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We lay there next to each other as I felt his big arm wrap round me.
‘Okay, Jess, I love you but you have to leave now, he’ll be here in ten minutes…’
I dutifully packed away my biscuits and half-eaten bag of crisps, carefully dusting the crumbs off his bed as I moved. I put on my coat, tightly gripping the twisted top of the open packet of biscuits, and made my way home.
I threw my carrier bag of half-eaten food on the table in the hallway, turned on the lamp and shut the door behind me. Amber was out so I had the flat to myself. I walked into the bathroom and turned on the taps, the water thundering out in large gulps as it filled our small bathroom with steam. I sat down on the toilet seat and waited for the bath to fill.
Sean’s honesty lingered in my mind but I knew I had to do things my own way. I felt the coldness of the floor tiles beneath my bare feet. I pulled out my phone and for some indescribable reason opened a string of text messages from Charlie. I’m not sure what I was hoping to achieve but the sight of our relationship history, laid out in vertical block texts, took my breath away: the war rooms. I scrolled through the old messages that marked the end of a ceasefire: anger, spelling mistakes, accusations. I began to type a white flag but stopped myself.
After all, how do you say in a text message: I’m just not over you yet.
After my bath, I created a profile using an almost bearable picture of myself taken two years ago at Amber’s birthday party and kept all other personal information to a minimum. As I tapped my fingers on the edge of my desk, debating whether or not to use a fake name, I came to the conclusion that this would inevitably get me off on the wrong foot.
I scrolled down the selection of men’s faces and skimmed over a couple of profiles. How could I go from a man like Charlie to someone who lists ‘adventure’ as a hobby? In an act akin to pulling off a plaster, I set my profile to active and took a big gulp of the gin and tonic I’d prepared as liquid courage. I leaned back in my chair to assess the damage to my soul. At that moment a ‘ping’ sounded, nearly knocking me off my chair as a private message popped up in the bottom right-hand side of my computer screen.
It was from a man called Harry. It just read, ‘Hi.’ I hesitated. I could feel the dryness in the back of my mouth as I took another well-earned sip of gin. I typed back ‘Hi’ and clicked on his profile. He was good-looking but not intimidatingly attractive. He owned a surfboard. He played rugby at the weekend. As I delved deeper into his collection of photographs, another ping ensued. I opened up the private message that read:
Just looking at your picture in Sydney Harbour. Great view. Always wanted to go there.
The picture was taken on a holiday with my dad. A summer break designed as a father–daughter bonding exercise but resulted in him being called back to work, leaving me alone in an unknown city with nothing but my passport, my rucksack and his credit card. I ran my fingers along the computer keys and swiftly began to type a reply.
Yes, it was beautiful. A really unique experience!
I didn’t know whether the exclamation mark was a little too much to end with. That maybe I appeared a little too fresh – too excited about all of this. But then I saw him typing a reply. My blood ran cold as I wanted for the ping.
I know this seems forward but I was wondering if you’d like to get dinner or drinks tomorrow night? Nothing major. Just casual.
How long did I have until I had to reply? I thought. I wasn’t ready for this. Not an actual date where I would have to physically see another human being. I clicked back on his picture and could feel the weight of the past restraining me from replying. An image of Charlie flashed into my mind as it suddenly dawned on me that I probably wouldn’t see him again… or kiss him. I won’t have him as a wingman when I wanted a drink after work or to see a bad movie with when no one else would. And then I remembered that last night in his apartment: the very last night, the arguing, the shouting and then, tears. I pressed send. And how was I supposed to feel?
‘Morning,’ I said chirpily the next day. Marlowe had invited us round for one of her famous home-cooked brunches, a chance to pull open the glass doors and let in a bit of sunshine. I’d been let into the house by Amber, who didn’t look at me but immediately returned to the kitchen wearing an oversized grey hoodie – a familiar indication that she had a hangover.
‘Please don’t talk so loud, I feel like shit,’ Amber said, motioning me into the kitchen.
‘Well, this is great,’ Marlowe said, as she pulled the filter coffee from the stand. ‘Everyone’s hungover and I’m in the bad books with George because I didn’t tape the sports channel last night.’
‘I stayed in last night. I’m not hungover,’ I said, wrapping my arms around her waist from behind.
‘Tell him to tape his own shit,’ Sean said, downing his coffee.
Amber pulled off her hood. It was clear it had been a late night.
‘So how was the date?’ I asked, unleashing the tiger that is Marlowe and her questions regarding other people’s love lives.
‘Who was it last night!?’ she shouted.
