Ralph Barbour.

Quarter-Back Bates

You played quarter-back? Dick nodded. Hm. Warden rubbed a cheek reflectively. Whats your weight?

One-fifty-one today.

You look lighter. Thats your build, though. I liked the way you handled that bunch of dubs today, Bates. Ever done much punting?

Not very much. We had a full-back who was pretty nifty at that. Ive done some drop-kicking, though.

Can you do two out of three from the thirty yards?

Yes, if the angle isnt too wide.

Warden got up. I wouldnt be surprised, Bates, if Driscoll took you onto the first squad some day soon. Keep on the way youre going, will you? Lets see if we cant prove him wrong. You know, Driscoll insists that you cant make a prep-school player from a high-school fellow. He says they always know too much. Think its that way with you?

Dick looked haughty for an instant. Then he smiled. Why, I dont believe so, Warden. Thats a funny idea of his, though.

He says hes never had much success with high-school fellows, said Warden thoughtfully. I know what he means, too. Maybe you wouldnt notice it, Bates, but its a fact that most chaps who show up here from high schools have mighty good opinions of themselves. Half the time theyve been captains of their teams, you know, or crack half-backs or quarters, and they dont take kindly to new ways and hate being told anything. I know two or three cases myself. By the way, you werent captain, were you?

No. Dick didnt explain that he might have been had he remained in Leonardville! I would say, though, that it depended on the fellow, Warden, and not on the fact that hed been playing with some high-school team.

Yes, maybe. Well, see you again, Bates. And, by the way, you did just right to drop that chap this afternoon. So long.

When he had gone Dick sat and nursed one bare foot for several minutes and wondered what Wardens interest portended. He felt rather cheered-up when he finally went on with dressing himself. Wardens remark about Coach Corliss and the first squad sounded good to him.


There were two more pennies awaiting him on the letter rack, each enclosed in a business envelope. One envelope bore the inscription, After Five Days Return to The Warne Gas and Electric Company, Warne, Mass., and the other purported to have come from the Stevens Machine Company. But the handwriting was suspiciously the same on each envelope. Upstairs, Dick handed the two to Stanley and told about receiving the previous three pennies. For a moment Stanley seemed as puzzled as Dick. Then, however, a smile spread itself slowly over his face and he chuckled.

Anybody owe you any money? he asked.

Not that I know began Dick. Then comprehension dawned. By Jove! You mean Blashington?

Of course. Its just the crazy sort of thing hed do. He owed you twelve and a half cents, didnt he? Well, hes paying his debt.

But where he manages to get hold of all these bum pennies is beyond me. There isnt one of the five, Dick, that you could pass on anyone but a blind man!

Well, its putting him to a lot of trouble, Ill bet, said Dick grimly. If he can stand it I can. Funny, though, I didnt think of him. I thought yesterday it was Rusty Crozier. Thats why I showed them to you last night. Crazy ape!

Hand me a scrap of paper and a pencil, Dick. Anything will do. Thanks. Stanley wrote a few lines, folded the paper many times and handed it back. Just for fun, Dick, when Blash has made his last payment, you read what Ive written there, he directed.

Gee, youre as bad as he is for silly jokes, grumbled Dick. But he opened the drawer in his desk and dropped the paper inside. And that reminds me that I ran across another crazy idiot this afternoon. His names Halden. He wanted to punch me because I called him down for balling up a play in signal drill. Know him?

Sanford Halden? Stanley nodded. Know who he is, yes. Hes a sort of a nut. Goes in for everything and never lands. Used to think he was a pole-vaulter. Then he tried the sprints and well, I guess hes had a go at about everything. The only thing I ever heard of his doing half-way well is basket-ball. I believe hes fairly good at that. Usually gets fired, though, for scrapping. They call him Sandy. Hes a Fourth Class fellow.

Is he? I thought he was probably Third. He must be older than he looks then.

I guess hes only seventeen, said Stanley. Hes smart at studies. Hes one of the kind who always knows what hes going to be asked and always has the answer. Its a gift, Dick. And Stanley sighed.

Hes going to have another gift, laughed Dick, if he gets fresh with me! Talk about your stupids! He was the limit today. Had hold up the whole squad while he was being taught the simplest play there is. Then he had the cheek to threaten to punch my nose! I hope they let me run a squad tomorrow and put him on it!

Calm yourself, Dickie. Haldens a joke. Dont let him bother you. Lets go to supper. Dont forget this is movie night.

Going to the movies was a regular Saturday night event at Parkinson and usually a good half of the school was to be found at one or the other of the two small theatres in the village. Tonight, perhaps because of the heat, the stream that trickled across the campus to the head of School Street as soon as supper was finished was smaller than usual, and Dick and Stanley, Blash and his room-mate, Sid Crocker, commented on the fact as they started off.

