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Confessions of a British Doctor
Benjamin Daniels
THE UK’S BESTSELLING EBOOK OF 2011.Benjamin Daniels is angry. He is frustrated, confused, baffled and, quite frequently, very funny. He is also a GP. These are his confessions.A woman troubled by pornographic dreams about Tom Jones. An 80-year-old man who can't remember why he's come to see the doctor. A woman with a common cold demanding (but not receiving) antibiotics. A man with a sore knee. A young woman who has been trying to conceive for a while but now finds herself pregnant and isn't sure she wants to go through with it. A 7-year-old boy with 'tummy aches' that don't really exist.These are his patients.Confessions of a GP is a witty insight into the life of a family doctor. Funny and moving in equal measure it will change the way you look at your GP next time you pop in with the sniffles.
BENJAMIN DANIELS
Confessions of a British Doctor
Table of Contents
Title Page (#ue209a808-b357-5467-b914-bb4db5624099)
Disclaimer (#u5beea4da-8918-50be-acdd-a5862b0201e2)
Who am I? (#ub23ade06-c098-5e9e-b18a-692d3e4ee776)
Introduction (#uef0889c5-deac-5bda-a8fc-60292421a808)
Mrs Peacock (#u0fea5670-fd5b-5bfd-af5b-1c6628fe039e)
Tom Jones (#u22e1ca33-6dbd-5c09-b3df-f8bc69f9f758)
First day (#u2a08fd83-6868-51f8-91fe-fe7c37cd7807)
Jargon (#uf3f67bcf-339e-55b3-9a5c-53c20ffbcae8)
Proud to work for the National Health Service (NHS) (#u16d411c5-0623-5784-838c-630e3365931f)
Drug reps (#u2e14ce27-d985-5542-bafb-fa3800df6c9c)
Mr Tipton, the paedophile (#u019db93d-782b-5afe-97c8-78334acaedec)
Average day (#u9b5d7704-eaf6-58fa-9d17-6f9c1956e01f)
Tara (#u95e060c5-f8bb-5e10-a7ae-8d73fb17103d)
Sex in the doctors clinic (#u6748f1b2-9211-528c-aced-59735da87fcc)
The elderly (#uf4f448c3-c16f-50c9-b619-ec300fb6dfc3)
Bums (#u500f94cb-6bb9-5314-8322-93088009d978)
Julia (#u7163ab0c-fca2-51b2-9d81-ef7a1fb90c58)
Good doctors (#u766ea4a0-0cec-5b23-ae6e-bd66be91b454)
Connor (#u1f5e66d1-7ed2-5e22-bd60-98b773d951b1)
Janine (#ubd5b017e-4933-5fd0-b3e4-a44e650c9658)
Saving lives (#u40e046a9-5fb4-5510-9fc4-87ca591a89e7)
Kirsty, the trannie (#litres_trial_promo)
‘It’s my boobs, Doc’ (#litres_trial_promo)
Mr Hogden (#litres_trial_promo)
Small talk (#litres_trial_promo)
Notes (#litres_trial_promo)
Ten minutes (#litres_trial_promo)
Alf (#litres_trial_promo)
Meningitis (#litres_trial_promo)
Uzma (#litres_trial_promo)
Africa (#litres_trial_promo)
Evidence (#litres_trial_promo)
Carolina (#litres_trial_promo)
Lee (#litres_trial_promo)
Hugging (#litres_trial_promo)
Tough Life Syndrome (#litres_trial_promo)
Mrs Briggs (#litres_trial_promo)
Betty Bale’s cat (#litres_trial_promo)
Vaccines (#litres_trial_promo)
Darryl (#litres_trial_promo)
The pat dog (#litres_trial_promo)
Rina (#litres_trial_promo)
Dos and don’ts (#litres_trial_promo)
Home births (#litres_trial_promo)
Michael (#litres_trial_promo)
Alternative medicine (#litres_trial_promo)
Thai bride (#litres_trial_promo)
Dead people (#litres_trial_promo)
Holistic earwax (#litres_trial_promo)
Dr Arbury (#litres_trial_promo)
Body fluids (#litres_trial_promo)
Racism (#litres_trial_promo)
Sleep (#litres_trial_promo)
Magic wand (#litres_trial_promo)
Cannabis (#litres_trial_promo)
Mistakes … I’ve made a few (#litres_trial_promo)
The near miss (#litres_trial_promo)
The cockup but arse covered (#litres_trial_promo)
The cockup and up shit creek (#litres_trial_promo)
Dying (#litres_trial_promo)
Happy pills (#litres_trial_promo)
Top 1 per cent of the population (#litres_trial_promo)
Kieran (#litres_trial_promo)
Peter (#litres_trial_promo)
Granny dumping (#litres_trial_promo)
Ed (#litres_trial_promo)
Camouflage man (#litres_trial_promo)
Memories (#litres_trial_promo)
Fighting (#litres_trial_promo)
Tingling ear syndrome (#litres_trial_promo)
Gary (#litres_trial_promo)
Beach medicine (#litres_trial_promo)
Gifts (#litres_trial_promo)
Passing judgement (#litres_trial_promo)
The examination game (#litres_trial_promo)
Sex (#litres_trial_promo)
Angela (#litres_trial_promo)
I don’t like some of my patients (#litres_trial_promo)
Boundaries (#litres_trial_promo)
Angry man (#litres_trial_promo)
Maintaining interest (#litres_trial_promo)
Tariq (#litres_trial_promo)
Babies (#litres_trial_promo)
Why do people get sick? (#litres_trial_promo)
A pair of glasses (#litres_trial_promo)
Stewart (#litres_trial_promo)
Barry (#litres_trial_promo)
Royal Wedding (#litres_trial_promo)
Abortion (#litres_trial_promo)
Taking Responsibility (#litres_trial_promo)
France vs UK (#litres_trial_promo)
The NHS is brill (#litres_trial_promo)
My patients are brill (#litres_trial_promo)
Acknowledgements (#litres_trial_promo)
Copyright (#litres_trial_promo)
