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‘Right,’ he said, kissing my nose.
But I wasn’t convinced. Phil had been my rock for years. My best friend, my support network, everything. But since he’d met Bertie I felt like I had to fight for his attention and I wasn’t sure I liked sharing him.’
‘So what are you going to do?’ Phil asked again. ‘Can I help?’
‘Would you?’ I asked, flashing him my best, most beseeching smile.
‘What do you need?’
‘Well, first I need to go and get all my stuff from Matty’s. The only clothes I’ve got are what I had at work – and I’m running out of knickers. But I can’t face him on my own, so will you come with me? Please?’
Phil put his arm round my shoulders again.
‘Of course,’ he said, kissing the top of my head. ‘I’ve got a few things I’d like to say to Mr Matthew actually.’
I grinned. Phil was always fighting my corner.
‘And then, I need you to help with one more thing,’ I said. ‘I need to choose a reality TV show. Babs reckons that’s the best way to get the public back on my side.’
Phil, who, if he ever went on Mastermind, would choose the specialist subject Reality TV 2000–2015, gave a deep, satisfied sigh.
‘She’s right,’ he said. ‘She’s completely spot-on. Ooh, she’s clever.’
‘She should be,’ I grumbled. ‘I pay her enough.’
‘So which show?’ Phil said.
‘I convinced her to let me choose,’ I told him. ‘Babs reckons she can get me on anything. You know what she’s like – she knows all the right people. I’m just not sure it’s the right thing to do.’
Phil looked at me appraisingly, his head tilted to one side. Then he nodded.
‘Of course,’ he said in delight. ‘It’s perfect.’
‘What?’ I said, suspicious of his gleeful expression. ‘What are you thinking? Not Drag Race?’
Phil gave a chuckle.
‘No,’ he said. He pushed his thick-rimmed glasses (just for show – they had clear lenses but he thought they gave him a geekish charm, and he was right) up his nose and pulled me to my feet.
‘I’m thinking you in a tiny bikini, tanned, skinny, bravely carrying on without Matty, perhaps flirting a little with another similarly tanned young, male TV star, and showing the legions of Amy fans – and those who dared to be Amy doubters – what a game old bird you are.’
‘Ohhhh,’ I breathed. ‘You mean the jungle?’
‘The jungle,’ Phil said. ‘It’s perfect.’
I thought about it.
‘I’d be away for weeks – so no paps chasing me the whole time,’ I said. ‘Lots of time to think, to work out what I want to do next …’
‘And you look smoking hot in a bikini,’ Phil said.
I made a modest face. I knew he was right.
‘You’re strong because you work out, like, all the time, you’re sporty and adventurous, you’re funny, you’re kind … you’re bound to win.’
‘What about my hair extensions?’ I said, holding up a strand of the brunette locks that were my pride and joy.
‘They’ll have to come out,’ Phil said, grim-faced. ‘Better to do it now, so people get used to seeing you without them.’
I nodded.
‘I can do that,’ I said. ‘New hair, new start.’
‘So ring Babs and tell her,’ Phil said. ‘Do it, do it now.’
‘Okay, okay,’ I giggled, pulling my phone out. ‘I’m doing it.’
I found Babs in my contacts, and waited for her to answer.
‘Voicemail,’ I said. ‘She must be on the tube … Babs, it’s Amy. The jungle. I want to go to the jungle. Call me back.’
As I ended the call, there was a ring on the doorbell of the shop.
‘I thought you were closed,’ I said to Phil.
He frowned.
‘I am,’ he said. ‘Oh, balls. I’d forgotten about her.’
‘Who?’ I said. ‘What?’
‘Natasha Lucas,’ he said. ‘She’s a fashion editor.’
‘A journalist,’ I shrieked, diving off the chair and under the table so she wouldn’t spot me through the glass door.
‘Relax Princess Di,’ Phil said with a smile, waving at the woman and going to open the door. ‘She works for Society magazine. She only cares about toffs. She won’t have a clue who you are.’
‘She might,’ I said frostily, crawling out from under the table. ‘You’d be amazed how many people watch Turpin Road.’
‘Darling Natasha,’ Phil said, throwing open the door. ‘Come in!’
In came a tall, willowy blonde woman in her early forties. She had her hair in a neat twist, and she was wearing a classic tan mac, cropped white trousers, nude sandals and a striped blue-and-white scarf. I instantly felt cheap and scruffy in my baggy jeans and hoodie.
‘God, Phil,’ Natasha said, throwing her oversized bag onto the chair next to me. ‘I am having such a day. Sorry to be so late – and looking such a mess.’
I raised an eyebrow and Natasha noticed me for the first time.
‘Hi,’ she said, sticking out a hand for me to shake. ‘I’m Natasha.’
‘Amy,’ I said, hoping my hands were clean. ‘I’m Phil’s best friend.’
