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“Yeah!” said Squeak, launching herself at Squirt and bouncing up and down on him. “Squirty-wirty! Squirty-wirty!”
“Heh-heh-heh,” chuckled Dude.
“Yeah!” said Squeak, turning her attention to Dude and bouncing up and down on him instead. “Dudey-wudey! Dudey-wudey!”
“Heh-heh-heh,” chuckled Bro, before stopping suddenly and glaring at his baby sister. “Don’t even think about bouncing on me!”
Squeak stopped bouncing. “What are we doing?”
“Well, I dunno about you guys, but I know what I’m doing,” said Bro, wedging himself even more firmly between the branches and closing his eyes even more tightly.
“Poo, poo!” said Squeak indignantly.
Bro sighed. It didn’t look like he was going to get much kip as long as Squeak was around. He needed to think of something for her to do. Something to keep her busy for as long as possible. But what?
“Poo, poo!” squeaked Squeak again, bouncing up and down. “Poo, poo! Poo, poo!”
Bro cranked open an eye and looked at his sister. Where on earth did she get all that energy from? Had he been like that when he was a baby? Surely not! And then suddenly it hit him – the perfect way to tire Squeak out!
“Hey, Squeak,” said Bro. “Wanna have some fun?”
“Yeah!” squeaked Squeak. “Fun, fun, funny fun!”
“OK,” said Bro. “Find the tallest tree you can.”
“And then?” said Squeak.
“Climb as high as you can,” said Bro.
“And then?” said Squeak.
“Get a leaf,” said Bro.
“And then?” said Squeak.
“Bring it back,” said Bro.
“And then?” said Squeak.
Bro thought for a moment. “And then I’ll think of something else.”
“Erm…” said Squirt.
“What?” grunted Bro, getting grumpier and grumpier.
“I’m not sure that’s a very good idea,” said Squirt.
“Oh, yeah?” replied Bro. “Well, I think it’s a great idea. What do you think, mate?”
Dude didn’t reply straightaway. In fact, Dude didn’t reply at all. Not because he couldn’t think what to say, but because he’d fallen asleep again, which only made Bro even grumpier. It was his idea. It was him who should have fallen asleep again first!
“Squeak?” said Squirt, looking round. “Where are you?”
But it was too late. Squeak had already gone.
quirt woke, not so much with a start, but more like the beginning of a start. Something didn’t feel quite right. In fact, something felt definitely wrong. But what? Squirt couldn’t quite put his finger on it. Or his claw on it anyway.
He gave himself a nice, long scratch. Not only was scratching just about the best feeling in the whole wide world, it also helped Squirt to think. The effect was almost instant. Squirt suddenly remembered something. This wasn’t the first time he’d woken up today – it was the second time.
Something nearby snored. Squirt looked round to see Dude and Bro, both fast asleep and cuddling each other. Squirt looked again. Odd, he thought. Dude appeared to be nibbling one of Bro’s ears.
“Ouch!” yelled Bro, waking up suddenly and swatting Dude as if he was some kind of overgrown fly. “Gerroff me, ya big fat wallaby! You just bit my ear!”
“Aw, sorry about that, mate,” said Dude.
“I should think so too,” grumbled Bro.
“I was just having this really weird dream,” explained Dude.
“Oh, yeah?” said Bro, not terribly interested.
“Yeah,” said Dude. “Dreamed I was eating a great big furry eucy branch.”
Bro looked at Dude. “That wasn’t a eucy branch! That was my ear!”
“Oh, right,” said Dude. “No wonder it didn’t taste very nice.”
Squirt couldn’t help giggling.
“It’s not funny,” muttered Bro under his breath.
“Heh-heh-heh,” chuckled Dude. “It’s a bit funny, mate.”
Bro thought for a moment. “S’pose you’re right, mate. It is a bit funny. But only a bit.”
Dude didn’t reply. He’d noticed something. Something very important. Something that the other two hadn’t noticed yet. “Where’s Squeak?”
“What?” said Bro.
“Yer baby sister.”
“I know who Squeak is!” said Bro.
“So where is she, Bro?”
Squirt gasped. So that’s what was wrong – Squeak wasn’t there! They’d been left in charge of her and what had they done? They’d fallen asleep on the job!
“Oops,” said Bro.
“Oops?” said Squirt. “This is more than just oops!”
“Ya reckon?” said Bro.
“Er, yes, I do, actually,” said Squirt. “If we’ve lost her we’re in trouble. Big trouble!”
“Ya reckon?” said Bro.
“Yes, I do reckon!” said Squirt. “She’s just a baby! She’s way too young to be wandering about all by herself! Anything could happen!”
“Ya reckon?” said Bro.
“Can you please stop saying that?” said Squirt. “It’s getting really annoying!”
“Ya reckon?” said Bro.
Squirt sighed. This wasn’t good. They were supposed to be showing some responsibility, whatever that was. “Mum and Dad are going to go bonkers when they find out!”
“If they find out,” said Dude.
Squirt looked at Dude for a moment. “You’re right!” he said.
Dude was surprised. “I am?”
“Yes,” said Squirt. “If Mum and Dad don’t find out, then they won’t go bonkers, will they?”
“So what are you saying?” said Bro.
“I’m saying we have to find her!” said Squirt impatiently. “And quickly!”
“Aw, you’re joking,” said Bro.
Squirt looked at his big brother in disbelief. Joking? He’d never been more serious in his life!
“How about we have another kip – and then find her?” said Bro.
“No! We have to find her now!” said Squirt. “It’s all your fault anyway!”
Bro was confused. “My fault? How d’ya work that out?”
“Easy,” said Squirt. “You’re the one who told her to go and climb the tallest tree she could find, just so you could get some more sleep!”
“The little feller’s right, mate,” said Dude. “You did.”
Bro shot Dude a look. “Whose side are you on?”
“I’m just saying, mate,” said Dude.
“Well, don’t, mate,” said Bro.
“Stop squabbling, you two!” said Squirt. “We’ve got to find her! Now!”
Dude and Bro looked at each other.
“He’s right again, mate,” said Dude.
Bro nodded. “I know he is, mate.”
Dude and Bro turned round again. But Squirt had disappeared down below.
“Let’s go,” said Dude, almost sounding urgent.
Bro sighed deeply. “Coming.”
Squirt was smaller than Dude and Bro. He was also much quicker at climbing down trees. By the time Dude and Bro got to the bottom, Squirt was scampering across the ground just as fast as his little legs could carry him.
“Stop!” yelled Bro.
“Totally!” yelled Dude.
Squirt stopped until Dude and Bro caught up with him.
“Where are you going?” panted Bro.
“To the highest tree!” said Squirt. “That’s where you told Squeak to go, remember!”
“Aw, yeah,” said Bro, remembering.
“You said, ‘Climb to the top of the tallest tree and get a leaf ’,” said Squirt.
“And then?” said Bro.
“‘Bring it back’,” replied Squirt.
“And then?” asked Bro.
“You said you’d think of something else,” said Squirt, beginning to get exasperated.
“I did?” said Bro.
Squirt sighed. “You did!”
“Heh-heh-heh,” chuckled Dude.
“What are you laughing at?” said Bro.
Dude thought for a moment. “I’ve got no idea, mate.”
Squirt looked up. From down on the ground all the trees in The Acacia Koala Sanctuary looked pretty tall to him, but which one was the tallest? It was hard to say. And then he saw it. One tree just a little bit higher than all the rest.
