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‘They had a run.’
‘Every pair? Oh for heaven’s sake.’ She checks her purse for lipstick, tissues and Tic Tacs as she shows me her back. ‘Get your coat, your father’s starting the car.’
At last, the Tylenol. I dump two out and pop both down my throat, but still no water glass. I slurp direct from the tap but can’t get a good angle, can’t sluice my mouth enough. The pills lodge halfway down my gullet, trapped in the furry sludge. I cough, grab my coat and a pair of sunglasses and follow Mom out to the garage where Dad glowers behind the wheel of the Volvo.
As Mom settles into the passenger seat, Dad motions for me to hit the garage door opener. The chain overhead creaks, the garage murk dissipates as the midwinter light crawls in through the widening opening. I don the sunglasses before it can reach my line of vision and try to catch a parental eye through the windshield. Dad’s already pulled down his visor and Mom’s staring straight ahead to where the lawnmower’s stored. Her face is splotched and extra puffy, but her eyes are dry, hard and glassy like marbles.
‘Come on, dammit,’ Dad grumbles. I scramble into the back seat next to his neatly folded overcoat and buckle up in double-quick time.
Dad eases the car out of the garage, checking his path in the rear-view mirror in case the rose bushes bordering the driveway are in a mind to scratch his paintwork. Once clear, he reaches to the visor for the garage door remote. He clicks, nothing happens. Click, click.
‘Goddammit!’
I know he wants to order me to get my ass up and shut that frigging garage, but for some reason he doesn’t. He leaps out, the car door hanging open and dives into the garage himself.
I take advantage of the opportunity. ‘Mom, look, I’m sorry, really I—’
‘Shut up.’
‘But—’
She doesn’t move her head one inch in my direction. ‘Shut up, shut up!’
The garage door begins its descent and Dad shimmies out beneath it just in time, the rubber seal catching the back of his suit jacket and leaving a smear of dirt that he doesn’t seem to notice as he climbs back into the car.
This is bad. Worse than the time you and I trapped the neighbour’s cat in the mailbox, worse than when we got picked up by the cop for loitering in the Kmart parking lot, worse than when you brought home the report card with two ‘D’s and I tried to forge Mom’s signature, worse even than when we skipped fifth period so Lloyd Taggart could drive us and Cindy round the block in his Dad’s Audi, even though he only had a learner’s permit and we hadn’t even started our semester of Driver’s Ed. I shiver and wish I’d gone upstairs for a new pair of pantyhose, wish I’d remembered my gloves.
I start coughing again and swallow hard to force the Tylenol down but the pills won’t budge. I cough until my nose runs. ‘Dad, please can we stop at the 7-Eleven for a Big Gulp of Diet Coke?’
‘You know the rule, Justine. Or have you forgotten that one too?’
‘Just some water then.’
‘No drinks allowed in the car. Now quiet.’
I lock my jaw to contain the coughs, my nose still dripping like a garden hose. I’d like to ask Mom for one of those tissues of hers, but I make do with the cuff of your old turtleneck.
We coast through the neighbourhood. Past Cindy’s house with the peeling green shutters, past our old elementary school, past the playground where you knocked your two front teeth out on the jungle gym. At the lights, we right-turn-on-red on to Route 5 and join the stream of Sunday brunch traffic. Dad speeds up and thumps the wheel if the lights threaten to stop him – as they do, one after another.
‘Damn timing mechanisms are way off,’ he mutters. We switch lanes, manoeuvre round slowpokes and honk at other roadrunners. As we crest one steep hill and then another, my stomach drops away, and I have to cover my mouth with my hand and bite back the bile.
‘Dad, I’m gonna be sick. Pull over.’
‘You know the rule. Scheduled breaks only.’
‘Dad!’
Twisting round now, Mom takes a good look at me. ‘I think you’d better stop, Jeff. She’s pretty peaked.’
