHAPTER TEN (#litres_trial_promo)
CHAPTER ELEVEN (#litres_trial_promo)
CHAPTER TWELVE (#litres_trial_promo)
ALSO BY JEAN URE (#litres_trial_promo)
COPYRIGHT (#litres_trial_promo)
ABOUT THE PUBLISHER
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I never knew until recently that it is a criminal offence to shout “Fire!” in a crowded theatre. Well, or a crowded anywhere, I suppose, if it comes to that. Unless of course there actually is a fire, in which case you should probably shout just as loudly as you possibly can, at the top of your lungs, like, “FIRE!” It’s just if there isn’t one that it’s criminal, I guess because you could cause panic and start a stampede, and people could get trampled on or even crushed to death, and then it would be all your fault and you could be sent to prison.
I was at the dentist when I made this discovery. Sitting there with Mum, reading a magazine and trying to take my mind off the horrors to come. I am a bit of a wimp about the dentist. Mum knows this, so I think she was quite surprised when I gave this little bark of bitter laughter, like, “Huh!”
She said, “And what have you found that’s so amusing?”
Well, obviously it wasn’t the idea of people being crushed to death. But all the same it did strike me as funny, cos quite honestly, with my family, you could bawl through a megaphone at a thousand decibels and it wouldn’t cause panic. Nobody would stampede. They wouldn’t even bother to look up.
I know this, cos I have tried it. Last year, in the Star of Bengal, which is Dad’s favourite Indian restaurant. Saturday evening it was, and we’d all gone out to have a meal. Mum and Dad, my sister Charlotte, my brother Cooper, me and the twins. I was eleven at the time. Charlie was thirteen, Coop fourteen and Fergus and Flora had just had their ninth birthday. They were all sitting there, airing their views and shouting at one another across the table, making a lot of noise, same as they always do. It’s something they can’t seem to help; it is just the way they are.
“Naturally exuberant,” Mum says, with a touch of pride.
They all have these massive great personalities, the sort that come roaring at you like tidal waves, and they all have opinions. Opinions about anything and everything. Sometimes quite violent ones. Even the twins.
“We’re just a very lively bunch,” chortles Mum.
Except for me, who is probably a bit of a disappointment. I do have opinions, but I find I don’t voice them all that often. Not, at any rate, when I’m with the rest of the family. When I’m with the family I mostly just sit quite quietly, like a mouse.
It was what I was doing that evening while the conversation rocketed to and fro, with Dad yelling at Coop, Charlie yelling at Mum, the twins yelling at each other. I expect to outsiders it might have sounded like they were fighting, but they never fight. They are all very good-natured. It is just that yelling happens to be the everyday mode of expression in my family. If there is anything you want to say, you have to join in and start yelling yourself to get their attention.
Which, in the end, is what I did. I would far rather just have gone on quietly sitting there, doing my mouse act, keeping myself to myself, but I knew that the time had come. I had to take action. I had to rise up and shout “Fire!”
Well, to be honest I didn’t actually shout, cos I mean we were sitting in a crowded restaurant and it would have been rude. Unlike the rest of my family, I do try to have some manners. And I didn’t actually use the word fire, for the same reason: crowded restaurant. I wouldn’t have wanted to frighten people. (Or to commit a criminal offence, though I didn’t realise then that it was one.) But the thing that I said – that I tried to say – in this very firm, clear voice, was something Mum and Dad would have found every bit as startling. If they’d stopped yelling long enough to listen.
I got as far as, “Actually—”
And then Mum came crashing in over the top.
“Darling,” she shrieked, “that’s wonderful!”
Needless to say, she wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to Charlie.
“It’s one of the main parts,” yelled Charlie.
“Darling, I know!” Mum reached out and squeezed her hand. “I’m so proud of you!”
I sank back on my chair. Obviously not the right moment for an earth-shattering announcement.
“Alastair, did you hear that?” cried Mum, leaning forward to rap Dad on the back of the hand with a menu.
“What’s that?” said Dad.
“Your clever daughter’s playing Gwendolen!”
“And your clever son,” said Coop, “is writing the music.”
“Music?” Dad seemed puzzled. “I thought it was a play?”
Mum and Charlie exchanged pitying glances. Coop rolled his eyes.
“Dad,” wailed Charlie, “we already told you… it’s being turned into a musical!”
“By none other than yours truly,” added Coop.
“Is that so? In that case—” Dad thumped triumphantly on the table, causing all the cutlery to bounce. Being on the radio, he is very into the whole showbiz thing – “this calls for a celebration!”
Definitely not the moment.
“Such a talented family,” beamed Dad.
“Yes, and that’s not all,” said Mum. “Tell him, you two!”
“Me and Flora’s gonna be in our play too,” said Fergus. “Dunno what parts we’re doing, but we’re def’nitely gonna be in it. Miss Marshall said so.”