‘It wasn’t a date,’ Sean said, rolling his eyes. ‘And seriously, Jess, if I have to watch you eat one more packet of Oreos on a Friday night I am going to fuck you myself.’
‘How rude,’ I whispered. ‘But grateful for the offer all the same.’
‘A whole packet?’ Marlowe mouthed.
I nodded.
‘So who is he, anyway?’ Amber asked.
‘I met him online.’
‘Kinky?’
‘Nah – straight up,’ he said, pouring himself another coffee.
Amber looked at him and laughed.
Their sex jokes were always shared only with each other and both myself and Marlowe were more than happy to remain in the dark.
‘Amber, I forgot to tell you,’ Marlowe said, searching the kitchen worktop for some papers, ‘George was working in Berlin last week and met a fashion buyer. I asked him for his business card for you. They’re an e-commerce start-up, supposed to be pretty cool. Thought you might be interested?’ She handed over the card. ‘Take it, it’s yours.’
‘Cheers, Mars,’ Amber said, studying the design. ‘It looks great I just… begrudge taking it into the office.’
‘Why?’ I asked.
‘Because it will get passed on and handed over for someone else to take all the credit.’
‘Happens all the time at my work too,’ Sean said with a mouthful of croissant.
‘Amber, you’re the first in and last out every day,’ I said, outraged. ‘I barely even see you these days. How can they not notice everything you’re doing?’
‘I don’t know,’ she said, sliding the card into her jeans pocket.
‘Why don’t you start your own company?’ Marlowe said. ‘Then you might actually benefit from all those extra hours.’
‘I don’t think that’s really an option for me. Besides, it’s not really the best economic climate to start a business.’ She stood up to pour herself some orange juice. ‘Fucking government.’
‘Where is George, by the way?’ I asked.
‘Shanghai – ’til Tuesday. That reminds me, I’ve got to pick up his suits from the dry cleaners.’
‘For God’s sake, Mar…’ Amber said.
‘Leave it, Amber,’ I whispered, under my breath.
‘So, what are we going to do about Jess’s lady parts?’ Sean said, quickly changing the subject.
‘My what?!’ I shouted, half spitting out my cereal.
‘We need to get it eaten before it passes its sell by date. Which for women these days is around what… thirty-five?’
I shook my head in despair. Seven years of friendship and he still rendered me speechless.
‘I’m kidding, obviously,’ he said. ‘But seriously, think about it. Take the standards down a notch and open your mind to what’s out there.’
‘Lower the standards. Great advice,’ I said sarcastically.
At that point Elsa called for Marlowe from upstairs. ‘Coming,’ Marlowe shouted, taking one last sip of coffee.
We all watched her leave the room.
‘I’m sorry, but am I the only one who can’t believe what I’m hearing?’ Amber said, in a hushed voice. ‘What a total prick. Pisses off to Shanghai for a week and kicks off about the sports match he’s missed. Not interested in his wife – or child!!’
‘Look, he’s basically a Prince William lookalike who keeps her in designer furniture,’ Sean said.
Amber raised her eyebrow at him.
‘I’m just saying,’ he continued, ‘there’s give and take.’
‘You’re right, the grass isn’t always greener on the other side,’ I said as Amber looked at me. ‘And it isn’t necessarily worse either. It’s just… not our business.’
‘You’re right,’ Sean said. ‘It’s their marriage. And it’s not our business.’
The next night, after a two-hour debate with myself about whether or not to cancel, I put my hair in heated rollers and pulled myself together. It was drinks, maybe dinner and, as he said so himself, totally casual. I cast my eyes over my open wardrobe. If I wore my black designer dress on a first date, he would probably think I was high maintenance even though it was a sample sale purchase and cost no more than a bottle of supermarket wine. I slowly put it back on the rack and dabbed a tissue across the small hairline cuts on my legs (a regrettably bad idea to have shaved my legs standing up in the shower).
On my way out the door I stopped in front of the mirror in the hallway and planted dark red lipstick across my lips that provided a hint of class and would also act as a deterrent in case he tried to kiss me: a Hadrian’s Wall of red, sealing off my mouth from Harry, in case he turned out to be a sexual predator or worse. I looked at my reflection in the mirror. Good luck, I said out loud, quietly knowing that should probably be whispered to Harry more than me.
Outside the tube station I walked over to the man I vaguely recognised from the picture. He was taller than I had imagined with dusty blond hair in a perfectly coiffed style.
‘Harry?’ I said, smiling.
