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The Complete Confessions of a GP
Benjamin Daniels
Confessions of a GP and Further Confessions of a GP together in one volume.Benjamin Daniels is angry. He is frustrated, confused, baffled and, quite frequently, very funny. He is also a GP. These are his confessions.
The Complete Confessions
Dr Benjamin Daniels
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Ebook Edition © April 2015 ISBN: 9780007569755
Version: 2015-06-27
Contents
Cover (#u65759714-9cfa-5abc-9757-3fab283cd733)
Copyright (#u863ca01f-48a8-5a77-ab40-060179498463)
Title Page (#ub6e1c072-3280-5578-acca-caba4bc1af7a)
About the Author (#u83f768af-4ffe-5dc0-a2b8-772e015b7f25)
Disclaimer (#u38eeefb0-d261-5257-9ecd-adb06a05e4e8)
Confessions of a GP (#u8f7dd87c-1f9f-513a-9231-d6c9d4ac3cc7)
Further Confessions of a GP (#litres_trial_promo)
Also in the Confessions Series
About the Publisher (#litres_trial_promo)
About the Author (#u9540845d-d86e-56bf-a3c9-5eed3417bedb)
DR BENJAMIN DANIELS is the pseudonym of a doctor currently working for the NHS. He can be reached at drbenjamindaniels@hotmail.co.uk (mailto:drbenjamindaniels@hotmail.co.uk) and @drbendaniels1
The events described in this book are based on my experiences as a GP. For obvious reasons of privacy and confidentiality I have made certain changes, altered identifying features and fictionalised some aspects. Nonetheless, it remains an honest reflection of life as a doctor in Britain today. This is what it’s like. These things really happen.
Contents
Cover (#u8f7dd87c-1f9f-513a-9231-d6c9d4ac3cc7)
Who am I? (#u89e7bc6e-1e99-5c11-9108-c495b6c58af5)
Introduction (#ufa2c7815-5509-5457-974f-b0a4ea11ceb5)
Mrs Peacock (#ub5e6699f-3132-5722-ae93-85194bb86c8f)
Tom Jones (#uf5a2ff6a-e570-5f39-9894-8162dd922a19)
Targets (#u7448b00f-05d0-5ef4-8f7e-14a5e72ed713)
First day (#uea1dae54-4a8a-589b-9467-85fc0bdb026d)
Jargon (#ua8677cb1-7b13-57c6-aa1f-30725f2b5d24)
Proud to work for the NHS (#u93d42508-f11e-5bf1-a8b5-69e812f7ef94)
Drug reps (#u39743af1-5c87-59d6-92d7-7c28702d8935)
Mr Tipton, the paedophile (#u9bc2e0d1-35d2-5bfa-94a5-bb9bc13f80a2)
Average day (#ua1847ebc-2c04-5b44-b40a-f4458d71b2c7)
Tara (#u1a356022-d910-5c3b-9c71-5029827433fa)
Sex in the surgery (#u2d4db418-dc24-50e4-a3de-ba039e64cd8c)
The elderly (#u54362986-04b5-5a08-9902-c3053975b6e3)
Bums (#uba020cda-3af5-5d11-8761-6dbd85acc9bc)
Julia (#u56643b21-bf86-5e2b-ab1c-75081ad9c79f)
Good doctors (#ucd91f27b-8974-5e17-99f4-a7f721636030)
Connor (#u15d6f8b1-8cb8-5015-a53a-942e6b1cc74b)
Janine (#u410cf9b4-f82e-5922-bbf6-c1548b481146)
Saving lives (#u2ea2d080-8c24-5a49-a425-51299393535c)
Kirsty, the trannie (#u8da4add7-fe90-5e90-b423-edb43a7035d8)
‘It’s my boobs, Doc’ (#u6aacd137-db4f-525f-918a-b43d47f24885)
Mr Hogden (#u20caa4a3-553d-531b-ba14-53fc908363b4)
Small talk (#ubb12e7d0-4c57-5738-ae0c-e883c807e680)
Notes (#u2b0695cc-eec7-5571-92eb-45837184d9b4)
Lists (#u37fe15dd-9e75-5b0c-8027-512ee5f5f970)
Ten minutes (#u35b00cbe-70b6-59de-b75a-6a5a639386ea)
Alf (#uc78d543b-88fa-5ab4-8c0f-d02ce85661fb)
Meningitis (#uc42cc258-12d9-51c5-ab4a-e9df40676adc)
Uzma (#u816fb39b-697c-5c80-a48a-4d9de6ab6c49)
Africa (#u70662df7-5dc0-5ef4-8cd1-ab67cfa87b45)
Evidence (#u9c4e6dee-95e0-5828-bd12-e6cd66da476b)
Carolina (#uc67e2013-1122-59f6-8228-2dce1adfb5ac)
Lee (#u2fd03151-8599-506e-82e0-334c4853778f)
Hugging (#u40d6141b-c1da-5e6b-ba5b-069ed845f430)
Tough Life Syndrome (#u844240f9-555e-5cb4-90da-0c092d005c77)
Mrs Briggs (#u040d1b4f-4c49-5882-ac42-7d90b7f9d43d)
Betty Bale’s cat (#u62c83502-fda8-55b0-9ff6-12f3636794d6)
Vaccines (#litres_trial_promo)
Darryl (#litres_trial_promo)
The pat dog (#litres_trial_promo)
Rina (#litres_trial_promo)
Dos and don’ts (#litres_trial_promo)
Home births (#litres_trial_promo)
Michael (#litres_trial_promo)
Alternative medicine (#litres_trial_promo)
Thai bride (#litres_trial_promo)
Dead people (#litres_trial_promo)
Holistic earwax (#litres_trial_promo)
Obesity register (#litres_trial_promo)
Dr Arbury (#litres_trial_promo)
Body fluids (#litres_trial_promo)
Racism (#litres_trial_promo)
Sleep (#litres_trial_promo)
Magic wand (#litres_trial_promo)
Cannabis (#litres_trial_promo)
Sick notes (#litres_trial_promo)
Drug reps … again (#litres_trial_promo)
Mistakes … I’ve made a few (#litres_trial_promo)
Dying (#litres_trial_promo)
Happy pills (#litres_trial_promo)
Top 1 per cent of the population (#litres_trial_promo)
Computers (#litres_trial_promo)
Kieran (#litres_trial_promo)
Peter (#litres_trial_promo)
Granny dumping (#litres_trial_promo)
Aggressive conduct disorder (#litres_trial_promo)
Ed (#litres_trial_promo)
Camouflage man (#litres_trial_promo)
