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Real book of a red-skinned man
Real book of a red-skinned man
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Real book of a red-skinned man

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– «From fabulous shadows! They fought against the window, and then Rocky flew in»! – Yungani replied.

– «Your home is your fortress. You are safe here in Giant! And who is Rokiy»?

– «Rocky is a big mosquito! As soon as he broke the light bulb, ten mosquitoes attacked me»! – answered the Indian.

– «And you are going to fight with them with this stick»? – asked the white-skinned Giant.

– «No, it’s from fairy shadows»! – answered the brave Indian.

A stick never gets in the way of an Indian. Leaving her on the street. Waving it around, not sparing the plant, is the lot of a stupid Indian. Any tribe lives in harmony with nature. The stick is only needed to test strange creatures with it. For example a large locust. It’s no secret that she has a formidable weapon! It is also a pest and ally of Iramoka. She must be driven out of Komaria. As soon as she flies over the Big Neighborhood Fence, the pursuit should be stopped. Hanukkah can do the job, but it can trample different plants like strawberries. Therefore, you should tread carefully. When the Giant returned from Gordland, the wise Yungani spoke to the representative of Giant.

– «I saved your harvest, it’s time to think about my promise», – said the Yungani shaman.

– «What promise»? – asked the white-skinned Giant.

– «You promised me to build an Indian house»! – Yungani said calmly.

– «Yes, I remember, but now it’s night outside and I don’t have material yet», – replied the Giant.

– «And when will he be»? – the Indian asked.

– «When the main Giant has made me rich, then we’ll talk», – replied the white-skinned inhabitant of Giant.

There is no point in constantly reminding about teepee or urasa. In time everything will be built. You just have to wait. Giants have the same titles as the Indians. There are wise whites. Their faces are white-haired, sometimes they walk with a stick. They constantly want to feed the Indians. There are formidable Giants. To command, their distinguishing feature. They can prohibit or tell the Indian what to do. Since Giant is at peace with Komaria, you should listen to the instructions of the white-skinned Giants. After all, it is they who will help build a house, as well as create real cars, airplanes and even launch a rocket! For any Indian, all this will not be possible alone. Therefore, one should obey and obey the laws and orders of the Giant.

Suddenly the red cat Tutankhamun came running. Hanukkah the dog looked calmly at his companion. Mamuka turned his gaze to the four-legged friends.

– «Where were you, Tutankhamun»? – the Indian asked.

The cat looked mysteriously at Mamuka. Silently licked his lips and walked over to the Indian’s leg.

– «Mamuka, he asks you to stroke him», – said Hanukkah, lounging on the floor.

– «Why won’t he tell me this himself»? – answered the red man proudly.

– «Because if he speaks, then you have to explain everything to you, and so you yourself understand him and take care of him. Cats are cunning! When you are not there, we constantly talk to him», – answered the silent Hanukkah.

– «Why do you throw yourself at other cats and cats, but you don’t touch Tutankhamun and the Moon»? – Mamuka asked with interest.

– «This redhead does not call me names, unlike the others. Do the others know what they say»? – the dog asked.

– «What»? – the Indian was surprised.

– «What stinks out of my mouth! And I go to the toilet wherever I want»! – said the silent Hanukkah, offended.

– «That’s right, if you go to the toilet in the house, the white-skinned Giant yells at you. Can’t you do this on the street»? – Mamuka asked the dog.

– «It so happened, I ask you to understand and forgive me. It’s clear from my eyes. Vaughn Tutankhamun just looks, he is immediately stroked or fed, and I have only to bark, as they immediately shout: shut up! This is not fair»! – the dog was indignant.

– «You just do it loudly, you bark! And to train you like a cat is difficult. But you know how to serve a paw! It remains to teach you how to bring a stick», – Mamuka said and continued reading aloud further.

Any leader negotiates on behalf of his country Komaria. The one who negotiates is called a diplomat or negotiator. Mamuka is a diplomat for his tribe. Any white-skinned Giant is a Giant’s diplomat. It is worth negotiating with them.

Quest from Mamuka: first negotiations with the Giant

Talk to the White Giant of Giant. Ask him if he can help you make a bird house. After all, if you feed the birds, then they can drop their feathers. To do this, simply bring the book to the Giant and point to the next line with your finger:

Oh, the wise white-skinned Giant from Giant! The leader of the Mamuka tribe, tearfully asks you to cut a plastic bottle and hang it by the neck. Outside Giant Why outside and the Great Neighborhood Wall? Because the lured birds in your area can scatter around the garden and peck up all the berries. And since the Indian needs feathers and adventure, it is better to hang the feeder low, and next to Giant. He will feed the birds and wait for them to drop their feathers. By the way, how about a little red man’s salary for keeping you harvest? The Indian will need the salary in the piggy bank for the Indian dwelling. Now he will ask you for a jar, please roll up its lid and make a hole in it for coins. Throw in coins. Don’t give money into the hands of a red man. Now return the book to the Indian, please.