‘Jess.’ He offered his hand for me to shake before quickly changing his mind and kissing my cheek. ‘Firstly, may I say you look beautiful and secondly, thank you for showing up.’
I smiled at him. Still no words but at least the pounding in my chest had ceased.
He had booked the table for eight thirty and together we strolled to the restaurant nestled just around the corner. Harry looked back as we walked against the evening sun and as we approached the corner of the pavement I noticed him do it again.
‘Are you okay?’ I asked.
‘Yeah, it’s fine. I’m just looking for my ex-wife. I’ve got a restraining order but you can’t be too careful.’
I looked behind us as we crossed the road.
‘Jess, I’m kidding,’ he said, as I hit his arm and began to smile. ‘You looked so bloody nervous coming out of the tube, I thought I’d better do something to lighten the mood.’
It had worked. He was funny, and despite my nerves he had made me laugh all the way to the glass doorway of the restaurant where we were hit with low hung lights and the smell of incense. We were seated at a table next to the open window where he gazed at me with expectant eyes to start the conversation.
‘Great to be here,’ I said, with all I could muster.
‘Great to be here too,’ he said.
In the midst of a silence that would have made a funeral seem energetic, I did what every girl in my position would do: I escaped to the toilets.
I caught sight of myself as I stood reapplying my lipstick in the bathroom mirror. I was being difficult; perhaps it was even an act of sabotage so that things wouldn’t work out. So that I wouldn’t have to be brave and try something new. Harry was attractive, funny and from what I could tell, incredibly easy-going. But as I sat on the toilet, tallying up the laughs, I realised my newly surfaced pessimism was an altogether more difficult mountain to conquer. This wasn’t about him at all. The problem was definitely me.
‘You were ages,’ Harry said as I returned to the table.
‘Was I?’
‘Thought you’d fallen in.’ His eyes perused the wine list with a cheeky smile. ‘So are you a big eater, because this menu’s pretty pricey? I mean, I’m okay to just nibble on an edamame, if you are?’
‘Well, I just saw on my way back from the bathroom that the couple opposite us left a hefty amount of rice behind so maybe…’
‘What an excellent idea,’ Harry said. ‘I’ll distract, you pilfer.’
I laughed as the waiter arrived to take our order.
‘I was a bit nervous before tonight but, this is not so bad, is it?’ Harry said, reaching for my hand over the table.
‘Nope,’ I said, shaking my head. ‘It’s not too bad at all.’
Give it a chance, Jess, I said to myself as Harry ordered his food from the waiter. Just give it a chance.
The car pulled up outside my door just short of eleven thirty. Although neither of us knew at this point if there would be a second date, he was brave and made the first move to kiss me. I turned away, a knee-jerk reaction that I later slightly regretted. In an awkward moment that felt like a strange end to an otherwise perfect evening, I gave him a small wave and closed the door behind me. It was a typical survival tactic. One I had to unlearn. Fast. As I opened the door of my flat, I slid out of my punishing shoes and immediately saw Amber on the sofa, seated with a box of tissues on her knee, surrounded by the used ones.
‘A builder on the bus gave me his cold this morning,’ she shouted. ‘He was breathing all over me – first I could smell his morning breath and now I feel like I’ve trekked through the Himalayas.’
I picked up the tissues and carried them over to the kitchen.
‘Well, let’s not pass it to everyone, shall we?’ I shouted, dumping them into our silver pedal bin before heading over to the sink to wash my hands. ‘Fancy a cuppa?’
I poured us both some tea and sat next to her on the sofa.
‘How did it go?’ she asked.
I shrugged my shoulders, deflecting any questions about how the evening had ended, but as I watched her flick through the channels before deciding on a nature documentary, I smiled.
‘It was actually really nice,’ I said. ‘I was a complete moron about the whole thing, though.’
‘Of course you were,’ Amber said, without looking away from the screen. ‘He’ll grow to love that though.’
I smiled and sipped my tea. Not there yet but definitely trying.
‘You’ve got to see him again!’ Sean bellowed at me down the phone the next morning. I was on my way to buy a new portfolio for my photographs and had decided to pass by the organic coffee shop for a morning boost. As I attempted to juggle my phone, my coffee and my handbag, I leaned against a post box to regain my grip on things.
‘He wasn’t as I expected, that’s all. He was actually really funny,’ I said.
‘Look, this is not my first rodeo… as you know,’ Sean said.
I nodded. ‘Nope.’
‘And it’s not yours, either, so save me the innocent princess convo and tell me what you really thought. Would you sleep with him?’