‘Lovely,’ said Natasha, sounding like she didn’t really care. ‘Anyway, can I have a root around, darling? We’ve got this blasted photo shoot first thing and I need at least three, probably four, hats and the stylist’s pulled out so I’m organising the whole thing on my own. Plus my nanny’s gone AWOL, my buggering husband’s sodded off to Hong bloody Kong, the baby’s got chicken pox, my grandmother isn’t well, and basically everything’s gone to shit.’
I grinned at her. It was nice to meet someone who was having almost as rotten a time as I was.
‘Cup of tea?’ I said.
Chapter Four (#ulink_004b93ef-27c2-5046-8107-ab1ced03c24c)
When I came back into the shop from the tiny kitchen out the back, Natasha was wearing one hat, holding another, and had her phone balanced between her shoulder and her ear.
‘No, no, no,’ she was saying. ‘There’s simply no point in sending another inexperienced nanny. I’ve got four horrible children and they will break her. I need someone tough …’
‘She’s hilarious,’ I said, putting down the tea tray.
Phil nodded.
‘She juggles about a million things, but she’s always in control,’ he said. ‘Her fashion spreads are gorgeous and believe me it’s worth my while to be a bit flexible for her.’
He sat down on the sofa and patted the cushion next to him.
‘Listen, Amy,’ he said, his voice serious. ‘I need to tell you something.’
‘About Natasha?’ I said, in a whisper. ‘What?’
Phil gave a faint smile.
‘No, not about Natasha,’ he said. ‘About Bertie.’
I tried to look sympathetic.
‘Not going well?’ I said. ‘I’m not surprised. You’re very different people, you and boring Bertie.’
Phil laughed.
‘Nice try, Miss Lavender, but yes, it’s going very well, thank you. In fact, Bertie’s parents are coming over from France next weekend and I’m keen to make a good impression on them.’
‘Ohmygod you are adorable,’ I said, taking his face in my hands. ‘Of course you’ll make a good impression.’
Phil took my hands from his cheeks and held them tightly.
‘Amy,’ he said. ‘Please try and understand what I’m telling you.’
Realisation dawned.
‘You’re kicking me out?’ I said. ‘You don’t want me in your flat when Bertie’s parents are there?’
Phil screwed up his nose.
‘Sorry, darling,’ he said. ‘You know I wouldn’t see you on the streets, but this is really important to me.’
I took a deep breath.
‘It’s fine,’ I said. ‘Honestly. I can easily find somewhere to live. No problem. I’ll go and stay with Mum perhaps.’
‘Really?’ said Phil. ‘I’m not sure that’s a very good idea.’
Slumping against the sofa cushions, I bit my lip.
‘Nah, probably not,’ I admitted. ‘There are more paps in Marbella than there are here nowadays. It’d be a nightmare. Don’t worry, I’ll find somewhere.’
‘Sorry to interrupt,’ said Natasha, who’d come to stand in front of me. ‘I couldn’t help overhearing.’
I narrowed my eyes.
‘It was actually a private conversation,’ I said.
Natasha waved her hand as if there was no such thing, her huge blinging engagement ring catching the light.
‘You’re Amy Lavender, right?’ she said.
I threw Phil a triumphant look. See! She did know who I was.
‘Yes,’ I said cautiously. ‘That’s me.’
‘So I’m guessing you need somewhere to live that’s cheap and quiet and available right now?’
‘Yes,’ I said again, sitting up a bit straighter. ‘Do you know somewhere?’
‘I certainly do,’ said Natasha. She sat down in between me and Phil.
‘My mother has just had something of a mid-life crisis – for the fourth, or perhaps the fifth time. This time, she’s in the throes of a passionate affair with a yoga instructor and she’s headed off on a sort of old lady gap year,’ she began.
I blinked at her, impressed at the idea of her mum and the yoga teacher, but not knowing how this had anything to do with me.
‘Okaaaaay,’ I said
‘So, she convinced me to keep an eye on my grandmother,’ Natasha carried on. ‘Which is no hardship because I adore her, but I’ve got such a lot on, and it’s proving hard to get round to hers every day.’
She chewed her lip.
‘She’s quite sprightly, really, considering she’s almost ninety. She doesn’t need much looking after. Just someone who’s there, you know, if she needs something?’
‘Okaaaaay,’ I said again, still not understanding. ‘Oh, god. Do you mean me? I can’t look after an old lady.’
Natasha gripped my hand.
‘You can,’ she said. ‘She’s fine. She can look after herself, honestly. It’s not like you need to cook for her, or bathe her, or anything like that. Her house has a flat, in the basement. It’s really nice – I lived there myself when I was younger. One bedroom, lounge, blah, blah. So you wouldn’t even be living with her, not really. She just needs someone who’s there in case she has a fall.’
