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“Ah. I’m sorry—it wouldn’t be considered decent at all in my…world,” he said.
“Thank God you didn’t fall to earth on Miami Beach,” she said.
He gazed at her, refraining from asking her about Miami Beach. She was glad—a waitress warmly clad in corduroy jeans and a turtleneck sweater came to the table. Melody opted for a totally fattening Kalhùa and hot chocolate, and Jake said that he’d have the same.
The waitress had just moved away when Jake came to his feet, a frown on his face, his posture defensive. Melody felt fingers come over her eyes and a teasing voice said, “Guess who?”
She grabbed the hands and quickly drew her brother around to introduce him to Jake, ruing the fact that Keith had already made it home. She really needed more time to figure out something to do about Jake.
“Jake,” she said quickly, “this is my brother, Keith. Keith, Jake Mallory.”
Keith was a good soul. Sure, he’d been a pain-in-the-ass baby brother at times, playing the usual stupid pranks like leaving the saltshaker lid on loose and going off into gales of laughter when she wound up with a white mountain on her French fries. But he had matured into a good-looking young man with an open mind, an easy humor and not much in the way of a temper. She thought of him often as a little mini-me of her father, because they were so into science. He had finally learned the difference between a Monet and a Picasso for her sake, and for him—and her father—she had tried to understand the basic concepts of physics. As a brother, he was coming along nicely. They both loved a lot of the same music, and that had always helped them along.
“How do you do?” Jake asked politely.
“Good, thanks. Jake, nice to meet you.” Keith drew up a chair and straddled it, grinning. He looked at Jake. “My mom and dad are all agog over you. Tearing their hair out. They don’t think they’ve met your parents. They used to be sure they knew everyone around here. And they’re still convinced that you’re related to Melody’s—er—friend Mark.”
“I don’t believe I’m related to Mark. Your parents are charming,” Jake said simply.
Thank God. He was getting better.
“So, you two met at school?” Keith asked.
“College,” Melody said. Soon enough, she’d get good at the lie.
“Did you order drinks? ”
“Hot chocolate with Kahlùa,” Melody said.
“I’ll go order the same. You’re not on one of your diets, I take it?” he asked Melody.
“No, I’m not on a diet,” she said, glaring at him.
Keith grinned at Jake. “Oh, wait, that’s right. Melody and my mom never go on diets. They go on lifestyles.”
“Keith!” Melody said sharply.
He shrugged.
“I’ll seek out the young woman who took our order,” Jake said, standing and walking toward the bar.
Keith looked at Melody. “You are such a liar.”
“What are you talking about?”
“You’ve obviously forgotten that I came and hung around your college dorm every chance I could get, falling in love with all the ‘older’ women around you. I would have met this guy. Who is he?”
She stared at her brother. “You didn’t meet everyone.”
“Who is he?” Keith repeated.
She hesitated. “I hit him.”
“What?”
“I hit him on the road. Keith, he’s…he’s having some kind of mental block. He isn’t hurt, unless I did do him some serious brain damage. I—”
“Wait, back up. You hit him. You socked him in the jaw?”
“No!” Melody said. “I was driving and I think I hit some black ice. I hit him.”
“And you didn’t get him to a hospital?”
“No, he didn’t want to go. Hey, I didn’t hit him hard. And I just didn’t know what to do. I panicked.”
“You hit someone, you get them to a hospital,” Keith chastised.
“But—he was, he wasn’t behaving normally.”
“Great. All the more reason not to bring the guy to a hospital.”
“But…he was in costume. Revolutionary-period clothing. He thinks he was a soldier. He—he says the last thing he remembers is that he was being executed, hanged, in New York City. He had a sister or half sister or stepsister or someone who was a witch and said some kind of curse—and he wound up on the road. Then I hit him.”
Keith just stared at her for several seconds. He blinked. “Oh, great. You are making no sense. He thinks he fell to earth from the past, and still—you didn’t take him to the hospital!”
“He didn’t appear to be hurt.”
“You obviously gave the fellow a concussion.”
“I don’t think so.”
“He—he could be crazy.”
“Well, that’s obvious!”
“Right. So this is getting better and better.”
“He needs our help. Somehow, he has to realize who he really is.”
“Since when was your degree is psychology?”
“I brought him home. I—I think his real memory will come back.”
Her brother arched a brow skeptically.
“Look, Keith, he must have a job as a costume interpreter or something.”