Dad sighs, flicks on his blinker and gestures at other drivers. There are two lanes to cross to the shoulder and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. I’ve flung the door open and am familiarising myself with the gravel before Dad’s got the hazards on. Please, please, please. My stomach convulses, jolting my whole body. I feel wetness at my eyes but nothing else is coming up. Cindy told me last night I should puke before I went to bed: hurl, drink two great big glasses of ice-cold water, swallow three Tylenol, then pass out. It didn’t work. I wretch dryly a few more times and then get back into the car.
We drive on. Outside, Route 5 slips by – and before long so does the turn-off by Tastee-Freez for the road that leads to the cul-de-sac where our church is.
‘Aren’t we going to church?’
‘We’re going to the mall first.’
I consult my Swatch. ‘But church starts in fifteen minutes. We’ll never make it in time.’
‘We’ll go to the later service.’
A truck driver behind us leans on his horn, heralding another wave of nausea to crash over me. ‘Dad, please pull over again.’
‘Not on your life.’
‘I’m gonna be sick.’
‘You’re not going to be sick.’
My stomach rolls, pressing me forward into my knees. ‘I am.’
‘You’re not going to be sick.’
I heave again and here comes the long overdue foulness, spilling out into the well behind Mom’s seat. It splashes up on to my shoes and the grey leather upholstery.
Mom gasps, ‘Dear Lord.’
Our car swerves as Dad’s head whips round, the trucker’s brakes squeal, and the sudden motion only makes things worse. ‘Holy shit!’
I spit to get the lumps and acid burn off my tongue, but then another eruption flecks my loosened locks of hair and my skirt and your turtleneck, spattering on to my shins as it drums on to the floor mat. I grope for something to wipe my mouth and my hand lands on Dad’s overcoat. The belt droops into the vomit as I pull the coat to my face.
‘What the hell do you think you’re doing?’ Dad flails at me with his right arm, the car veering into the adjacent lane to the blaring protest of other drivers.
‘Sorry.’
‘Dear Lord, I’m so ashamed,’ wails Mom. ‘First Joshua, now you. What’s the matter with you, Justine?’ She’s got a whole clutch of tissues unpursed now and is dabbing at her eyes.
‘Do you see what you’re doing to your mother? Did you think about that when you were gallivanting around last night?’
‘I wasn’t gallivanting.’
‘Don’t talk back to me, young lady.’
‘I wasn’t talking back.’
‘I’m warning you.’
‘Oh, Lord, Justine. How could you?’
‘Mom, it was one time, just—’
‘Just nothing.’
‘I mean—’
‘Quiet! I can’t bear to hear another word out of your mouth.’
Dad rolls down the front windows to dispel the vomit stink. Mom hates driving with the windows down at any time of year, but despite the cold not even she’s going to kick up her usual fuss. She flips her visor down to determine the havoc the wind’s wreaking on her hair and shoots me an evil eye care of the vanity mirror.
The wind cyclones through the car, turning my bare legs blue. I try to appear contrite but am pretty busy feeling cold. I fold my arms and cover my lower half with Dad’s coat. I would sell my Michael Jackson collection for just one sip of water to get rid of this post-puke taste in my mouth. I slip out my retainer and gross myself by inspecting the bits clinging to it. No question, the thing needs a rinse. I use the lining of Dad’s soiled coat to swab it clean, but it still looks too disgusting to insert in my mouth so I stash it in the flip-out ashtray in the door. No one’s ever smoked in this car – that’s another one of the rules – so it’s as hygienic in there as anywhere.
I lean back against the headrest and close my eyes. I’m exhausted. If it weren’t so cold, if my head didn’t hurt so much and my bangs weren’t slapping so ticklishly around my cheeks with the wind, I might be able to doze off. It’s good to have the glasses on so Mom and Dad don’t know if I do.