The trouble is, hazarded Sid, they dont have the right sort of pictures. Gee, they havent shown Bill Hart since way last winter!

How do you know! They may have had a Hart picture while weve been away. What I kick about is this educational stuff. I suppose it doesnt cost them much, but Im dead tired of Niagara Falls from an airplane and gathering rubber in Brazil or wherever they do gather it and all that trash. Blash shook his head disgustedly. Hope theyll have a real, corking-good serial this year. Nothing like a good serial to keep a fellow young and zippy.

They give us too much society drool, said Stanley. Pictures about Lord Blitherington losing the old castle and his string of hunters and going to America and stumbling on a gold mine and going home again and swatting the villain and rescuing the heroine just as shes going to marry the old guy with the mutton-chop whiskers. I wish theyd let her marry him sometimes. Guess it would serve her right!

Well, theyve got a pretty good bill at the Temple tonight, said Dick. That Western picture looks great.

Yes, but whos this guy thats in it? demanded Sid suspiciously. Who ever heard of him before?

Everyone but you, you old grouch, Blash assured him sweetly. Come on or well have to stand up until the first pictures over.

Adams Street was quite a busy scene on a Saturday night, for the stores kept open and the residents of a half-dozen neighbouring hamlets came in to do the weeks buying. While they were making their way through the leisurely throng Sid had a fleeting vision of Rusty Crozier, or thought he had. Stanley said it was quite likely, as Rusty was a great movie fan. Then they were part of the jam in the entrance of the Scenic Temple, and Blash, because of superior height, had been commissioned to fight his way to the ticket window. Followed a scurry down a darkened aisle and the eventual discovery of three seats together and one in the row behind. Blash volunteered for the single one and since it was directly behind the seat occupied by Dick the latter subsequently shared with Stanley the benefit of Blashs observations and criticisms. A news weekly was on the screen when they arrived, and Blash had little to say of the pictured events, but when Episode 17 of The Face in the Moonlight began he became most voluble. Stanley kept telling him to shut up, but Dick, who didnt find the serial very enthralling, rather enjoyed Blashs absurdities. A comedy followed and then came a Western melodrama with a hero who took remarkable chances on horseback and a heroine who had a perfect passion for getting into trouble. There were numerous picturesque cow-boys and Mexicans and a villain who, so Blash declared delightedly, was the dead spit of Mr. Hale, the instructor in physics. Just when the picture was at its most absorbing stage the piano ceased abruptly and after an instant of startling silence a voice was heard.

Is Mr. Wallace Blashington in the house? Mr. Wallace Blashington is wanted at the telephone!

The piano began again and the usher, a dimly seen figure down front, retreated up the aisle like a shadow. The three boys in front turned to Blash excitedly.

What is it, Blash? asked Sid.

Better go see, counselled Stanley.

Are you sure he said me? whispered Blash. He sounded rather nervous.

Of course he did! Beat it, you idiot! Come back if you can. Ask the man next you to hold your seat, Blash.

We-ell but I dont see muttered Blash. Then he got up, dropped his cap, groped for it and found it and pushed his way past a long line of feet, stepping on most of them. At the back of the theatre an usher conducted him to the ticket booth and he picked up the telephone receiver.

Hello! he said. Hello! This is Blashington!

Hello! Is that you, Mr. Blashington? asked a faint voice from what seemed hundreds of miles away.

Yes. Who is talking?

Mr. Wallace Blashington?

Yes! Who

Of Parkinson School?

Yes! What who

Hold the line, please. Baltimore is calling.

Then followed silence. Blash wondered. He tried to think of someone he knew in Baltimore, but couldnt. He felt decidedly nervous without any good reason that he knew of. Through the glass window he saw the doorman watching him interestedly. Beside him the girl who sold tickets pretended deep absorption in a magazine and chewed her gum rhythmically, but Blash knew that she was finding the suspense almost as trying as he was. After what seemed to him many minutes a voice came to him. It might have been a new voice, but it sounded to Blash much like that of the first speaker.

That you, Wallace!

Yes! Who are you?

This is Uncle John.


Uncle John, in Baltimore.

Unc Say, youve got the wrong party, I guess! Who do you want?

Isnt this Wallace?

This is Wallace Blashington! Blash was getting peevish. I havent any Uncle John in Baltimore or anywhere else! The ticket girl sniggered and Blash felt his face getting red. I say I havent

Yes, Wallace? I cant hear you very well. Ive just had word from Dick, Wallace, and

Dick who? I say Dick who! roared Blash.

Yes, Wallace, Im sure you do. Well, this is what he says. Ill read it to you. Tell Blash He calls you Blash. Tell Blash he neednt bother

Neednt what?