The main thing in the art of negotiation is politeness. You have already heard about this from the white-skinned Giants. Thanks to the magic book and courtesy, you were able to negotiate a small salary. The giant promised to make a bird feeder and a piggy bank for your future Indian dwelling. I understand that you are very happy, but do not try to negotiate with the mosquitoes. By the way, have you checked the tracks for a long time? If not, then it’s time to count your Mosquitoes in the bank or go on a mosquito hunt.

Kamlanie

– «Hanukkah, you have long wanted to know the secret of the rain»! – Mamuka turned to the lying dog.

– «Yes, I really wanted to»! – the sleeping four-legged companion responded.

– «Then listen carefully, because this is real magic of the shamans»! – said Mamuka and began to read the book.

– «Are we going to find out how to make rain or drive it out»? – asked Hanukkah.

– «Exactly, listen carefully! There is some kind of spell here. A lot of magic text», – said Mamuka.

– «But how did you understand that, did you begin to possess magical knowledge»? – the dog asked.

– «Yes, this is an unusual text! You can see it immediately»! – Said the pleased Indian to his friend.

– «Then read aloud! Otherwise, I won’t talk to you», – Hanukkah answered sadly.

In order to understand water, you have to be with water. For the ritual of driving out the rain, one Indian wisdom should be understood: the rain only seems invincible. Shaman Yungani perfected his art of driving out bad weather to such an extent that he did not get wet while running out into the summer rain! When he jumped into a puddle, his moccasins stayed dry.

Dodging the falling drops, the shaman jumped on one leg, then on the other. He ran in the summer rain, waving his arms like a bird. If the rain got angry and turned into a thunderstorm, the shaman understood: «I angered Manitou with my audacity!» After that, Yungani quickly ran under the roof.

Nothing works the first time. Clothes get wet, but closer to autumn everything works out. The water gets cold and you should walk under an umbrella. For the first time, the shaman succeeded in driving out the downpour together with the Indians. He realized that the more people running in the summer rain, the faster the Sun comes out. Great Manitou, in this case, smiles at the whole tribe with a rainbow.

– «Mamuka, I ran in the rain and shouted a magic phrase! Remember it and when you drive out the downpour, shout: O rain, go away! I am not afraid of you»! – Shaman Yungani once shared his secret with Mamuka.

– «I figured out how to banish rain, but reveal the secret, how to cause it»?

– «Oh, Mamuka, this ancient teaching is called Kamlanie shamans».

To do this, you need to become observant like an ant. In the early morning, there is no dew on the leaves of the plants. You will notice how the birds begin to fly low above the ground. The smell of dampness fills the air. The wings of insects become heavy from this smell and the insects soar below. The birds are chasing them. The banks of the river and the well were shallow. A dark streak appears near the lake water. Clouds appear in the sky. Bees don’t fly far from their hive, so they don’t catch your eye. The clover drops its leaves and hides the inflorescence. Dandelions close, shrinking into a bud. The flies fly low, as always, so don’t confuse it with the omen. The smoke from the bath does not rise up, but spreads like fog. The White Giant washed his carriage. The dog is eating grass.

– «Hanukkah, why are you eating these plants»? – Mamuka asked the snoring dog.

The four-legged companion pretended not to hear anything.

– «Hanukkah! the Indian shouted loudly».

The dog shuddered, opened his eyes and turned to Mamuka. I breathed out barely audibly through my nose and lay down again.

– «I know you can hear me, don’t pretend», – the Indian said, and continued to read the book aloud.

When everything matches, feel free to take the drum and knock on it. The blow of one drop should be imitated. So Manitou for some reason believes that this is where the rain begins. He begins to direct his breath clouds directly to your sound. Just watch out for the thunderstorm. In this case, Manitou realizes that he was deceived and is angry. Better to hide under the roof of the house.

– «How hard should you beat the drum»? – asked Hanukkah.

– «Yungani said the force of the blow is not important. The main thing is to correctly imitate the sound of rain. If Manitou confuses it with a drop, it will rain down».