“In costume, huh. You think?” he asked sarcastically.
She glared at him. “He believes his own role right now. Quit judging me.”
“I’m not judging you.”
“He needs our help.”
“Our help?”
“My help. I always helped you!”
Keith stared at her amazed, then started to laugh. “Okay, I’ve brought home a trillion puppies and kittens. But not a crazy.”
She stiffened. “What about the pole-dancing stripper?”
“Hey, she knew where she worked.”
“Keith, look, he’s nice, he’s pleasant…I’m hoping that some normal time will help bring back his memory.”
“And you think anyone is going to have ‘normal time’ at our house?” Keith asked dryly.
“That’s not fair,” she accused him.
“So. You hit him, he’s in costume, thinks he’s a soldier, and you bring him home to feed him and warm him up. This isn’t the same as what I did.”
She glared at her brother. “You are not at all amusing.”
“No, but you are in some weird water here, sis.”
“Keith, stop it. I’ve kind of got a problem going here.”
“Maybe you do,” he said. His eyes were bright with amusement as he moved closer to her. “What do you think he’s saying to the bartender? She’s pretty cute, too.”
“Oh, God, I don’t know!” Melody stood up. She sat down. “Keith, go check on him. I don’t want to look like a jealous idiot. Go on, get him back over here.”
Keith shrugged, grinned, and then did as she asked. He walked to the bar and set a hand on Jake’s shoulder and said something to him. The pretty bartender laughed at whatever was exchanged, and added the last cup to a tray that their waitress came to take. She led the way back to the table and, much to Melody’s relief, Jake and her brother followed.
Melody picked up her cup and drank, barely aware that the chocolate concoction was hot.
“Sweetie, if you want to swill something, it really shouldn’t be hot chocolate. Beer is best for swilling, wouldn’t you say, Jake?”
“I suppose it’s a proper beverage for hefty consumption,” Jake said.
“He knows who you think you are,” Melody said.
“I know who I am. My name is Jake Mallory,” Jake said.
“And you were at the end of a hangman’s noose?” Keith said.
Jake seemed very tall and straight. “That is the absolute truth,” he said quietly.
“And you know nothing that’s happened since the American Revolution?” Keith asked.
“Only what your sister has been kind enough to tell me,” he said sincerely.
Keith stared at Melody. “Huh.” He grinned suddenly. “Well, I know what we should do after dinner.”
“What?” Melody asked dubiously.
“A DVD glut.”
She cast her head to the side and smiled slowly. “History and pop culture.”
“Excuse me,” Jake said. “A DVD glut?”
Melody groaned. Her brother began a scientific explanation.
“I see,” Jake said.
Keith rose. “Time for dinner. I came to fetch the two of you. Can’t be late for Mom’s nouvelle cuisine.”
“We’re having stew, I believe,” Melody said.
“Whatever,” Keith said. Then, “Stew? Oh, no. God knows what she puts in those Crock-Pots.” He grimaced. “She thinks she has powers.”
“So Melody said. Maybe she does,” Jake said.
“Forget it, forget it,” Melody said, rising. “My mother does not have powers. Please, don’t go encouraging her to think that she does! Come on, let’s get home.”
Keith had brought his car. He encouraged Jake to ride with him, telling him that he could explain the workings of the vehicle much better than Melody might ever manage. She decided to let the two of them go—there was nothing that Keith didn’t know already, so whatever Jake said to him, it wouldn’t matter.
She reached the house first and Keith and Jake pulled in right behind her. Other than the fact that his hair was long—easily understandable, if he made his living as an historic interpreter—Jake looked as if he belonged right where he was.
That was good.
Oh, Lord, she was beginning to fall for his fantasy!
She shook off the thought as she headed for the house. Before she reached the door, Brutus was howling out a welcome. She entered the house quickly. One good thing about Brutus—no one would ever come sneaking up on the house. Brutus was louder than the most obnoxious doorbell ever created.
Wheels for legs did not prevent the basset from having a tail that wagged so hard it was like being whacked when it hit ya.
“Lovely!” her mom called, coming from the kitchen. Now she looked like Stevie Nicks in an apron. “Dinner is on.”
“Yeah? So what’s in it? Eye of toad and leg of newt?” Keith teased.
“Oh, you!” Mona protested, giving him an affection tap on the shoulder. “Don’t you dare go scaring our guest!”
“I’m not scared,” Jake assured her.
“She does add all her own herbs,” Keith warned.