Neednt bother! Tell Blash he neednt bother to send the other Are you there, Wallace? Did you get that?

Yes! But who is talking? What is Look here, I dont understand

Yes, Wallace, Ill speak more distinctly. Not to bother to send the other seven and a half cents!

What cents? Say, look here! Who is Dick? Dick who? What

Dick Bates, answered the ghostly voice.

Blash stared for an instant at the instrument. Then he said: You you in an oddly choked voice, banged the receiver back on the hook and bolted through the door. He was aware that the ticket girl was giggling and that the doorman eyed him amusedly as he hurried into the theatre again and he wondered if they were parties to the hoax. In the darkness at the back of the house he paused and fanned himself with his cap, and as he did so he chuckled.

Not bad, he whispered to himself. Not a-tall bad!

Then he made his way down the aisle, located his seat after much difficulty and crawled back to it over many legs and feet. Three concerned faces turned sympathetically.

No bad news, I hope? said Stanley in an anxious whisper.

Anything important? asked Sid.

Dick looked but said nothing, and Blash, his lips close to Dicks ear, hissed threateningly: One word from you, Bates! Just one word!

Instead of speaking, however, Dick turned his face to the screen again, his shoulders shaking. Further along, where Sid sat, there was a faint choking sound. Then Stanley said: Oh, boy! and fell up against Dick. Again that queer choking sound, then a gurgle, followed by a muffled explosion of laughter from Dick, and Stanley was on his feet, pushing Sid ahead of him, and Dick was following weakly on his heels, and a second after all three were plunging wildly up the darkened aisle.

Ex-excuse me, muttered Blash. He clutched his cap and wormed his way past a dozen exasperated, protesting members of the audience and pursued his friends. He found them in the lobby outside. Stanley was leaning against the side of the entrance, Sid was draped over a large brass rail, and Dick, midway, was regarding them from streaming eyes, one hand stretched vainly forth for support. The contagion of their laughter had involved doorman and ticket girl, while a small group of loiterers beyond were grinning sympathetically. On this scene appeared Blash. Stanley saw him first and raised one arm and pointed in warning. Dick looked, gave forth a final gasp of laughter and fled on wobbling legs. Sid and Stanley followed and Blash brought up the rear.

Down Adams Street in the direction of the railroad station went hares and hound, the hound gaining at every stride. Dick took to the street early in the race, the sidewalk being much too congested for easy progress, and had hair-breadth escapes from cars and vehicles. To him the station came into sight like a haven of refuge, and there he was run to earth in a dim corner of the waiting-room. When Stanley and Sid reached the scene, outdistanced by Blash, Dick was lying on a bench and Blash was sitting on him in triumph.

Apologise! panted Blash. Say youre sorry!

I I gurgled Dick.

Say it, you lobster!

Pologise! grunted the under dog. Sorry I Oh, gee! And, Blash arising from his prostrate form, Dick went off again into a paroxysm of laughter, while Stanley and Sid sank weakly onto the bench and wiped their eyes.

Who did you get to do it? asked Blash a few minutes later when they were making their way back to school. Who was on the phone?

Rusty Crozier, chuckled Dick.

Rusty! And I didnt recognise his voice! I guess, though, he put a pebble under his tongue or something. Blash laughed. Say, fellows, Id have sworn he was a thousand miles away!

He he stood away from the phone, Dick explained.

Oh! Blash was silent a moment. Then: I suppose you two silly pups were in on it, he accused.

I was, acknowledged Stanley. Dick and I hatched it up at supper. Sid didnt know until youd gone out to the telephone. Rusty went to the theatre first and found out what time the big picture was coming on. We passed him on Adams Street and I was afraid youd see him and suspect something. But I guess you didnt.

No, I didnt see him. Where did he telephone from, Stan?

The hotel, right across the street. He said he could watch you from there while he talked!

Wait till I get hold of him! said Blash. Then he laughed again. Well, it was pretty cute, fellows. The joke was on me that time!


Of course the joke was too good to keep, and two days later Blashs friends and he had a good many developed a disconcerting fashion of greeting him with: Is Blashington in the house? Blash, however, could take a joke as well as play one. Dick had secret doubts as to his right to accept credit for the conspiracy, for without Stanley it could never have been born. Still, like a great many other great ideas, it had, in a manner of speaking, fashioned itself, and perhaps Dick had had as much to do with it as Stanley.

