Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson: Books 1-3

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Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson: Books 1-3
Louise Rennison

Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia – the first three books together – oo-er!Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging (book 1):There are so many things very wrong with my life.• The boy I like hates me and prefers a wet weed with sticky-out ears.• My so-called ‘pet’, Angus, just spat at me.• I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.‘It’s OK, I’m wearing really big knickers!’ (book 2):• It’s a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God.• I think I have snog withdrawal.• I wonder if the Sex God is having second thoughts about me because of my nose…‘Knocked out by my nunga-nungas’ (book 3):• My nunga-nungas are like two sticky-out beacons attracting all the sadsacks in the universe.• I’ve just inspected my legs. I look like I’ve got hairy trousers on.

THE COMPLETE FAB CONFESSIONS OF GEORGIA NICOLSON: BOOKS 1-3

Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

It’s Ok, I’m Wearing Really Big Knickers

Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

Louise Rennison

Contents

Title Page (#ude8fbd03-245b-581a-b99f-f4e3b9ae42aa)

Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (#ub5956019-4291-5f26-a44d-c8b7751dc17f)

It’s Ok, I’m Wearing Really Big Knickers (#ub7baf68a-b4fe-5b2b-91a5-d8415c02a9ed)

Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas (#u82c0cf78-e2bc-55f3-b66c-a75b5b5b51ce)

Copyright

About the Publisher (#u08dd8f7d-9996-5f26-b565-cd8bb8c77f6e)

To Mutti and Vati and my little sister, also to Angus. His huge furry outside may have gone to cat heaven, but the scar on my ankle lingers on. Also to Brenda and Jude and the fab gang at Piccadilly. And thanks to John Nicolson.

Contents

Title Page (#u6c2981e4-aeaf-56e1-9e5b-735c50fbe328)

Dedication (#u88b351d3-9089-52fd-9e0b-b22377bcb86f)

La marche avec mystery

Operation sausage

Tainted love

A bit of rough

The Stiff Dylans gig

Exploding knickers

Jas must die

My dad has become Rolf Harris

The snogging report

I use it to keep my balls still

Pyjama party

The sex god has landed

Georgia’s Glossary (#ud9bd192f-cbea-5c17-87ba-a8c17c9799e9)