As it is, I do drift. I can see myself last night. In the gym bleachers, too morose for words, with Cindy at my side. Beth and Kelly are there too but they aren’t my best friend so they don’t know what to do and sit there acting awkward, like unnecessary appendages. Cindy isn’t too certain what to do either. So she produces a brown paper sack from her backpack, scans the area for teachers, then furtively extracts a can of Milwaukee’s Best from the sack and presses it into my hand.
‘You need it. Take your mind off all this family shit, just for tonight.’ I don’t even like the taste of it, but Cindy assures me that if you drink real fast you can hardly taste it at all. What does Cindy know. She also said the Wrigley’s Spearmint would mask the smell, she said our parents had better things to do than wait up for me, she said the beer – then the pineapple wine cooler then the rum – would make me feel better. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
When I open my eyes, we’re on the interstate. Cars zoom past in the opposite direction, loud as dying insects.
‘I thought we were going to the mall,’ I shout.
‘The one across town,’ Dad shouts back.
I close my eyes again and then I must doze, because when I reopen them, we’re off the interstate and the wind chill has tapered some. Mom still has her visor down and is eyeballing me through the mirror as she reapplies her lipstick. According to my Swatch, half an hour or thereabouts has passed.
‘What’s going on?’
‘Your dad’s lost.’ She touches the corner of her lips then applies another coat. ‘It’s not bad weather for February, is it? What do they say about weather in February, Justine? It’ll tell you if you’re going to have an early spring? Or is that Groundhog Day? Maybe Groundhog Day is in February? I don’t know. Is it? Maybe it is.’
This is the most she’s said all morning. ‘What do you think, honey?’
Honey? She’s talking to me? ‘Errr, I don’t know, Mom.’
‘I never can remember those minor holidays. What’s the point in declaring a day a holiday anyway if you’re not going to give people time off, I ask you. Justine?’
‘Dunno.’
For a millisecond, I think maybe I’ve actually made it through the worst. Maybe something magical happened when I was napping and now all’s forgiven. But then I see Harvey’s Shrimp Shack.
You know Harvey’s Shrimp Shack, how could you forget? That falling down old barn of a building with a neon sign tacked to the front that flashes ‘All You Can Eat Shrimp – $5.97’. The Shrimp Shack is not a chain, it’s a one-and-only, but we’ve passed by it before, too many times. And every time I pass it I wonder, why on earth $5.97, why not $5.95 or a round six bucks? I don’t consider the conundrum this time, though, because there’s just a single thought spooling through my mind: the Shrimp Shack means one thing and one thing only.
Then a few other thoughts occur to me, too. One, there is no later service than eleven thirty; two, the mall across town closed down a month ago; and three, Dad never gets lost.
CHAPTER TWO (#ulink_e3aa64ca-3c32-5901-85a7-999bef6706d8)
‘Where the hell are we going?’
Mom winds down her lipstick, careful not to catch the edge – she must be wearing about 112 coats by now – and she replaces the cap. ‘To the mall, of course.’
I swore – said hell to our parents as loud as you please and she didn’t bat an eye. I clutch my hands together, squeeze hard till all I can feel is bone. ‘What’s going on, Mother?’
‘After we finish the errands, maybe we can go to that new frozen yoghurt stand. It’s a funny concept, isn’t it? Frozen yoghurt? I never have liked yoghurt, I imagine there aren’t many people who’d claim to be yoghurt fans. Just the thought of it, just the word – yoh-gert. It’s a funny sounding word, foreign sounding, rather unpleasant, a funny food. But freeze the stuff, and people can’t get enough, you’ve got a craze on your hands. Amazing. And they do have such inventive flavours, don’t they? You’d like that, wouldn’t you, Justine? Pay a visit to the frozen yoghurt stand? We can get one of those waffle cones with the sprinkles on top. You’d like that.’
‘The yoghurt stand is at the other mall.’
She brushes nonexistent hair out of her eyes and flicks her visor mirror closed so I can’t see her face any more. ‘I’m sure they’ll have one at this mall, too.’