– «But I don’t have a drum», – the lying dog said sadly.

– «Nothing, I’ll think of something», – the Indian replied.

– «Then read carefully and louder, suddenly we again miss something», – barely audible, after a wide yawn whispered Hanukkah.

You can calculate how far away from you the lightning struck. For this, it is important to be able to count from one to sixty. As soon as you see a flash of lightning, start counting like this, pronouncing the number and pronouncing the «and»:

– 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6, if there was thunder on the count of six, then stop your count. Now you should divide six by three. It turns out the number… I don’t remember. So, the result obtained is two streets from you or two kilometers.

If you can only count to one, then close your ears. At home, immediately close the windows and turn off all electrical appliances. If you’re outside, try to find a roof over your head. Noticing black clouds in the open field, run quickly to the house.

Quest from Mamuka: complete the Kamlaniya ritual

Don’t you have a drum? Well, that’s not scary. The shaman uses what is at hand. You can take an iron plate or turn over a plastic bucket. It’s more difficult with a bucket, you have to sit next to it. The iron plate allows you to move and run. The bucket should be tapped with your palms. In the case of an iron plate or an iron mug, take a teaspoon and, running out into the street, hit the bottom of it. Remember the main rule: you should beat the tambourine lightly, imitating the falling drop.

When you make it rain, try to chase it away immediately. Dodge drops, run around the yard, try not to wet your shoes by jumping into a puddle. When you reach the Yungani mastery level, a large bird will fly to you and give you many feathers.

If you hear the sound of thunder, try to determine the distance from you to the place where the lightning really struck. To do this, on the way under the roof of Giant, go and count from one until you hear thunder. You should count while pronouncing the «and», listing: One and Two and Three and Four and Five and Six and Seven and Eight and Nine – if about nine you heard thunder, then the distance to the place where Manitou threw lightning is equal to three streets or 3 kilometers. That is, we divide 9 by 3. Here is a table, if you are not a student of the school:

– 1 and – thunder: beside you, cover your ears

– 2 and – thunder: almost one street away from you, less than one kilometer

– 3 and – thunder: exactly the street from you or one kilometer

– 4 and – thunder: street and half of the street, one and a half kilometers

– 5 and – thunder: slightly more than the previous one, but less than two streets

– 6 and – thunder: two streets, two kilometers

– 7 and – thunder: two streets and less than half of the third street

– 8 and – thunder: two streets and almost half of the third street

– 9 and – thunder: three streets or three kilometers

After the storm has passed, you can explore new territory! Do not forget, you are leaving the familiar lands of Komaria. There are a lot of angry mosquitoes after the rain. Manitou always forgives the Indians, do not be afraid of thunder and lightning when you are under the roof.

Don’t forget: there is something magical to be found on the path of thunder. True, this is something that is usually found after a thunderstorm. When the lightning and thunder are gone and the rain stops. Remember the side where the thunder came from. Calculate the approximate distance, if you don’t know how to count or divide, ask the white-skinned Giant to teach you how to divide by three. They say that the Great Manitou himself throws arrows from the wings of Pegasus and throws them into the ground. You can find them only after a thunderstorm.

Look in the eyes

– «Hanukkah, what happens after the rain»? – asked the Indian Mamuka from his faithful companion.

– «Puddles! And sometimes I drink of them», – said the snoring dog.

– «Never do that! What do you need a bowl for? And what else happens after the rain», – asked Mamuka, looking at his four-legged companion.

– «Rainbow»! – almost immediately, without hesitation, replied Hanukkah.

– «Yes, you are right. How many flowers did you count in it»? – asked Mamuka.

– «Now I will count», – the dog silently looked at the wall and scratched behind his ear, – «that’s so much»!

– «How much is this»? – asked the Indian, not having time, counting the movements of his friend.

– «How many times I hit, so many».

– «Okay, in this you are also right, listen to me carefully, now I will read you a secret. Perk up your ears and don’t dare sleep here»!

– «But I remember it better», – Hanukkah looked mournfully from under his brows.

Shaman Yungani talked a lot about one big bird. In her tail were all the colors of the rainbow. The shaman ran out of his dwelling, and a bright bird walked in front of the entrance. For a very long time, the shaman gazed at her colors. Yungani was afraid to frighten off his bright guest and did not take his eyes off her.

– Seven! – the satisfied shaman said loudly, after the bird fluttered up.

In response the wind blew right into Yungani’s face. A white feather gently descended from the clouds. After scratching his head, the shaman looked at the rainbow and began to laugh like crazy.