“Course you’re going to be in it,” said Dad. “Course you are! Can’t put on a play without a McBride in the cast!”
Mum smiled fondly. “Imagine,” she said, “when the twins get to Summerfield that will make four of them! Well, five, of course, with Peachy.” She hastily patted me on the shoulder. Mum doesn’t like me to feel left out. She does her best to include me whenever she remembers. “But four in the limelight!” She giggled. “A clutch of McBrides!”
I wouldn’t actually mind being in the limelight. Being on stage. Having my name in the programme. Not that I exactly hanker after it. I’m just saying that I wouldn’t mind. I don’t have stage fright or anything. But I’ve come to the conclusion that there are backstage people and there are onstage people, and I’m just one of the backstage ones. Least, that’s what my family would say.
“Hey! Will I still be around?” said Coop.
“What, when the twins go there? Of course you will! It’s only two years away.”
Two years for the twins, just a few months for me. I was supposed to be starting next term. They’d had all our names down for Summerfield practically ever since we were born. It’s like a sort of family tradition. On Dad’s side, that is.
I took a breath. It was time I dropped my bombshell.
“Actually—”
“You never know,” said Coop, “I might be at music college by then.”
“Not at the age of sixteen,” said Mum.
“Not even if I’m a genius?”
“You are a genius, darling, but you’re still staying on at school. I cannot possibly have you leaving till the twins are there. Imagine,” exulted Mum, “a whole dynasty. A McBride takeover!”
I cleared my throat. Noisily.
“ACTUALLY…” I said. I leaned forward. “I d—”
“Five, all at once!”
“I don’t—”
“Five’s not the record,” said Dad. “When I was a boy, there were six of us at one time. Your Uncle Daniel – ” he nodded at us as he ticked names off on his fingers – “your Aunt Helen, me, plus three cousins: Will, Shula, Rory. All there at the same time!”
Mum said, “Yes, but this will be five from just one family. I bet that’s never happened before! We ought to ask for reduced rates.”
My heart began hammering. This was it! I had to get it out. Now. Before they went rushing off to demand reductions.
I took another breath. Deeper this time.
“As a matter of fact,” I said, “I don’t really—”
“Bubbly!” Dad thumped again, on the table. “A bottle of bubbly. That’s what we need!”
“Don’t really w—”
“McBrides United!”
“—really want to go to Summerfield!”
I might just as well not have bothered. Nobody was listening.
“What a team, eh?” Dad winked at Mum.
“We are doing rather well,” agreed Mum.
“Yeah, cos me and Flora – ” Fergus bounced boastfully on his chair – “we didn’t even have to take auditions! Everybody else did, but not us.”
“That’s right.” Flora nodded. “Miss Marshall said she knew what we were capable of.”
“Well, of course she did,” said Dad. “Chips off the old block, the pair of you!”
I think what he meant was, they took after him. Well, and after Mum too, if it comes to that. Mum might not be on the radio, but she is every bit as theatrical as Dad. So are all the others. They are all chips off the old block. Except for me. I am like the cuckoo in the nest. The odd one out. It wouldn’t ever have occurred to Miss Marshall to say she knew what I was capable of. She didn’t even suggest I took the audition, even though I can sing in tune. Of course I could have asked her, if I’d really wanted. But I kept thinking how she’d look at me, with this air of doubt.
“You, Peaches? I thought you’d be helping out backstage?”
What I would have liked was for her to ask me. But even if she had I probably wouldn’t have been given anything, and then the twins would have told Mum, and Mum would have made a big fuss and hugged me and cried, “Oh, darling, don’t think you have to compete! You have your own thing.”
It was like a sort of family myth, me having my own thing. Nobody ever said what it was, and I never quite liked to ask. It was just something Mum used to say to try and make me feel good.
“I’ll tell you what!” Mum’s voice rang out, very clear and bell-like. Heads at the next table turned to stare. “If I hadn’t had you lot, I might have gone onstage myself.”
Dad at once started to sing. He has a deep dark baritone. Very loud.
“Don’t put your daughter on the stage, Mrs Worthington—”
Mum slapped at him. “I could have done!”
“Of course you could, my angel.” Dad blew her a kiss across the table. “You could have done anything you wanted.”
“Instead of which, I had this lot.”
“Ah, but think how proud they’re going to make you!”
“What I should like to think,” said Mum, “is that we could get a reduction in school fees. Dog breeders get reductions. Why can’t we? I mean, let’s face it, sending five of them…”
I think at this point I must have made a little squeak of protest without realising it. Mum broke off and looked at me.
“Did you say something, darling?”
I opened my mouth. I don’t want to go to Summerfield! I’d been trying to say it for the last fifteen minutes. And now, just as I was on the point of actually doing so, Dad gave a joyful cry – “Here’s Raj!” – and Mum snatched up a menu and instructed everyone to order. The moment had passed.