‘We’re not going to the mall, Mom. You know we’re not.’ My voice rises. The 7-Eleven slides past our open windows, the Hardee’s with the kiddies’ playground, the David’s Son motorcycle repair shop, the Green Valley block of low-rent town houses. ‘Why are you going on about the damn mall?’
‘Of course we’re going to the mall. We’re going to the mall to do some errands.’
‘What errands?’
‘What errands? Oh, you know, the usual things.’
‘I don’t know.’
Mom hesitates. ‘Well, we’ve got to go to the dry cleaners for one. And, then there’s the, uh, we’ve got to stop off at JC Penney’s because I need some blue thread for my sewing kit. And, well, while we’re there we should probably buy you some new pantyhose because you don’t appear to have a pair left to cover yourself with. And—’
‘Mom, there are no errands.’
‘Of course there are, why else would we be going to the mall?’
‘Stop it!’ I snap, trying desperately to retrace the route in my head, in case it comes to that. ‘That mall closed down over a month ago. There is no Penney’s, no yoghurt stand. They’re all shut.’ Cindy will have to steal her sister’s car or get Lloyd to drive. And she’ll need directions. You get on to the interstate heading north, I’ll say. Then how far do you go? What exit do you take? Is it a left or a right after the lights? How many miles do you drive? How many minutes? Look for the Shrimp Shack, the Shrimp Shack’s the marker.
Our mother’s pint-sized head moves about in juttery starts the way it does, like a bird. Tilting from side to side, bobbing down repeatedly as she inspects her lap, her cuticles, the contents of her purse. Peck, peck.
‘Mom. Where are we going?’
She punches Dad in the arm. ‘Jeff, why don’t you say something? Am I the only one here?’ She punches him harder. ‘Jeff, say something dammit!’
Our mother swears this time. Our mother never swears.
Maybe I should jump. How bad could it hurt after all? We can’t be going more than 35 mph. I will my hand to the door, my fingers glance the handle. Just yank then tuck and dive, like a gymnastic exercise that Mr Zarrow or Ms Loy or whoever taught us in PE class, nothing more. I screw up my eyes and squint at the tarmac, whizzing by. It’s hard, black, gravelly. No.
Dad slams the blinker and turns into that road. There’s no reason to say or do anything now. I cast about frantically for a road sign, but can’t locate one. Why don’t I ever know the names of roads? Warehouses flank us on either side. Strictly business trade. Look for the warehouses, I’ll say, there’s the Caterpillar tractor warehouse, the Billy’s Printing Supplies warehouse, the Dutch Tulips warehouse. Half a dozen others, all locked up, Sunday-quiet and stacked full of bulbs, books or heavy farm equipment. All corrugated iron and identical from the outside except for the choice of potted shrubbery, the executives’ initials on the VIP parking spaces, the company logos.
Only one warehouse is logo-free. It’s even more nondescript than the rest. This is where we’re going. Of course it is. No logos, no shrubbery, no signs, no initialled spaces. But it is open for business. There’s a smattering of cars in the front lot and I can see lights and the manned reception desk through the glass of the double doors. Dad eases into an empty space a few yards from the entrance, kills the engine and leaves the keys dangling in the ignition. The fob – in the shape of a miniature, but perfectly formed, set of dentures – knocks against the steering column.
My knuckles are white and taut, my veins braided like blue-coloured macramé beneath the surface of my skin.
Dad lumbers out of the car. ‘I’ll go and tell them we’re here.’
Mom keeps nodding even after he’s gone and out of sight. She fishes in her purse for Tic Tacs: I can hear mints clattering against plastic.
‘What’s going on, Mom? Tell me. Please.’
‘It is cold, isn’t it? I think we ought to roll the windows up now, don’t you? I just hate driving with the windows down.’ She leans over and notches the key enough to power the internal electrics then presses fingers on the automatic up-buttons for all four windows. The planes of glass hum until we’re sealed in.