On the following Monday Dick found himself again in charge of one of the squads in practice. He had a suspicion that Harry Warden had said a good word for him to the coach, for more than once he found the latter watching him. With this encouragement Dick buckled down and worked very hard with the somewhat discouraging material supplied him. Halden was not with him today, but there was an excellent understudy for him in the shape of a chunky youth named Davis. Davis was just as slow as Halden had been, but he didnt gloom or grouch. He was cheerful and apologetic and really tried hard, and Dick took a good deal of trouble with him and was extremely patient. When the squads were called in and the scrimmage began Davis insinuated himself between Dick and a neighbour on the bench.

Say, Bates, Im mighty sorry I was so stupid. And it was white of you to let me down easy the way you did.

Oh, thats all right. You tried, and thats more than some of them did. Look here, Davis, why dont you brush up on the signals a bit before tomorrow? You didnt seem to remember them very well.

The trouble is that I cant think quick enough, Bates. You say Six! Twelve! Fourteen! and I know that Im going to have the ball

No, youre not! laughed Dick. Not on those signals!

Eh? Oh, thats right! Well, Five, twelve, fourteen, then. What I mean is, that while Im getting the first number you call the third and then the ball is snapped and I havent found out where Im going with it!

Dick laughed. Cant think quick enough, eh? Youll have practice on that then. Look here, Davis, who told you you were made for a back?

No one, but you see I sort of wanted to play there. You dont think I can?

Oh, I dont want to say that, answered Dick kindly, but I do think youd do better work in the line. Seems to me youd fit in pretty well at guard.

I guess Im too short, said Davis sadly. Then, brightening: But I wouldnt have to remember so many figures, would I? he asked.

Well, anyway, youd have another second or so to think about them, chuckled Dick. Why dont you tell the coach youd like to try playing guard? You are a bit short, but youve got weight and you look husky. How old are you? Sixteen?

Seventeen. I dont look it, do I? Say, I suppose you wouldnt want to speak to Mr. Driscoll, would you?

Me? It wouldnt do any good, my speaking to him, Davis. Im just one of the dubs like the rest of you.

Davis appeared to doubt that. I thought Well, you wont be long. Anyone can see that you know the game. Maybe Id better ask Bob Peters, though. Im sort of scared of Mr. Driscoll.

All right, Davis, go to it. Neither of them will bite you, I guess. Were you here last year?

Davis nodded. And the year before. Im in the Third.

Oh, are you? Well, how does Mr. Driscoll stand with the fellows?

Stand with them? Oh, ace-high, Bates, answered the other earnestly. Hes a corker! Dont you like him?

I dont know him, but it seems to me hes sort of old for the job. And he doesnt seem to Dick stopped. Oh, I dont know, but he acts a bit stand-offish, and football seems so much of a business here! I guess I cant explain just what I mean.

Evidently he hadnt, for Davis looked blank. He isnt though, he affirmed. Stand-offish I mean. I like him immensely. Most everyone does. And he can turn out good teams, Bates.

Well, thats the main thing. I wonder if we have punting practice after the scrimmage. Who is the skinny chap that was in charge of the punters Friday?

Gaines. Hes playing on the further squad there. See him? At right half: the fellow with the new head-gear. Hes pretty good, too. He played right half last year. Im no use at punting. Guess my legs too short.

That cant be my trouble, laughed Dick.

Oh, you! I thought you were mighty good at it, said Davis approvingly. I wish I could do half as well as you did.

Well, I can get distance sometimes, acknowledged Dick, but Im just as likely to kick to one corner of the field as the other! Direction is the hard thing.

I suppose so, only its all hard for me. After a moment of silence he said: Do you know, Bates, half my trouble today was that I was scared. I was afraid youd jump me the way you did Sandy Halden the other day.

You werent on the squad that day, answered Dick, puzzled.

I was trailing behind. When you let Sandy go I wanted to take his place, but I was pretty sure Id do even worse! You ought to have heard Harry Warden chuckle when you slammed Sandy.

Did he? Well, I had a lot of cheek to do that, because I wasnt supposed to change the line-up. But Halden was too much for me. Has he played before this year?

Oh, sure! Sandy tried last year, but they dropped him to the Second and he got peeved and quit. Hes always trying something. He had the golf bug last Fall and thought he was going to do wonders. But that petered out, too. Nobody would play with him after awhile because he was always blaming things on them. If he topped a ball he said the other fellow had coughed or moved or something. He was playing with Rusty Crozier one day: Rustys a mighty good player: and he was fiddling over his ball on a tee when Rusty began swinging his club behind Sandy. Sandy told him he should keep still when his adversary was playing. Rusty had heard a lot of that and he got mad. That so? he asked. Let me show you something, Sandy. He pushed Sandy aside, and took a fine long swing at Sandys ball and sent it into the woods over by the old quarry. There, he said. Now you go hunt for that, Sandy, and when you find it try to swallow it. Maybe youll choke on it!

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