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Confessions of an Undercover Cop
Ash Cameron
The sixth book in the bestselling Confessions series.What is life like for a female Undercover Cop?Ash Cameron gives readers a behind-the-scenes look at life in the Police. Funny, moving and irreverent, you’ll never look at a bobby the same way again…What is life like for an Undercover Cop?Ash Cameron joined the police in the 70s – think Life on Mars with added ladders in her tights.From arresting East End gangsters, dealing out justice to football hooligans and coping with sexism on the job, Ash did it all. So when she was asked to go undercover, well, it was just another job, wasn’t it?Told with warmth and humour, these ‘confessions’ will make you laugh, make you cry, and make you roll your eyes as you learn exactly what goes on behind-the-scenes in the police…
CONFESSIONS OF AN UNDERCOVER COP
Ash Cameron
For Kenny.
And for our children.
See, we did have a life. Once.
Table of Contents
Cover (#u82c88a9e-9ff7-575b-b2d9-4e459cc1597b)
Title Page (#ud25292f1-7b7c-5ee9-8b8b-3d85b0b693e9)
Dedication (#u10f7e2c7-1a05-57b9-97df-ff4ecdd986c8)
The end (#ue7090319-7445-5df2-b03f-a6e29add34f2)
In the beginning, there was light (#u959c764c-1474-5434-84a3-72749468c894)
Drunk and orderly (#u4332d547-8132-59e8-b2e9-5cba6e7e75cf)
Prisoners, property and prostitutes (#u8f87a9a3-bdba-5b70-9dd3-390c6c2cff8f)
In your face (#u5af2e912-d20d-5533-bafb-395ae055db77)
A man’s world (#ue846a512-da7e-5f86-a5c8-330400368c75)
Face down in the gutter (#uaa8b03c3-4d67-5e95-bb11-0f05829a5d1f)
Have you told her? (#u82ccc35f-2f78-50b5-95d4-f7a80fbd35f1)
Do not pass Go (#u89e9de6f-bc94-5388-a864-c00461e03582)
Gruesome twosome (#u1531efe8-e2d9-5674-93bb-8aa4ea000d33)
Hard-knock life (#u2f4d80b5-c144-581d-b4f0-04f68ddb7862)
Black and white (#uc87aa0fc-b79f-51ab-997d-30566206fe63)
Strapped (#u7ee54bfe-f110-5a77-bc7e-b2f6f6a9ad11)
Knee-capped (#u9f4bb7ff-c8fd-557f-8970-68948a79d84e)
Fitness test (#u6f822b68-53df-50e4-a00b-30e6c05ff8ff)
On prescription (#u43d6cc72-4c27-5317-8649-66382d34e61d)
No headway (#ucbc3e72c-ad71-51f3-87c3-72dea608b748)
Moving west (#u4c1fa338-d1f2-504e-b971-1186dc24900a)
All the evidence (#u4297a3c7-cc1a-5ab9-b13c-b736b1acf35f)
The night I met … (#ue76fe0e5-bed7-519c-9520-998199de6ec5)
Up the junction (#u76d9c98f-c92a-53be-b771-4841e76b7f61)
Bounty hunting (#u71dba90a-7eed-5eca-84e6-67eeac0b1689)
Nondescript (#u4ed08825-c98a-573c-9928-e0f32c4d39f5)
Wheel clampers notorious (#u19728f88-ad45-5560-b928-59ce5a1bda94)
Willy warmers (#u47a33ad7-68ab-5bd7-a55f-e9758ea76de8)
Cut! (#u491cbc15-1fa7-5169-ad9f-38a61df695e4)
House bugs and other nasty things (#u6238b8a1-bfcb-5f79-aa01-baed8ceff146)
Who’s there? (#u0214d5e8-5a05-5271-b6ce-198e3e23ef21)
In the crowd (#litres_trial_promo)
Fast forward (#litres_trial_promo)
Working the streets (#litres_trial_promo)
Bit of a handful (#litres_trial_promo)
Sewer rat (#litres_trial_promo)
Suspects with benefits (#litres_trial_promo)
Summary justice (#litres_trial_promo)
Unmistaken identity (#litres_trial_promo)
Down the drain (#litres_trial_promo)
Doors (#litres_trial_promo)
Dead or alive (#litres_trial_promo)
The day I met … (#litres_trial_promo)
Street people (#litres_trial_promo)
Poisoning pigeons (#litres_trial_promo)
’Ere! (#litres_trial_promo)
Expensive jackpot (#litres_trial_promo)
Keeping up appearances (#litres_trial_promo)
Marshmallow surprise (#litres_trial_promo)
The day I almost met … (#litres_trial_promo)
Marianne St John (#litres_trial_promo)
Phantom of the theatre (#litres_trial_promo)
Fast train to London (#litres_trial_promo)
Pockets (#litres_trial_promo)
Somebody’s son (#litres_trial_promo)
Polacc’ed: police car accidents (#litres_trial_promo)
Swinging low (#litres_trial_promo)
999 hoax calls (#litres_trial_promo)
A little bit on fire (#litres_trial_promo)
Night-duty eyes (#litres_trial_promo)
On the job (#litres_trial_promo)
Dead ringer (#litres_trial_promo)
Perks (#litres_trial_promo)
Lucky ladders (#litres_trial_promo)
Downfall (#litres_trial_promo)
Ailsa MacPhee (#litres_trial_promo)
A quick buck (#litres_trial_promo)
B for bingo (#litres_trial_promo)
Game on (#litres_trial_promo)
The beano (#litres_trial_promo)
Busted (#litres_trial_promo)
Hats off (#litres_trial_promo)
Ménage à trois (#litres_trial_promo)
The cost of an arrest (#litres_trial_promo)
The day I met Jennifer (#litres_trial_promo)
Exciting boredom (#litres_trial_promo)
Saving lives (#litres_trial_promo)
It came off in my hand, sarge (#litres_trial_promo)
Christmas confession (#litres_trial_promo)
The call you’re waiting for (#litres_trial_promo)
Animal lovers (#litres_trial_promo)
Stanley the Stallion (#litres_trial_promo)
Dirty Don (#litres_trial_promo)
Importuning and all that (#litres_trial_promo)
Daisy chaining (#litres_trial_promo)
A pounding (#litres_trial_promo)
Cassie’s girls (#litres_trial_promo)
Courting (#litres_trial_promo)
The verdict (#litres_trial_promo)
Contempt (#litres_trial_promo)
Through the square window (#litres_trial_promo)
Let right be done (#litres_trial_promo)
